My current (but soon to be outgoing) favorite lies to me so much I just quit believing ANYTHING she says to me. Do you think she actually thinks I believe all the shit she feeds me? Doesn't she…

I am not a regular at any club, just a traveling road warrior. I have long since learned that dancers have no clue if a noob (like me) in their club has any cash or is a brokeass bum. It…

Tuscl currently lists 53 strip clubs in the Detroit area. You could visit a different one every week for a year and have one left over for your birthday. I've been to 13 of them. Has anyone ever made an effort…

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You're with a hottie and the two of you are about to get really savage in the sack. She informs you that she's spotting. Do you still go downtown? Are you the type of dude…

Candidates •Las Vegas •Houston •Detroit •Atlanta •Portland (Oregon) •Providence •Phoenix •Dallas •Toronto •Los Angeles/City Of Industry •Tampa •Miami •New York •Baltimore •Philadelphia •Canton (Ohio) •New Orleans •San Francisco •Denver •Other In your opinion what is the best strip club city and why? I've only been to clubs in Portland, Los Angeles and Las Vegas so I have limited experience, but I would…

Yo pervo types. I'd like feedback on whether the system is universal. If I go to a Vulcan strip club (see my review of Club Akhlami) and try it, will I get extras. Mind you that Vulcan strippers ain't saddled…

This was the question sent to an advice columnist: "I found a wallet at the train station. It was next to a can of bourbon and had $150 and a strip-club card inside. I looked up the person on Facebook and…

Then there was the boy who drank a quart of varnish. It was a horrible death but a wonderful finish.

Has anyone ever gotten a call at 4:30 in the morning from a favorite dancer asking for bail? It was a simple possession charge ( class F synthetic) whatever that means in NH and after her spending 2 nights in…

Did you ever go to a club with mostly ugly women and pass out Milk Bones?

An exotic dancer has filed a lawsuit claiming the DeKalb County[Atlanta] strip club where she worked fired her for being pregnant. The stripper, Amanda Berry, has also joined with a fellow dancer A'Cire Newby to sue Pin Ups in federal court,…

Y is it erased from tuscl ?

Liquid lap dance just cost way to fuckin much for James so I was laying up in some tall grass last night with my dog Jessie and I figured I could use a bottle of dawn dish wash in my…

I like to look classy when I club but got no money so I go down to my local thrifts store and get me the finest 1970s throw back classic suit for only $3.75....this keeps me looking sharp for all…

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When I visit clubs over in your wonderful country I often observe some girls that will never approach any guy for a dance or seem content to sit at the bar most of the time. Does this happen in your club?…

Well, BagBoyJames was in my neighborhood last night chanting "MAN-DANG-A-LOW" at the top of his lungs. Scared a lot of folks and parents were covering their kids' ears. But I figure he was just trying to attract a mate. Call…

Ever fuck two fuck suck slits bitch Ass skank whores in the same day ?

So, I was thinking about things I like when I'm getting lap dances. When the dancer is grinding on me pretty good, I like it when she clasps hands with me. That is, if she's facing me, we put our…

Is anyone else going to be in philly for the cowboys game or already here?!?!.. what clubs are you going to visit.. what are the best clubs I'm getting the feeling it's up between dehilas & cheerleaders.. any other good…

WTF would you name a club in the US Saigon Passion?

Hey gents. Recently married and I've been bouncing back n forth between an ASP or frequenting SCs & hoping to find an ATF of sorts. I figure I break even either way ($200+ on ASP vs multiple trips to SC…

Ever collect and recycle this.shit just to buy bbbjcim from a sexy little slut ?

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