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Normal to call in and see if a dancer is working?

Theres this girl that i want to make sure that shes there if i go to the club. Is it normal to call in and ask if she is working?

Chez Joey

Baltimore, Maryland

I did an extremely rare daytime...

I did an extremely rare daytime run about a month ago, after hearing how much better daytime can be. Went after work, arriving there around 6 PM. Stopped in several bars, and seeing nothing of…

Club Rouge

Richmond, Virginia

I was in the area, so...

I was in the area, so I checked this place out on a weekday afternoon. I was the only customer in the place with I think only 3 dancers on the shift. After paying…

No 5 Orange Showroom Pub

Vancouver, British Columbia

Dropped by Friday afternoon around 5pm,...

Dropped by Friday afternoon around 5pm, the place was surprisingly busy. The girls on stage were very good, specifically a Spanish girl that got the crowd going. She was a 9 for sure approaching a…

Main Attraction

Camp Pendleton South, California

Came in right after 8:30, $9.00...

Came in right after 8:30, $9.00 cover. pretty dead at first then picked up at about 10:00. stayed away from the lap dances since i saw they were out in the open and fully clothed.…

Oasis

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Well--I was traveling through Phila on...

Well--I was traveling through Phila on 95 at lunchtime and decided to get a bite to eat at Oasis. The kitchen is pretty decent here and I enjoy having lunch and a few beers…

Ruby's II

Bridgeport, Connecticut

Not much to tell. BYOB -...

Not much to tell. BYOB - one will think its going to be cheap, but its not as cheap it is supposed to be. Many of the girls were above average. You will definitely have…

Babes West

Indianapolis, Indiana

Was out for a friend's bachelor...

Was out for a friend's bachelor party when we stopped into Babes West. Hadn't been back here in a couple of years so we were interested in seeing how it was after all of…

Industrial Strip

Hammond, Indiana

Visited this place a couple of...

Visited this place a couple of years ago, was in the area, and decided to give it a try again. They have remodeled since the last time and it is much better. It is a…

Rick's Cabaret

Portland, Maine

I've been visiting this establishment for...

I've been visiting this establishment for quite a while now, and I can't say enough that this place has the cutest girls. Hometown-type girls, college cuties, etc. One girl, Princess, is quite the…

Show & Tel

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Decided to give Show n Tel...

Decided to give Show n Tel one last try. Showed up about 6pm. Only saw a couple girls in the private area, the show bar doesnt open to later. They were all…

Gallaghers 2000

Queens, New York

For the most part I agree...

For the most part I agree with most of what the slugger has pointed out about the girls and the club atmosphere. There isn't much of the hustle and bustle like the clubs in NYC…

Sugar 44 Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

OK, OK, I know I submitted...

OK, OK, I know I submitted the last review but since no one else apparently will I will update. Club is still the same but as I attend more and more I realize just…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

The VIP dances are discounted on...

The VIP dances are discounted on Thursdays, $100 for 30 minutes and usually it's $150. I've been told the quality of dance and possibility of extras varies from girl to girl and how big…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

Went by for an afternoon visit....

Went by for an afternoon visit. Alot of the afternoon regulars were there. Gina, Angie, Jordan, Kiwi. Also saw some evening girls slumming. Probably around 10 dancers total. Club is alot…

Cloud Nine

Tulsa, Oklahoma

I have been visiting Cloud Nine...

I have been visiting Cloud Nine on Thursdays for the past three weeks. It is important to note right off the bat that your mileage can very wildly. Yesterday I received what may…

Centerfold

Springfield, Missouri

Came here on a fri night...

Came here on a fri night a couple weeks ago, was taken here for my birthday. Club seemed very busy when I arrived. When my friend and I went into the club, cover…

Rick’s Cabaret

Chicago, Illinois

I went on a Wednesday night...

I went on a Wednesday night at about 8pm. The club was dead of customers. Most of the girls were hot. One hour lap dance was $350.00. My buddy and I…

The St. James

Houston, Texas

Stopped in during a recent visit...

Stopped in during a recent visit to houston. It was a sunday night so it was kind of dead. Maybe 15 customers and about 10 dancers. Beer prices were about average. I felt kind of…

Industrial Strip

Hammond, Indiana

Entered the club at opening, $12.00...

Entered the club at opening, $12.00 cover. Went in and got a water and sat at a table south of the stage. Very nice club, clean, high ceilings and comfortable chairs. Shortly…

Pandora's Mens Club

Dallas, Texas

Oh my god!!!!! And not in...

