This place needs a re-do. Somebody...

This place needs a re-do. Somebody get in touch with ABC's Extreme Makeover: Strip Club Edition.

Start with the girls. Some beauties here. But just as many or more who are hard to look at. And then of course there are those in-betweens.....nothing special but won't hurt your eyes. What's with all the grannies dancing? Let 'em do childcare for the young mother dancers rather than put them on stage.

Replace the waitresses. Been here too long. Customer isn't king, they are. Good luck getting good service. Hey, good luck getting your change (or at least the right change).