What's the worst stripper name you ever heard.

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• lousybuck

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  19 years ago

  Sorry for the redundancy here...but I hate car names. I find them to be an immediate turn off. At one club I frequent, there was a fake boobed, overly aggressive Mercedes. She was repugnant. While I was having a dance with one girl, she approached us and all but suggested I abandon the lap-in-progress and come with her. I declined and said to the dancer on my lap, "Hmm, her name is Mercedes but she's got more plastic than a Corvette." I think she singlehandedly ruined me on the car thing~
• casualguy

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  19 years ago

  The worst name I ever heard for a stripper would be Romanticlover. Somehow that name would sound repulsive to me as a stripper. However I heard one dancer said the name sounded good to her and she was going to use it. Now Romanticlover has to share his name with a secret stripper girlfriend, lol.
• Nigel

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  19 years ago

  Now, I'm a big car guy and I can appreciate a dancer named Porsche (as long as they don't pronounce it "porch"!) and Mercedes as they can also be real names. But the girl I met last week, Lamborghini, was a bit much. In fact, she was a bit much in general.
• train

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  19 years ago

  There was a dancer that bounced around a few clubs over the years who changed her name every month. Yep, you guessed it--January, February, etc.
• Jpac73

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  19 years ago

  Some other stupid names: Trouble, Echo, Lyric, Ferrin, Sweet pea, and Stasia(nice girl silly name.)
• metaldude

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  19 years ago

  There used to be a feature dancer with the name Ora Lee. Of course I asked her if her sister was named Ana, she wasn't amused.
• DandyDan

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  19 years ago

  Went out to my favorite club tonight and can now add Arizona to this list. I also seem to remember a Kansas from somewhere. Kansas has nice clubs, but naming yourself Kansas won't do you any favors.
• AbbieNormal

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  19 years ago

  There was a hillarious short lived Fox TV series called "Action" staring Jay Mohr. The (fictional) lead actress inthe movie the show was about making was named Regan Bush. I nearly busted a gut. I thought that would be a great stripper name. Unfortunately the Democrats have recently gone with Clinton Gore, Gore Leiberman, and only recently come up with a decent name Kerry Edwards. I've now broken my own rule limiting it to real ones, so let's hear the imaginary ones..
• chandler

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  19 years ago

  Apparently, Ariel is a popular stripper name. I hadn't realized it, but somebody in one of the other stripper name threads mentioned Ariel along with Ashley, Heather, etc. Is it because of 'The Little Mermaid'? Often, there will be a name I'll suddenly notice a bunch of strippers using, and I'll have no clue why until somebody tells me it's a soap opera character or a porn star I've never heard of.
• chandler

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  19 years ago

  Chitown, perhaps Porsche was thinking, "No, silly, like Portia in 'Julius Caesar'." I once asked a Regan whether she took her name from 'The Exorcist' or 'King Lear', and got a blank stare in return. I knew better than to ask Ariel, which reminds me of another worst stripper name I once heard, Tempest.
• chitownlawyer

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  19 years ago

  "I knew better than to ask Ariel." Oh, come on, Chandler, one of us has to do. Do you think I could inconspicuously sneak in my Riverside Shakespeare from college? A wager...a bag of her favorite candy to the one of us with the nads to do it....are you on? I think that Ariel comes from a the name of the title character in The Little Mermaid. She told me that Ariel is really her name, but I highly doubt it. You remember the second Reagan term...how frequently do you recall "Ariel" being used as a baby name in that time period?
• chitownlawyer

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  19 years ago

  Felony. However, this might be a good stage name for a dancer who is really playing the Lolita thing. Of course, a dancer like that could just go with "Jailbait."
• chitownlawyer

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  19 years ago

  I know a Cricket, too. The first time I met her , the club music was rather loud, and I kept thinking she was saying,"Trinket." When our misunderstanding was clarified, she said, "Trinket!?! What a stupid name!!!" Unlike Cricket. Sorry, my bad. I once had a bad experience with Porsche. When I first met a dancer by that name, I thought she meant Portia, and I said, "Oh, like in _The Merchant of Venice_." As she looked at me like I was nuts or speaking a foreign language, I quickly realized my mistake and played it off. We went on to become good friends. The great things about SC's is that they are a place for great cultural interchanges, right?
• chandler

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  19 years ago

  Kia's are high mileage, aren't they? You can't say that for a Porsche, although they'll get you from 0 to 60 in a hurry. At least Kia, Portia, Lexis and Mercedes are real women's names. A pure brand name that I've heard a couple of times is Nautica. I suppose they're playing off the suggestion of "naughty", which only makes it more lame.
• travelingthrough

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  19 years ago

  I know a "Brooklyn" (where does that rank on the list of city names? She's only a borough.) I've also met a Kia. (Who picks a CHEAP car name?)
• DandyDan

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  19 years ago

  One of my current favorites, who nevertheless has a terrible stripper name, is Cricket. At my favorite club, there is a Sexy (she isn't) and an Obsession. They also have a Ryan, which is not appropriate for a dancer name, considering every Ryan I ever knew was a guy, although she's nice. There is always Lexus and Porsche, and other car names.
• SuperDude

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  19 years ago

  Sassy--a stupid name and a worse attitude.
• FunSeeker

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  19 years ago

  I met a dancer named Godess! I said to myself - Oh My God(dess)!!
• dennyspade

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  19 years ago

  At a Chicago club, a young dancer called her self "UH-zotic" and I questioned her and said you mean EXOTIC, right? She became incensed and stated that she knew what her name was (even if she didn';t know what it meant or how to pronounce it IMHO).
• AbbieNormal

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  19 years ago

  Two that I recall are Dolphin (still working, decent girl) and Froggy (retired).
• JC2003

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  19 years ago

  Exquisite is the worst stripper name I've ever heard.
• davids

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  19 years ago

  Worst stripper name ever: "Gretchen". But OTOH, a very good looking, intelligent, and sweet woman. One of my top five favourite strippers, ever.
• metaldude

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  19 years ago

  In Atlantic City a few weeks ago, stripper told me her name was Satisfaction. I got the point but I still think its stupid. Good looking blonde, deserved to give herself a better name, got her on her first night of dancing ever, maybe she's come to her senses.
• GasPedalJoe

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  19 years ago

  Nobody's said "Destiny"?