Oh my god!!!!! And not in a good way. I had not been to a nude club in a number of years and I may never go again - I couldn't sleep for two…

Venom

Tucson, Arizona

I admit, I was drunk long...

I admit, I was drunk long before I entered this club. But that's why my value rating is so high. I had an absolute blast, was entertained by numerous young ladies, and still…

Pink Pony

Atlanta, Georgia

Went last Thursday.....beautiful girls......only one offered...

Went last Thursday.....beautiful girls......only one offered a dance......a beautiful blonde......they had a nice mix of girls.....for all tastes. I think any person, regardless of preferences, would enjoy this club. Plus it feels rather…

Boogie Nights

Harvey, Illinois

Stopped by on a Saturday Night...

Stopped by on a Saturday Night First time visit The Cover charge was 10 bucks and their was a 2 drink Minimum. Thats never been a problem for me. Beers were $5. The place opens…

Matador Club

Valparaiso, Florida

Hadn't been here for a few...

Hadn't been here for a few years but decided to give it a try after a less than spectacular trip to the New Green Frog in FWB. When I first got there, there was…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Went back to Playhouse after a...

Went back to Playhouse after a long haitus on my way down south. Figure I would pop in and let traffic die down a little. First time ever on a Monday, and was…

Platinum Dolls

New York, New York

When I came here around 2AM,...

When I came here around 2AM, admission was $20 with a 1 drink minimum. I went to the bar and bought a beer for $12. I counted the number of dudes and there…

Foxy Lady

Providence, Rhode Island

Wow- Sorry to see how this...

Wow- Sorry to see how this has slid over the years This used to be my favorite NE club but no more. Yes it is clean, but they charge $20 to get in and then to watch…

Shooter Alley

Doraville, Georgia

like i've said before, this club...

like i've said before, this club can be great and sometimes it can be horrible. if you like chubby black girls then this is the place to be. Waitress are…

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Bored with lap dances?

The older I get and/or the higher mileage I get, It takes more to excite me. I just read a review for a club that I visit. The reviewer said that he spent $240 for an hour of grinding. If…

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Chicago Lingerie Shows

These shows that take place at normal bars for a few hours at a time are becoming more difficult to find. I think that the two in Back of the Yards have closed so I need your help finding replacements.…

Just Enuff Lounge

King of Prussia, Pennsylvania

This is a tiny little bikini...

This is a tiny little bikini bar in King of Prussia. There is a bar and a couple of TVs and the atmosphere is generally pleasant and the bathrooms are clean. Even on…

Club Risque Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

I am a return customer here...

I am a return customer here whenever I can get to Philly. This place has a lot to like. It is clean, the girls are friendly and attractive nearly any time of day,…

Eden Gentlemen’s Club

Houston, Texas

The club was clean and large....

The club was clean and large. A lot going on so you could easily blend in if on your own. The quality of the girls is defiantly up there. The majority were very attractive.…

Red Barn Adult Theatre

East Grand Rapids, Michigan

I was at the Red Barn...

I was at the Red Barn on the Sunday of the Labor Day weekend, less than five costumers in a couple of hours, and no more the three dancers on the stage. Good music…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

As I was searching for this...

As I was searching for this place I remember thinking "what have I gotten myself into?". It is a ways out from St. Louis on a dumpy exit in Washington Park. But the…

Shakers

East Rutherford, New Jersey

On my way back from Satin...

On my way back from Satin Dolls I figured I would come here. I was a regular about 6 years ago. Anyhow, the place is still basically the same. Dancers were mostly average…

Roaring 20s

San Francisco, California

I decided to go to the...

I decided to go to the 20's with some of my friends one night and text R20 to "35350" and got a $10 off the admission price. The club is pretty small but cozy and…

Mints

Niagara Falls, Ontario

The dancers were very nice and...

The dancers were very nice and a couple were quite hot...not what I expected for a weekday night. The extra attention you receive during the week is worth it. Prices are still the…

Spearmint Rhino Gentlemen's Club Torrance

Torrance, California

Located in an industrial part of...

Located in an industrial part of Torrance. Friendly gals, but definitely not as good looking as I expected for a Rhino, but were not as bad as I have seen around Los Angeles.…

Crazy Russian

Rosedale, Maryland

This is a very strange club....

