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First you drill a whole the size of your dick in the back of the bag Second you place the bag in front of your dick and slide that monster of a cock into the bag Now go to the club and…

Does anyone remember a dancer named Malibu.

Anyone else out there get a boner when reading some of these reviews? I have to admit, my dick get's hard when I read some of these reviews, especially when the guy cums during the lapdance or get's extras.

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Police: New Mexico man driving drunk while having sex crashes 8:48 AM, May 30, 2013 Associated Press FILED UNDER News Nation/World ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. — A New Mexico man faces multiple charges after police say he was having sex with…

I'm about to introduce my saliva to a stranger when politics hit the floor?! What the fuck?!? Keep your save the world strategies to yourselves.

A month ago, a judge denied the appeal by San Antonio SC owners of the City ordinance banning topless clubs (unless they go through the Sexually-Oriented Business rigamarole. This week was my first visit to San Antonio since the…

If you are getting a lap dance and nothing extra has been discussed, do you stop her if she's about to make you cum, and you aren't prepared? This has happened to me twice. The first time toward the end…

LAS VEGAS REVIEW-JOURNAL There's something about a comeback that everybody loves. There's Michael Jordan leaving the baseball diamond for the basketball court, Carlton Fisk's game-winning home run in Game 6 of the World Series against Cincinnati in 1975, George Foreman putting…

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Been getting texts from different gals all day about meeting up. Decision time. Won't be going to any SC's this weekend, my wallet will be dented enough as is.

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Ok not really but who can resist that classic line from M. Night Shyamalan's 1999 movie "The Sixth Sense". Actually what I see is strippers. I took my ATF to one of the major mall's in my neck of the…

Rise and shine its tits and ass time !

<i>"I think Alucard on the TV would be a good show" I'm not interesting enough for TV. But all you vile Assholes would make lots of incendiary comments & that's GOOD rating stuff.</i> --- I'm gonna post my PMs from Alutard because I am…

On Nov. 9, undercover Officers Paul Madsen and Antonio Ortega spent about six and a half hours while on duty at The Penthouse Club, 1801 N West Shore Blvd., according to Tampa Police Chief Jane Castor. The officers drank before…

Sorry, Saturday night skin-seekers, but Minneapolis is one strip club down. Earlier this month downtown gentlemen's club Lure quietly locked its doors after losing its liquor license due to unpaid taxes. A handwritten sign inside the darkened Hennepin Avenue club…

http://www.cnbc.com/id/100780163 The wealthiest 1 percent now control 39 percent of the world's wealth, and their share is likely to grow in the coming years, according to a new report. The world's total private wealth grew 7.8 percent last year to $135…

http://www.wtsp.com/news/watercooler/article/318902/58/Strip-club-sues-city-for-booze-and-girls This reminds me of a favorite asshole lawyers story. A friend of mine is a new associate in a law firm of three partners. He is the first and only associate attorney they have. A week before Christmas, the most…

The first time I saw what little they showed of the new Superman trailer, I was disgusted. Not another Superman movie. The seed was planted in my mind-I will not like this movie. I will…

Mr Moose, I know you are getting bored with the stripper BS...but you need to go out with a blaze of glory! Sit down and try to channel the Juiceman my brother. He'll, just copy and paste some of Juice's…

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Mexican-Americans everywhere are rejoicing and partying. One of our own has made it big time. Finally, Playboy has selected a Mexican-American girl to be the PMOY. Raquel Pomplun was born in California, but raised in Tijuana, Mexico.…