Lot of Homos Running Around the Board Lately

Dougster/Bobbyl,
I was in a bar with Parody, MisterGuy and Ozy. I tried to interest all of them to come to my motel room for a little cucumber action. None of them would. You know what I think? I think they like girls.... eeeewwww ICK!!! Girls. So, I don't think they're gay. The only two gay guys are you and me here.

BTW... I'm not really gay. I just act like I am. But, if you want me to continue playing the role for you, I will.