TUSCL News

Front Room

To shave or not to shave? Customers....

I got into a discussion with one of my favorites awhile back about this. I had noticed that most male porno stars were now shaving and since I knew that she knew I wasn't shaven. I asked her if she…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Went there a week ago on...

Went there a week ago on a wednesday afternoon. One gal came and sat with me and she just talked a mile a minute about her life (big deal). Well she wasnt that bad looking…

Rick's

Seattle, Washington

I keep going hoping to see...

I keep going hoping to see certain girls. I get disappointed when they're not there. So I reset my expectations and am sometimes happily surprised and sometimes leave feeling like I wasted my…

Smiles Nightclub

Poughkeepsie, New York

not bad for a cold night...

not bad for a cold night in P'keepsie !! don't use the map from here to locae -- club is on the east side of the airport in a strip (duh) mall. little signage paid cover…

Tiffany's

Atlanta, Georgia

This was the first visit for...

This was the first visit for this place; First and foremost, be prepared for the $3 parking and the $10 cover. There were several really nice looking girls but overall most lacked enthusiasm. The…

Tiffany's Cabaret

San Antonio, Texas

went around lunch time a few...

went around lunch time a few weeks back. got a few LDs. Only had one girl that was worth going back for. Acceptible. But not what I remember from this place…

Rhode Island Dolls

Woonsocket, Rhode Island

Stopped in for a quick beer...

Stopped in for a quick beer and to watch some of the game. Bar tender was cute and friendly. Saw some of the same girls who were mostly mingling with the regulars. Didn't stay long,…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

I was skeptical upon entering -...

I was skeptical upon entering - felt more like a regular club then strip joint - but I was somewhat pleasantly surprised. I had won a few bucks at the craps tables - so…

Stars Sports Bar & Adult Entertainment

Muskegon Heights, Michigan

After driving around (seemingly) most of...

After driving around (seemingly) most of Michigan, we stumbled upon Murphy's in Muskegon. This club was a really good time. Autumn and Star took care of us very well. The drinks were well priced (we…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

On a recent Saturday evening, I...

On a recent Saturday evening, I set out to discover if the famous “Mons” would live up to the hype. It did! When I walked in the door I noticed a very attractive girl on stage.…

Jen's Den

Akron, Ohio

Stopped in on a Saturday night...

Stopped in on a Saturday night and it was Jen's birthday so it was pretty crowded. Found a seat at the bar and pretty soon the girls started to come over. All in…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Baby Dolls seems to have taken...

Baby Dolls seems to have taken a turn for the better, especially the management, which brought me back to the club I had sworn off of! Friday afternoon I hooked up with Jennifer, a tall…

Crazy Horse Saloon

Forest Park, Georgia

I'm sad to say this club...

I'm sad to say this club has significantly went down hill. This was my favorite hang out because of the casual atmosphere and just over all laid back, have a good time place.…

The Brick House Gentlemen's Club

Springfield, Oregon

Excelent club. Many beautiful girls, great...

Excelent club. Many beautiful girls, great stage shows, and the perfect level of hustle. Relaxing bar area too. Dancers: Many are absolutely beautiful, but most are just pretty. A great variety of body types. I saw…

Soft Tails

DeLand, Florida

Vistited twice during bike week. ...

Vistited twice during bike week. Most of the faces have changed in the past 6 months but the atmosphere is still the same. Some but not many girls go nude on stage but…

The Red Leopard

Satellite Beach, Florida

Decent club for the area. Drink prices...

Decent club for the area. Drink prices are resonable, and you have some lookers. One dancer in particular named Stormy (I think) gave an awsome pole dance on stage. VIP area by the entrance with…

Lipstixx

Tampa, Florida

Was here last weekend and was...

Was here last weekend and was quite lucky to hook up with Jade. This girl is very petite (a rarity at this club), perky B-cups, and a cute little ass. She gave me…

L.A.'s Gentlemen's Club

Virginia Beach, Virginia

Decent looking club on the inside....

Decent looking club on the inside. One big stage in the middle with 2 poles, and usually 2 dancers on stage, each occupying one pole. Girls range 5-7 during my mid-week visit, and…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

This club is located about 10...

