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With ranukam who had formerly sworn to be a life long strip club monger, now departing, the field narrows for who will be the last TUSCLer (of those on prior to today) standing? I'm sure a few here today…

Well damn it I got engaged last night, and she's not a stripper lol :) I told her about my strip club escapades. I promised her I'm done with strip clubbing. She is allowing me to go to the strip…

I just noticed a new feature on TUSCL. At the bottom of the ratings and recommendations. on a club's page, there's a button labeled, "Follow Club." I tried it for a couple of my local clubs that get…

Who's the panty waist who came up with the expression "raw doggin'" to describe simple sex without a condom? Every so often some dipshit will use the term on a board like this and I get the douche chills…

shut the fuck up please. or at least keep your posts to like a 50 word limit.

Last night I'm leaving the lap dance area with my ATF to be. A guy in front of me is paying for 4 dances ($80) with all $1 bills. It takes the bouncer a few minutes to count…

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They disappeared today?

I know not everyone on this site makes $350k a year. Some of us make more.

If y'all tuned in to my last thread I had to give club a break for couple weeks which makes this week my week I return :D I also haven't been posting on this site if y'all haven't noticed.…

Blue Man Group - Drumbone (Melodifestivalen 2010 …: http://youtu.be/dOLBn8GKBlA These guys are funny as hell

....but instead of Joel and the robots, it was Steve, with Slick to his left, and Motor to the right. Besides cracking jokes about the movie "The Crawling Eye", they were also making numerous pop culture references. It was hilarious!

The Waco Kid lives. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7HN7THecwg

The Blue People of Kentucky: http://youtu.be/4iJVWMR4Uq0 This is what happebs when you fuck your cousins.

i go to the local SC every weekend LITERALLY every weekend mainly drink beer tip a dollar or 2 every beer(tend to get FUCKED up drunk) then once i feel pretty messed up my atf comes over and i drop…

From a recent review of Penthouse Detroit: “… I actually made 3 trips up there with the same girl. We would dance for about half an hour, then take another wine break. Each time the dances got more intimate and daring.…

Am leaving my usual north american strip club bolt hole of Niagara and Mississauga this winter, in search of better weather and the bright lights of Vegas... Have done my trawl through the many many reviews and being the type…

For the past 6 or 8 months, I have been enjoying strippers and strip clubs less. Early this year, I lost my favorite dancer Marilyn. She was a very attractive blonde and also a very nice person--the least crazy stripper…

What's up with guys coming to a strip club,,, standing & staring,, at other customers being grind on with Lap Dances.... I cannot figure this one out... I'm at Follies, 12 noon last Thursday,,, I take a seat on the…

I visited my local strip club yesterday and decided to take a dancer I have never seen before for a VIP. Prior to going to the VIP, we decided on $200 tip for FS and BJ. I paid the $125…

The Batmobile? The General Lee? Ecto-1? What's your pick?

I'm heading up to NYC in a few weeks for a wedding with my girlfriend. She loves strips clubs every bit as much as I do, if not more, so we try to hit up a couple everywhere we…

I took a hiatus from this board as I was staying at my dad's place in Aspen for the last couple months. The goal was to clear my head after leaving private equity and trying to find a career at…

Hi hi, I'm a thick girl, borderline bbw. I have been dieting my ass off to get hired at clubs that only want skinny girls but it just dawned on me today that surely some places hire girls my size.…

I'm wondering if anyone can recommend any decent options in the Pittsburgh area. I'm looking for high-mileage dances. By scouring the reviews here, it appears that Stiletto's (New Brighton, PA) or perhaps Fantasy's (across the state line in West Virginia)…