I tried a few times, but I had no instructions or patience. So I never made it to cars, clubs, strippers,.....I was lucky to swipe a bicycle and punch a few people, before getting mowed down by some Mexican gang.

It’s rare these days that I go to a city where I don’t know something about the clubs, but I’m headed to SF and I’ve never been to a club there. I’ve read the reviews, and frankly I’m…

Finally, they've started recommending protective gear for #ebola.strippers http://jezebel.com/please-put-me-in-quarantine-the-sexy-ebola-halloween-1650985219

This happened today, I met up with her around 1:30PM somewhere along I205. She was shopping we met up inside the store, of course I paid the bill which was less than $20, not really that big. After that, we…

With all the collective members visiting clubs on a weekly basis, it would be awesome if we had a section dedicated to ROBs and just unpleasant strippers. By region and clubs, like the club reviews only specific to Strippers behaving…

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I will be taking my PL talents to the ATL for a weekend trip (11/14 – 11/17). Plan to meet up w/ shadowcat @ Follies on 11/15 around 1:00 pm in the afternoon. A couple of other local ATL TUSCLers I’ve PMed…

What are the most iconic or infamous posts in tuscl history? I haven't been around long enough to know. I assume that The System goes on the list, simply because Dougster has mentioned it at least 50,000 times.…

Now the black type is gone. Hard to read. Or is it just me?

. Obviously most of us TUSCLers visit strip clubs to get cozy with dancers. The poker games, sports on TV, shot girls, $9.99 lobsters ... just add to the ambiance. From time to time, we do run into a club with…

I ran into this situation last night. One dancer I thought looked familiar but could not remember who she was. I got some good two for $30 dances from her. She definitely recognized me. After we…

Two men were stabbed in the bathroom of a Brooklyn strip club early Saturday after a fight erupted over music. A 38-year-old man was knifed in both biceps, the left hand and lower stomach and a 39-year-old man was slashed in…

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This is only addressed to the TUSCL bros that admit to LDKing. Not the 50% or so that don't admit they LDK. Have you ever abstained for a week or two and tried to have a truly ginormous LDK? #bigLDK

Do I place a fellow member on blast for saying the gayest, most non-TUSCL post of all-time, or do I allow him(her) to live out his(her)sad, little life in lonesome shame?

The Torrance County Sheriff helped chased down a murder suspect who was only wearing underwear and moments earlier, the sheriff said, had shot two men outside of a Moriarty strip club early Saturday morning. One of the men was killed and…

Judge Blocks Public Records Request for Stripper Info, Temporarily Thwarting Man Who Wanted to Pray for Them by Name Dreamgirls at Fox's/FacebookDreamgirls at Fox's/Facebook Last week I wrote about strip club employees in Tacoma, Washington, suing to block the county from releasing…

I had not checked the articles in a couple of days and noticed there are 3 new ones.

The polite way to avoid eating stinky pussy: do a little fingering first, then pretend the end of your nose is itchy.

http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/ncaaf/2014/10/25/report-west-point-recruited-football-players-with-booze-women/17910497/ Now a football team can’t arrange an outing for recruiting prospects that involves going to dinner with some cute cheerleaders. Where is the scandal here???? The cheerleaders weren’t giving them blowjobs (not that there would be anything…

Last Wed (10/15) I made my almost weekly visit to a black strip club. One of the girls I was with overstated her dance count, 4 vs 8. It's $5 a dance here and I had a really good time…

@LDK - you know what all this talk of you quitting LDKing and striking out at extras reminds me of? Are you old enough to remember what happened when Michael Jordan tried to play baseball? Have you heard the expressions: "Dance…

Finally got my Pearson savings back to $50,000 and im very proud of myself...its been easy to cuz i just haven't been in the mood to crush $1,000 on a night out in s while....i thank tonight will be another…

Just as another TUSCL'er did recently, I want to apologize for the comments and posts I have made in the past. Regards.

Have you ever woken up to not recognize the girl next to you because her makeup was either rubbed off by the night's activities or she had washed her make up off and went from an 8.75 to less than…