What Does it Take To Convince You You are Just Another PL Customer?

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• parodyman-->

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  18 years ago

  davids / Clifprick / FRUIT LIPS: Instead of trying to insult myself and others by making false claims about what you WISH our sexual orientation would be you should OPEN UP and COME OUT OF THE CLOSET YOURSELF! It is quite obvious to anyone who hasn't put you on ignore that you have a great disdain for strippers because you want the attention of the guys. DON'T FEEL BAD! YOU WERE BORN THIS WAY. EMBRACE YOUR GAYDOM. Just please stop trying to ruin this board for others. It just catapults you to new heights of PL'dom. I would suspect from your words and actions that besides being an embarassment to your family and comunity that you have some kind of sexual perversion record with the police. Am I right? Stop posting to TUSCL, get on the little yellow bus with RL and go get some help. Now off to the funny part --> davids what I find truly funny is not your attempt to SMOKE THE MOST POLES in the world. Nor your invention of COCKSUCKER MATHAMATICS. Not your blind faith in JUNK SCIENCE, your sad attempts at FORTUNE TELLING or HAIRY PALMISTRY not to mention NLP. The volumes of complete BULLSHIT that you choose to vomit up to this message board or any of the completely FAKE STATISTICS you constantly throw around. I don't even find the fact that you would actually challenge someone on the internet to a fight and then be the biggest ALL AROUND PUSSY MOTHERFUCKER and whimp out. What I do find truly funny is the fact that you are ever banished to the lowest ranks of PL'dom by your own words and actions. And even funnier still is the fact that I am getting the last word and then joining everyone else by putting uou on ignore. HA HA FUCK YOU, YOU GYPSY FORTUNE TELLING SEXUALLY CONFUSED SCARED LITTLE DOUCHE BAG. HOPE THE WORLD RECORD ATTEMPT GOED WELL FOR YOU. AFTER ALL YOU DESERVE ALL OF THE COCK YOU CAN GET!
• parodyman-->

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  18 years ago

  davids / Clifboner / Fruit Lips has to rate pretty high on the PL'dom scale.
• parodyman-->

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  18 years ago

  I don't know davids what will it take to convince you? When you speak it is hard to understand you with the volume of COCK that you have constantly pistoning in and out of your mouth. I know you are trying to set the world record for most POLES SMOKED but please come up for air once and a while. -- HA HA FRUIT-LIPS (you can use FRUIT-LIPS for another alias no charge )
• davids

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  18 years ago

  Wow, that's cool that you can let chandler FUCK YOU IN THE ASS daily and not have it ruin your self esteem, parody... Oh wait, I guess you just had NONE to begin with.
• parodyman-->

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  18 years ago

  I REPEAT -- "Looking in my wallet and finding my drivers license has davids picture on it."
• davids

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  18 years ago

  The is that parody gets FUCKED IN THE ASS daily by chandler.
• parodyman-->

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  18 years ago

  Afraid of the TRUTH davids?
• parodyman-->

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  18 years ago

  Is that what makes you feel like a loser? Being FUCKED IN THE ASS? davids come on bro. You'd think that with such a commonplace occourance for someone like you you would have invented some coping skills for being a catcher's mitt of cumm!
• davids

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  18 years ago

  parody: I bet you feel like a pathetic loser after chandler has done his daily fucking of you in the ass.
• parodyman-->

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  18 years ago

  I'd be convinced when I look in my wallet and find that the name on my drivers licence is "davids". Then I'd have to concede.
• davids

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  18 years ago

  Nice work. Providing you didn't convery any anger I predict that she will treat you better in the future now that she knows their are consqquences for her bad behavior. Man, these strippers: Just like little children or pets. You constantly need to train them how to behave properly.
• komey1970

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  18 years ago

  You'll appreciate this even more. When she finally did come over, I didn't spend any money on her.
• parodyman-->

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  18 years ago

  That's not an answer cockwad.
• davids

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  18 years ago

  parody: Is it true that you swallowed the last time chandler came in your mouth?
• parodyman-->

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  18 years ago

  Hey cockwad are you too afraid to answer my question?
• davids

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  18 years ago

  komey: Pretty typical female behavior. Trying to see if you will let them control you then if you do they have complete contempt for you. Hopefully, you didn't stare at her or wait around for too long, but enjoyed the company of other women. In that case you might have been able to turn it around on her.
• parodyman-->

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  18 years ago

  davids / Clifpenis: What does it take to convince you that you are a crack-pot asshole loser douche bag? No one likes topics designed to bait posters into an arguement for nothing other than to make you feel better about being a piece of useless trailer trash.
• parodyman-->

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  18 years ago

  davids / Clifrod: Why are you so concerned with other people's financial matters? What is it that bothers you about the 100K mark that you keep talking about? You can't control how others spend their money so why don't you drop it already? Surely you can find another topic where everyone laughs at what you post. Stop drilling this one into the ground.
• komey1970

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  18 years ago

  How about this - Stripper asks you to come on a certian night, and basically ignores you?