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Top 10 Corniest Stage Dance Elements

What are the most cringe-inducing bits you see dancers work into their stage sets? I'll get it started with: 10. Lip-syncing or, worse, "acting out" lyrics to the song. 9. Anything involving veils.

chandlerVeteran Reviewer20 yrs ago 5 16

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Jealousy

A comment someone made in a recent review made me curious. He mentioned that there was this dancer who was head and shoulders better than the rest of the dancers working the club and that he thought she wouldn't…

JC2003Veteran Reviewer20 yrs ago 11 13

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Which Vegas Club Has the Best Conversationalists?

When I went to Vegas about a year ago, I was mainly interested in high mileage and found the Olympic Garden best for that. But oh what a difference a year has made. Now my criteria is to find the…

davidsContributor21 yrs ago 16 8

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Favorite Large Scale Chain

Which "Large Chain" is your favorite, based on visits to different clubs? I'll define Large Chain, as having more than 6 clubs total, and located in several different states. AFAICT... the chains that meet criteria are: Deja…

minnowElite Reviewer21 yrs ago 12 16

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"Why not?"

What do you say to a stripper who asks, "Why not?" when you tell her you don't want a dance? What kind of stripper would even ask this? How about the ones who try to turn your answer into a…

chandlerVeteran Reviewer20 yrs ago 11 8

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San Antonio

Does anybody know the new stripclub ordinence rules regarding nude dancing in San Antonio

waltnavy20 yrs ago 15 2

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What are your best clubs for best lookers?

Which clubs have you experienced the best looking dancers(i.e most number of 10's, and or highest % of "7Ups"). IME,Last 1-5yrs: Babes(Phoenix), Lodge&Mens Club(Dallas), SolidGold/Pure Platinum(Ft Lauderdale). Last 5-10 yrs: Cheetah3(Atlanta), Landing Strip(Detroit), Olympic Gardens(Las Vegas), and Ricks(Houston).…

minnowElite Reviewer21 yrs ago 13 24

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When you fantasize about a stripper...

...what do you fantasize is happening? - Are you having sex? What kind? - Is she giving you a lapdance? In the club, or somewhere private? - Are you having a conversation? In the club or somewhere else? - Are you on a date?…

chandlerVeteran Reviewer20 yrs ago 7 5

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Which option would you have chosen? (Brooke's perspective)

I challenge board members to write up chandler's story from Brooke's (probable) prespective. Any takers? Should be fun.

davidsContributor20 yrs ago 25 1

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"Wanna Dance?"

Ok, survery time once again: a) What percentage of strippers you met open with this line? b) Do you like it? Why or why not? c) If you are not a "wanna dance" type, have you ever changed your mind about getting a…

davidsContributor21 yrs ago 16 11

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Which option would you have chosen?

One night last May, I was at my sometime regular club when I heard the DJ announce to the stage Brooke, a stripper returning after three years away. This got my attention. Of all the strippers I've known who have…

chandlerVeteran Reviewer20 yrs ago 6 32

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What's the worst stripper name you ever heard.

Since we're on the subject of stripper names on another thread, what is the worst one you ever heard? Let's try to confine it to real ones we've actually heard rather than the theoretical funny ones. I'm going…

AbbieNormalVeteran Reviewer21 yrs ago 17 24

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Finger Sucking Strippers

A couple of my favorites go down on my finger during lap dances. Do strippers ever suck your fingers? Would you want them to? Do you see them do it for others in the club? (I don't.)

chandlerVeteran Reviewer21 yrs ago 43 16

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I got an idea if you want to hook up with dancers

I was just thinking if a person really wanted to hook up with a dancer why not find out what she likes to do doing her spare time? Let's say if she is the partying type find out what…

Jpac73Contributor21 yrs ago 10 10

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The Lap of Luxury (From A Stripper)

Gentlemen - for your reading pleasure. New York Times - 10/25/2005. Maybe you'll want to buy the book. The Lap of Luxury By ELISABETH EAVES Paris IT'S happened again. Another innocent man who just wanted a few lap dances claims to have been…

enquiz2001Veteran Reviewer21 yrs ago 19 26

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A thread for posting more quotes from other people's reviews

Some choice material on today's Recent Reviews page, so I say it's time for a sequel. Here's maylith reporting on Miss Kitty's in Washington Park, Illinois: Had one girl stop by the table and chat a bit. She seemed to be…

chandlerVeteran Reviewer21 yrs ago 8 5

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2fers: Boon or Annoyance

IME: 2fers are PITA item, not a bargain, because 1) Songs are often clipped, you're getting 1.5 fer at best. 2) They break the flow of things. 3) They smack too strongly of Kmart Blue Light Special-ism,…

minnowElite Reviewer21 yrs ago 12 3

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Ever met a woman before she became a dancer?

Have any of you ever had one of your friends become a dancer after you got to know them? This has only happened to me once. Honestly, she was one of the last women I would have ever…

JC2003Veteran Reviewer21 yrs ago 13 14

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can we somehow vote to ban romantic lover

his posts are pointless c'mon they ruin the whole flow of the board

coreyVeteran Reviewer21 yrs ago 12 15

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How should I handle this dancer

There is this one dancer named Libby who works at one of my regular clubs. I have known her for about 3years or so but I don't really find her all that attractive. I have gotten…

Jpac73Contributor21 yrs ago 10 15

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Strippers, whose ABUSIVE BOYFRIEND is GAY

There may be strippers out there whose BOYFRIEND is ABUSIVE and GAY. There may be GAY men who use strippers for MONEY. These GAY BOYFRIENDS of strippers may be DRUG USERS as well.

RomanticLover21 yrs ago 1 1

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Stripper orgasms, fake or real?

Reading TH2O's response to mileage got me thinking. Somtimes when I'm getting a dance from a stripper she appears to have an orgasm. To be honest I'm never sure if she really is or is just very good at faking…

metaldudeContributor21 yrs ago 27 15

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Can We Somehow Vote to Make RomanticLover King?

By far the most insightful, and hilarious poster on this board. Long live the king!

davidsContributor21 yrs ago 8 2

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What's the worst strip club name you've ever heard?

I nominate Chix on Dix, a new club in Detroit on Dix Street. How could they resist? It's almost a great name, except it sounds too close to Chicks With Dicks. And it will probably get them shut down in…

chandlerVeteran Reviewer21 yrs ago 16 2

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Village Weirdos

At a club I go to, there's a guy who comes in year round wearing gloves. He claims it's because he's a germophobe, but he's really just a weirdo. He used to bring a coat that he'd place over his…

chandlerVeteran Reviewer21 yrs ago 6 8
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