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lapdanceking82's first half of the year report brings up an idea. One of the things I love about TUSCL is the crazy stories. I've only lived a few of them, but some on here seem to have a deep history…

Hey all, I'm in Miami, I've done some reading but I like to get a bit more input. 1. Tootsie's appears to be the best overall value. Is this still true? I heard the same about Baby Dolls in Dallas and wasn't…

I attend a few strip clubs around the southern cali area.... So, i'm at a topless club and noticed something,(90% of these girls are fat) And the ratio of overweight strippers to stunners is increasing. Unfortunately, this trend may be here to stay.(lower…

What would the ideal drink be? Now I prefer no alcohol. And in this state, full nudity requires that it be no alcohol. So I am only willing to talk about no alcohol. So we have these much loved no…

Go into a civie bar. Walk straight up to a hot chick and say, "Let's go, I wanna Fuck your brains out". Sure, you'll get slapped, berated, beat up, thrown out.... Maybe 9 out of 10 times.…

I've had more than one dancer tell me they have customers who go straight to VIP and don't go to stage tip bc they are shy and don't want to be seen. Good for them. I'm a one…

I thought I would share a story, as I stayed in the hotel the same hotel as the one in this story last week and it made me reminisce. Jump back approximately 10 or so years ago and I was still…

Report where Moses Malone, Jr. (yes, that Moses Malone) gets his ass beat and robbed in a Houston strip club. Probably for wearing more jewelry than a little old lady and thinking he was too good to get punched in…

Fuck that faggot fake war hero vinceygirl michaels!

Yup, the tall skinny blonde is history. It was a series of things that happened. First she broke a Sat. night OTC date with a SS excuse. Okay...it happens. Then after begging me to see her ITC, she dances with…

Now that I have renewed my VIP with an updated review of my main club, I've been catching up on the last 6 months of local reviews. It shocks me that some guys spend 3 paragraphs shitting on a club and…

For 6 of the 8 years I've been banging my ATF she's had fake boobs. I drove her to the surgery and was the last to suck on the originals and the first to manhandle the new. They're a good…

OK, I'm going to have fun by posting you tube clips that remind me of Tuscl members. Any resemblance to actual persons is purely coincidental. I'm starting off with a juicebox69 visit to KFC clip. I have 3 to 4…

Oh, geez. It's happening to me. I want to hear experiences and advice from the PL gallery on how to proceed. Since our first OTC (https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=48953) I've taken this stripper out a bunch more times and each was at least as…

The following link is a police report of an Ebony Inn dancer that set her customer up to be robbed by her boyfriend and his friends. http://courts.state.md.us/appellate/unreportedopinions/2016/1081s15.pdf I met a dancer for the first time at a club and got several dances…

She was on Howard Stern last week and I think she's become the biggest hypocrite. She said she'd move out of the country because of Trump, she's still here. She said the Met Gala was stupid and was…

Can someone message me? I'm back on the hunt after some time away.

I can honestly say, even with all the stupid, pathetic, loser, dumb, idiotic, crazy things that have happened to me with strippers in the past... I've never had any one of them steal a $3 million dollar check from me... https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/worldnews/3562466/julio-cesar-chavez-jr-robbed-video-naked-women-las-vegas-hotel-wife/

He claims he weighs 236 pounds, I bet he is closer to 325. As far as presidents go he is one fat fuck maybe Warren Harding was fatter, but in my lifetime he is the fattest. Here is a link…

She's now 20 - more pics further down the article - she kinda has a bad-girl look IMO: http://elitedaily.com/sports/mckayla-maroney-instagram-2016-summer-olympics/1576449/

Been clubbing for years but some things I have just never been able to get a grasp on and wanted to see what you all do in these situations. 1. A stripper sits on my lap but I want a…

Guy just goes up to a ton of reviews and claims they are Club ads. He trolls my favorite club Cheeks, not close to the only club though, and does it to several reviews and did it to one of…

I was dangerously close to doing so with a stripper but I also had looser inhibitions thanks to overdrinking which also deterred me due to being too dizzy to do concentrate half the time. But boy every day the feeling…

When I think about the way the best among you ape (the great rickdugan) behaves and contrast it with idiots like this: http://metro.co.uk/2017/05/13/naked-man-humping-dead-shark-identified-as-an-ex-nyc-police-officer-6634900/ It only emphasized the need to cull your herds. I've discussed the stupid NYC cop with ricktheshark and he…

1. The Vagina Inspector Shadow cat 2. Has the symbol of the antichrist in his name Rock star 666 3. Nubster's nemesis Rick Dugan 4. The sleepy time rapist SJG 5. Took me on the scariest car ride of my life at a Miami meetup Heck/Rech 6. Has a…