More tales from the Bottom 40...
MisterGuy
Rhode Island
Saturday, August 30, 2008 6:06 AM
The Fox's Den in OH seems to not be the pick of most TUSCLers, except Bones for some reason. It seems like Bones really liked this place, but it appears that was mostly because of the "happy endings" that he got there...who knows... Others weren't as impressed:
"The stage is so far from the bar that you could use binoculars to get a good view."
"If you're looking for sheer raw beauty, don't bother with the Fox's Den."
"They can keep the place."
"the four women I saw all looked like they were really past prime, and I am pretty sure all weighed more than me."
"talent level was virtually nothing"
"Absolutely no reason to stop"
"This place is a hole. It is very small and basically a dump in side ... The girls are generally ugly and fat."
"there were two of the ugliest women I've ever seen dancing."
"All three dancers looked tired and were long past their prime ... a light-skinned black girl (4) who had some unseemly blotchy marks on her face and body (one patron said they came from people poking her with 10-foot poles but who am I to guess)"
"man, did it ever suck. The decor and ambiance was as trashy needig-a-shower when you leave as ever...and the girls were just boring."
"this club has gone from maybe one hot dancer and the rest much below average, but all with high mileage, to zero hot dancers all with low mileage. They sort of remind me of the low mileage Dodge Neon my mother-in-law drives - boring and ugly - don't want to drive it anywhere."
Then there's Chez Joey on "The Block" in MD. I've never understood the entire concept of "The Block", but appears that some of the clubs there can be quite nasty:
"I was only the 2nd customer in the place and the only one with my eyes open. Some jackass was nursing a beer, head bobbing and banging on the bar."
"don't use your credit card for a dance since they add tax and tip to the bill." (Why would you do that in the first place??)
"all the females were dog-faced gremlins ... middle-aged, obese, unproportioned, jacked-up teeth, smashed toes, body funk, etc...whateva turn-off you could think of, take your pick. terrible attitudes."
"Dirtyist place I have ever been to ... if a girl wasnt fat, she looked strung out on something ... The girls are all junkies."
"I have a few rules I try to stick to when considering spending time with a dancer and one of them I could not follow. And that is never spend time with a dancer who has to wear bigger underwear than me. ALL of them were huge with fat rolls everywhere. My dick crawled in me to hide."
"The other girls were...well, horrific."
It seems like there are a few clubs on the Bottom 40 now that are technically closed/burned down...that doesn't seem entirely fair to me.
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