I won't bother telling you which...

I won't bother telling you which ladies I found attractive since you can decide that for yourself and your tastes may not match mine. I will say that there were enough good-looking ladies around that any heterosexual male should be able to find someone he likes a lot. That's assuming you aren't horny for fatties or women who look like Ernest Borgnine.

Unfortunately, not all of them seem to make it onto the stage. I was there about two hours and while a couple of ladies danced twice or even three times, some never got up there. That disappoints me because I like to check out the merchandise before I buy. I wouldn't want to get her back into the V.I.P. area and discovered she was heavily tattooed or pierced and there was one dancer (no longer there) who needed to be checked for a possible penis.

As always, the parking's bad, the place is too dark, the sound system is bad and the guy at the door is a mood-killing asshole. I've come to expect that here and in most clubs.