I was watching TV and saw a midget who does a Britney Spears act. There is also a pornstar midget who tours the country as a feature dancer at stripclubs. She has been in my area. I doubt if…

I have a question about certain porn web links. Let me give you a description of what happens. And then I'll give specifics, and I want to know if you can replicate it. 1. I go to a "compilation" website. 2.…

You go to a strip club hoping for at least a BJ. You know that it will cost a minimum of $20. Most likely $50-100. Just for the sake of argument.Why not just pick up a wino on the curb,…

I hate to look stupid but its not in the glossary. I read a review where the reviewer mentioned he ask a dancer for DOM and she refrused and walked away so it must be some kind of extra.

Do any of you guys cruise the CL postings? Not specifically for paid sex, but maybe even for a date or eventually a casual encounter? I have a friend who posts on CL and…

Morning, noon or night? Do you have to wait until your SO is out of sight? On my work days it is always after 7PM. On my off days it can be anytime. Nobody looking over my shoulder.

Sparkle. I have seen her in the parking lot in broad day light. Petite. Nice body. But a face that only a mother gorilla could love. I think that her BF might be a gorilla. He has been 86'd from…

I don't mind a few tatoos but I don't care for a lot. I used to not get dances from those girls until I found out some of them give a lot of extras and are just easier to…

Recently I went to a club and sat for awhile and talked to a very attractive young spinner type. she really impressed me so I took her up on a trip to the VIP.…

A guy went to parodyman's hometown trying to find him(why I don't really know). He goes to parodyman's favorite bar but is told he's not there and is told as he's leaving "Here's hoping!'. He's puzzled by this…

I don't mind a little extra baggage, especially around the hips and butt. So, it's odd that my long time ATF was very slender and petite. But over the past few months, she has gone from slim, to…

Zorro's comments on the post by David120 about dancers that do not look like strippers made me think about a new topic. What stripper outits/looks are you tired of? I'll start out with a few: 1) School girl look 2) Biker…

One of the things I love about my hobby is the variety of women I get to see at strip clubs. At most clubs, there is something for everyone. All hair colors, body shapes, etc. But it…

Sound off with your opinions on who is the Ultimate MILF. I suggest Brooke Burke. She has four kids, and still has a phenomenal body. Yes, she's had some work, but it's been top-quality. And her face is…

I have been on a lot of boards on other sites and this question will come up and one name keeps coming up recently: Rachel Ray. She has a fat, round ass and I would love to do her doggiestyle.…

Can we get some real strip clubs?

You just found out the dancer you have spent a lot of cash on and thought you were about to get in her pants, hates dick?

Ultra thin is still not thin enough for me. Porn actors are suppossed to use some kind of uber-thin condom.Anyone know what it really is?

Strippers do some pretty weird shit sometimes just as ordinary folks do. However, it just seems like beyond wierd is "Stripper Weird." A buddy who is losing her home got involved with US Foreclosure Relief that was doing radio ads.…

I haven't noticed too much slowing in the local area where I live. Strip clubs are busy. There's a ton of traffic on the roads like normal. Some new businesses moved into some vacant buildings the city…

I have. I was casually joking about drinking and gave her a total count of the number of drinks I had. I didn't mention over how many hours or that I ate as well. Then she starts…

parodyman is jealous of heterosexual because they can marry and don't have to worry so much about HIV and other STDs when having sex. He is consumed by this hatred and squanders his life here, lashing out at straight folk.

I happened to recall a stripper funeral I attended many years ago (early 90s). A dancer at Cheetah (in Atlanta) had committed suicide (or had been murdered, perhaps... there was always some question, but finally it was ruled a suicide) by…

American God Believing (Theist) Dancers in U.S.? "The sorry state of American atheists, then, may have nothing to do with their lack of religious belief. It may instead be the result of their outsider status within a highly religious country…

CLG is a favorite so I notice when it shows up in the Top 10. Which it does occasionally, (currently at #2). Then it drops off for weeks at a time. Other clubs stay in or out of the top…