This is a very strange club. it is in a red building on rt 40. cover charge is none, which is nice. The decor in the place is what makes it strange.…

Christie's Cabaret

Memphis, Tennessee

Really slow the night I was...

Really slow the night I was there (March of '08). A far cry from the Platinum Plus. Only a handful of dancers that I had grown quite fond of over the past five…

Southern X-Posure Gentlemen's Club

Barboursville, West Virginia

My visit was one on a...

My visit was one on a Thursday night about 9pm. Comfortable surroundings and a nice selection of girls, I'd say pretty much all 7's on this night anyway. The music not overly loud…

Rick's Cabaret Indianapolis

Indianapolis, Indiana

Wednesday Night visit caught the end...

Wednesday Night visit caught the end of day shift and the beginning of night. Visit started at 8:15 and lasted until 9:45. Was told by one dancer that night shift is to be there…

Fantasia

Huntsville, Alabama

The club is small with only...

The club is small with only one pool table. The cover was $ 5.00 for a Friday night. The dancers looks ranged from 4-7 with no true spinners. The best dancer Haven and Savanna have…

Atlantis

Memphis, Florida

Stopped in the afternoon, it was...

Stopped in the afternoon, it was quiet. Quite a few pretty girls working though. They all seemed friendly and put on a good stage show. Couldn't stay long, but will come back when I have…

Fantails Adult Show Club

Forestbrook, South Carolina

Hand a great time during my...

Hand a great time during my golf vacation at this club. The Asian girls are great, especialy Aiko, hot body and great personality and superb lap dances. I spent all night with Aiko and had…

Silk Exotic Platinum

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

Along with a few friends, I...

Along with a few friends, I went to Silk a week ago. My email address was selected to "win" a VIP party at Silk. We were to receive free admission to the VIP area, free…

ShowGirl 1

Fort Wayne, Indiana

first time at a ft wayne...

first time at a ft wayne club and when in around 2pm to 5pm on weekday, it was day shift girls and were mostly 7 to 8 on the scale, no superstars working that day,…

Brandy's Gentlemen's Club

Fort Wayne, Indiana

first time at this place,after walking...

first time at this place,after walking across the street from showgirls 1.....not as upscale as sg1..but i go to see the girls... range 7-9...i was spending money so i was with a dancer for 3…

Fantasy Girls

Kokomo, Indiana

Stopped in recently for my first...

Stopped in recently for my first visit. First impression was that it was VERY DARK (I know all clubs are dark, but this was a little extreem). There was one dancer on stage (who it…

Jokers Wild

Muncie, Indiana

After swearing off Jokers for the...

After swearing off Jokers for the last 4 months or so, I just had to see a naked woman (who didnt live in the same house as me), so I hit jokers. Things have changed,…

Adult World

Harrisburg, Pennsylvania

Rolled in here with some friends...

Rolled in here with some friends after hitting downtown Harrisburg on a friday night a few weeks ago. Even knowing the size of the bookstore in the front, I was expecting a little more…

Deja Vu Spokane

Spokane, Washington

stopped in last night to check...

stopped in last night to check out the action. there was little to no options. spotted the hottest girl i could find and got a 2 for 1, the dance was weak, barely…

Cheetah's of Florence

Florence, South Carolina

This club seems to be the...

This club seems to be the only game in town in Florence, however, it is good enough to suffice if you find yourself in the area. Girls are nice and talkative and mostly low pressure…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Still the best "unknown" club in...

Still the best "unknown" club in the country. Talent is from 6-9. I love the afternoons - far less hustle and far more fun. It isn't cheap and they can nickel and…

Escapades

Tulsa, Oklahoma

this place is not nice at...

this place is not nice at all. very dirty, girls are 1-3, you can get any extras you want but i would bleach my body after walking out. Dont go! Full of…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Nice club. I hope it...

Nice club. I hope it stays relatively "unknown". I have been to some of the best clubs in the country - Houston, a couple of the best in Vegas, Ontario Canada, and California…

Mickey's

Fayetteville, North Carolina

Today when I stopped by they...

Today when I stopped by they had 10 girls working, and only 4 or 5 guys, Chase, Sam, Lacy, Haven, Witney, Tanya, Nicole, Rymen(sp) and 3 others. I got great dances from Chase, Sam, Lacy…

PT's Showclub Denver

Denver, Colorado

Came here on a Tuesday evening,...

Came here on a Tuesday evening, and was a little disappointed by the increase in hustle. Of the fifteen or so girls on shift, one was extremely attractive, one was fairly cute, and all…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

Stopped in here for the first...

Stopped in here for the first time in a while. Some things haven't changed - for good and bad. There is only one thing to come here for and that's the dancers, but it feels…

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I asked how often a guy gets off...

during a lap dance. The girls claim that it happens "All the time" In almost thirty years of lap dances I've never gotten more than thoroughly erect and a little pre cum. Never close to actually climaxing. Are there certain…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Well - I've been stopping in...

Well - I've been stopping in this joint from time to time and I can see what the hubbub is about - both good and bad. The good: Full - and I mean full -…

Club Risque

Bristol, Pennsylvania

Not sure about this place... I use...

Not sure about this place... I use it as a warm up before heading to PH over the bridge. The beer is cold, the bar is big, the lineup can have an 8 or 9…

Platinum Plus

Greenville, South Carolina

Was here last Wednesday night. Got...

Was here last Wednesday night. Got to the club around 9 PM. This was my 2nd visit to this club. My last visit was over a year ago. After paying the cover, I entered the…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Stopped by Flight club after reading...

Stopped by Flight club after reading the great reviews here and wasn't disappointed. Went on an afternoon shift, and liked the slower pace. Club is a bit expensive, but I expected that going…

Peeper's

Utica, New York

I agree with whiskers, not the...

I agree with whiskers, not the most glamorous club, but clean and well set up. You walk in, pay $10 dollar cover (includes free drink)- this is a juice bar - long bar to your…

Alpine Gentleman's Club

Syracuse, New York

Visited this place on a recent...

Visited this place on a recent Friday night about 9 pm. It was dead, besides for the 6 girls, i think there were two other customers. Anyways, I stayed about an hour or…

Paradise Found

Syracuse, New York

This is the best best Syracuse...

This is the best best Syracuse has to offer. People seem to have a problem wiith the packages, they sell at the door, I understand the $32 package, but unless you know your dream girl…

Crazy Horse Saloon

Forest Park, Georgia

Visited this club on a Thursday...

Visited this club on a Thursday around 5:00. There's a brand new club next door that they are waiting to move into pending some type of political decision. So, it's the second building named crazy…

McDoogals

Riviera Beach, Maryland

Good quality girls, good mileage. ...

Good quality girls, good mileage. Great comfort and atmosphere. The girls were all at least 6's with most in the 7-8 range. Variety of types and ethnicities. We spent about two…

Stiletto Atlantic City

Atlantic City, New Jersey

Quality of dancers is excellent. ...

Quality of dancers is excellent. They do try very hard to get you to buy dances and private dances in the back. Side wall laps are good and with the right one at…

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, California

Tried a day time visit to...

Tried a day time visit to CH since I had a good night visit before. Most of the girls were 4-6, the exception being the two house girls that were supposed to do a…

Platinum Plus

Greenville, South Carolina

I work here, and it is...

I work here, and it is definitely one of the better clubs around the area...many girls from Atlanta (including me) drive here and work frequently. The club is set up well, and guys can…

Sugers

Norman, Oklahoma

Went on a Sat during a...

Went on a Sat during a OU football game...it was packed. Suprisingly, the service was good...drinks were reasonable. I didnt' get a LD, they were out in the open but looked ok. Place was rockin,…

Casa Diablo Original Blood

Portland, Oregon

Ok, so this club has got...

Ok, so this club has got huge potential. Friendly bartender, cute gothic girls. Good stage shows. $1 PBR Tallboys. $2 Corona. I enjoyed myself here. Now the bad, VIP dances…

Rio Gentlemen's Club

Los Angeles, California

Girls were ranging from decent to...

Girls were ranging from decent to hot. I had my eye on a gal named Destiny for a VIP dance, but she was too busy. It's a small club centered around 1 main stage with…

Rio Gentlemen's Club

Los Angeles, California

Visited on a Saturday, and the...

Visited on a Saturday, and the place was semi crowded with patrons and a good majority of the girls who werent working the booths or stage socializing with the patrons. they did a 3-1 lap…

Spearmint Rhino Gentlemen's Club Torrance

Torrance, California

Seemed pretty dead for a Saturday,...

Seemed pretty dead for a Saturday, as i was expecting more. Wasn't really approached for a dance or tip, and the stage was probably in between dancers because it seemed really slow. A pretty little…

Peanuts and Beer

Tijuana, Baja California

we didnt feel a great vibe...

we didnt feel a great vibe from the club in the beginning. we walked in and saw 1 dancer just get off the stage. we sat down and were ripped off 10 bucks by someone…

Doll House

Jacksonville, Florida

Made my first visit to the...

Made my first visit to the Doll House just before 6 on a weeknight. Cover was $3 and mandatory soft drink was $5. There were only five customers in the main room and…

Déjà Vu Ypsilanti

Ypsilanti, Michigan

Oh how I will miss Riley....

Oh how I will miss Riley. The only afternoon dancer worth visiting for, and I heard she moved this summer. Saw her a few months back on a monday. nice short little…

Crazy Horse Men's Club

Bedford Heights, Ohio

Stopped in a couple weeks ago...

Stopped in a couple weeks ago on Friday about 2pm. They had a prime rib buffet for about $8 and I looked over the menu. Food prices look pretty decent and one of…

Rick's

Seattle, Washington

Dropped into Ricks after not having...

Dropped into Ricks after not having been there in a long time. It was early so only three dancers were there. LOTS of changes since I was last there. In the VIP area toward the…

Club Risque Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

I have been to this club...

I have been to this club twice, the last time was on a weekday in the evening. The club is medium size and very clean, private dances are done in a separate room and…

Alpine Gentleman's Club

Syracuse, New York

Four or five years ago, this...

Four or five years ago, this was the best place in town. The dancers were smoking hot and the VIPs were great. The slide downward has been pretty steady. I stopped in…

The Pony

Galesburg, Illinois

It was pretty cool when i...

It was pretty cool when i went, dances were good looking and place looks improved. The new ownership looks pretty good, the dancers are good looking there. They pay good attention to you and also…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

I haven’t been by in a...

I haven’t been by in a few weeks now, but I’ve spent a number of happy evenings over the summer sitting at the outdoor bar of Club Desire. When the new I95 finally opens, this…

CT's Adult Super Store

Gary, Indiana

This is a dump. Located...

This is a dump. Located near the airport. Paid $3 cover to get in. There are 3 dancers -- heavy set. Asked if I wanted a dance. Said no.…

Vanity After Dark

San Francisco, California

Interesting place, very small area...

Interesting place, very small area but got a seat close to the stage. Dancers were very friendly but constanlty asking you to buy them a drink. The private show is worth it.…

Lithuanian Wild Club

Vilnius, Lithuania

There are two clubs at the...

There are two clubs at the same place: one called Lithuanian Wild Club, a normal night club with a bar, a dance floor, good music, and a small podium where a dancer is dancing and…

Spearmint Rhino

Rialto, California

This review is fairly long, so...

This review is fairly long, so I'll summarize at the top: The club itself is one of the nicest around. The talent seems to have been diluted in the past few years, but…

Night Moves

Bloomington, Indiana

Entered after paying three dollar cover....

Entered after paying three dollar cover. Wow, i was pleasantly surprised to see the quality of dancers. I have not been to this club in a while, things look like they are getting…

Club Risque

Bristol, Pennsylvania

I love this place its so...

I love this place its so nice inside. All the girls r gorgeous and so r the bartenders. Its free to get in sun thro thursday and its only 5 to get in…

Mardi Gras Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

I went over to Mardi Gras...

I went over to Mardi Gras last Friday during the afternoon. It seemed like a safe place to park your car and everyone was very friendly. My waitress did a great job at keeping me…

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Dancers not filing tax returns

I had a few dancers tell me that they have never filed a tax return (as opposed to filing tax returns but paying not taxes). This is hard to believe, because they have house mortgages, car loans and bank…

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Bring a vibe to the club?

I have gotten into bringing a vibe with me when I go to the clubs. I've never asked anyone 'official' at a club whether it's OK to do so. Most friskers at the doors don't find it, but…

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Don't you hare it when you get an email or PM from a poster that you do not real

Sometimes they just want general information. I give. Sometimes they want specific information about some of my favorites and I don't give that out to people that I do not know. I try to give them some hints on what…

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Volume Levels in Clubs

The club I visit the most is the Platinum Plus in Columbia. It never fails that the DJ plays the music so ungodly loud that you can't carry a conversation without shouting. I once brought a reunion group with substantial…

Soft Tails

DeLand, Florida

went here on a saturday late...

went here on a saturday late afternoon/early evening. Heard about how this is the best in central FL out here only to find out they recently changed to become a bikini club. Nevertheless, I…

Club Paradox

Chicago, Illinois

I arrived here on Tuesday around...

I arrived here on Tuesday around 3 in the afternoon a few weeks back. I seemed to be the only customer in the dingey lobby. I gazed around a little bit and decided to pay…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Revisited the Rhino for a friends...

Revisited the Rhino for a friends bday. Arrived around 10pm on a Wed. Drove ourselves and still had to pay $30 cover as we are not locals, hence the lowere value rating. Sat…

Foreplay Gentlemen’s Club

Baltimore, Maryland

Haven't been to the Hustler club...

Haven't been to the Hustler club in over a year. Always found it to be average at best and not worth the premium. Visited recently as part of a bachelor party. Everyone had a great…

Club Rio

Indianapolis, Indiana

what happened to this place? ...

what happened to this place? Wow, for the entry fee of $5.00 I was shocked to see the calibre of the girls working on a late friday afternoon. I had my obligatory drink…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

Hadn't been here in a while,...

Hadn't been here in a while, but remembered that the last time (a few years back) the contact was pretty decent. Glad to see things have not changed. The place was crowded, but…

Club Skin

Centerview, Missouri

Other reviewers have it right, this...

Other reviewers have it right, this is a hard club to get to. It is on the northwest corner of U.S. 50 and NW2051 Road. That is 45 miles from Kansas City's Convention…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

Went on labor day. In...

Went on labor day. In the past the Providence clubs have either been closed on Holidays or open, with a small amount of dancers. Yesterday was full shift, normal 2/20 Monday, yet…

The Minx Show Palace

Des Moines, Iowa

The policies,atmosphere and general arrangement are...

The policies,atmosphere and general arrangement are as others have described. One thing I hadn't seen mentioned is that they have a tall 'island' in the midddle of the Velvet Room, their 'normal' LD room.…

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Perky nips or ample tits?

Which do your prefer? Of course, I'd rather have both together. But in the absence of that ideal, I'd prefer perky nips; it's a sure way to see if the girl is feeling sexuallly stimulated by her dancing…

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Off topic "beach trips during Hurricane season"

If you plan on making a beach trip during prime hurricane season, do you make plans long ahead of time and go anyway or wait and see how the 7 day weather forecast is? Every time I even think…

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Ever wonder if a dancer just said she lives near you?

I once thought one hour away from the strip club in a not so big town meant no dancers lived here. Last night I heard an attractive dancer say she has stayed nearby and liked the area.…

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Is parodyman--> in Love with Shadowcat?

Lately we've learned that parodyman--> is not really employed by anyone but rather "works from home". Can you say mail-order "multi-level marketing"? I guess not having a real job gives him plenty of time to obsess over and stalk his unrequited…

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Pregnant Dancers

Over the years, I have seen a few visibly pregnant dancers. Mostly, I've seen this at real dumpy dives, but I just saw one the other night at my favorite club. It's not really an upscale, gentleman's club, but…

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What is a lap dance?

My mileage has gotten so strong that I have to go wash my hands after every back room trip. The dancers no longer ask for a lap dance but rather ask if I want to go play. And I do.…

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Middle of the song lappers

Do you get many dancers that instead of doing the LD at the start of the next song, she starts immediately and goes until the middle of the next song? I've only had one or two dancers ever do it…

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Top and Bottom clubs.

A previous message mentioned the Bottom 40. It got me checking. How many of the top and bottom have you visited. Myself, five in the top and one in the bottom.

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Maybe it's time to dump my #1 favorite

I went out to my main club last night. I hadn't been there is almost 3 months. I was mainly looking for my #1 favorite Essence, she was there but I was a little dissapointed in her actions or…

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Most Do-able?

Forget Obama vs. McCain. The real issue at stake in the fall election -- who would you rather undress and do the nasty deed with? Cindy McCain, Michelle Obama, Jill Biden, or Sarah Palin?

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A girl tells you she's thinking about becoming a dancer. What do you say?

I had this happen to me many years ago from a girl I didn't know but she worked at the same company as me. Just regular manufacturing work. I guess she asked me because someone started a rumour…

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More tales from the Bottom 40...

The Fox's Den in OH seems to not be the pick of most TUSCLers, except Bones for some reason. It seems like Bones really liked this place, but it appears that was mostly because of the "happy endings" that…

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same story, different stripper

Does this story ring familiar? The other nite I ran into a stripper I have known for about 7 yrs., altho I have not seen her in about a yr. She insists I take…