This club is located about 10 minutes from the Detroit Metro Airport. The club is kind of a hole in the wall, run down and dark. There were some semi-attractive girls dancing when I visited recently.…

All Stars

Detroit, Michigan

Was going to check this place...

Was going to check this place out once again next weekend but drove by there this week during the day and it looks like the place is being remodeled. plastic covering the outside of…

Sin City After Dark

Highland Park, Michigan

I still give it a 7...

I still give it a 7 but the quality of dances is going up and has been very consistent lately. usually go with the chicks I know give a good dance but recently did…

Christie's Cabaret

Memphis, Tennessee

Stopped in at 11:30AM, Monday, March...

Stopped in at 11:30AM, Monday, March 19, 2007, while making a return trip to Memphis. Paid the $3 cover and ordered my Red Bull at the bar. I noticed one other customer and…

Fantails Adult Show Club

Forestbrook, South Carolina

Stopped by on a Tuesday night....

Stopped by on a Tuesday night. Not much parking space but I lucked out on a spot in front. As noted in earlier reviews the parking on sides and rear is not well lighted and…

Fantails Adult Show Club

Forestbrook, South Carolina

I stopped by on a Wed...

I stopped by on a Wed night. This club has always been hit or miss. Tonight was a definite miss. There were about 8-10 girls and about that many customers. The girls ranged from 4-6.…

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, California

I visited this club...

I visited this club expecting to be disappointed, but was pleasantly surprised. Although the extreme milage of certain Houston and Seattle clubs is not available, this club more than makes up for…

Cheeks Tavern

Eastampton, New Jersey

Great place; beautiful friendly women wanting...

Great place; beautiful friendly women wanting to please, good music and the dancers change after two songs, the evening manager Chuck is a great guy, and very affordable ($10 at door, byob). Who could…

New Solid Gold

Jacksonville, Florida

I usualy have a real good...

I usualy have a real good time hear whether its day or night. This time I got there just before shift change and they must not have had anyone on stage for nearly 30…

Candy Store

Phoenix, Arizona

Had to go back to verify...

Had to go back to verify that the last trip was not a fluke. It wasn't. I don't know, something about a beautiful girl and a beautiful smile and an obvious lack of…

Sugar N Spice Go Go Bar

Virginia Beach, Virginia

This place is a dive, but...

This place is a dive, but there were a couple of relatively hot girls dancing. I was visiting from out of town, and one of the girls I talked to said the place is…

Industrial Strip

Hammond, Indiana

I am somewhat of a...

I am somewhat of a regular here so I am familiar with it. The club is known for its private full contact lap dances. For $55 you get three full contact lap dances…

Front Room

Memphis Platinum Plus

While visiting Christie's Cabaret in Memphis recently, I learned from their dancers, that the owner had been given permission to re-open the club. Currently, the club still remains closed, but apparently going under renovations due to the damage sustained by the…

Players Club

Denver, Colorado

This club has gotten better since...

This club has gotten better since the last time I was there. The place just feels so small. The girls are from 3-7 one girl was really pretty but she was a bitch. I may…

Rick's Cabaret

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

I give this club a 5...

I give this club a 5 because its all nude. Other than that watch your wallet when you walk into this place. The girls are average at best and the house is definitly running the…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Went to this famous place on...

Went to this famous place on a mid day afternoon...around 2pm. Like they say, the place is huge! I was in the door only moments and wandered toward the back when I was approached by…

Mario's Showplace

Webster, Massachusetts

I went to Mario's at 9pm...

I went to Mario's at 9pm on last Sat night...Yes, not the best time. There was an Aussi head liner there, she had gained about 25 LBS since her photos/posters on the wall.…

Playhouse Club

Romulus, Michigan

had the opportunity to stop in...

had the opportunity to stop in recently and I must say this club is great!Prices are decent for drinks and the ladies are wonderful!One great characteristic about this place is they have KILLER food!!!!!!!!!!!! it…

The St. James

Houston, Texas

$10 cover, no longer accepting hotel...

$10 cover, no longer accepting hotel keycards--bummer. Girls are still very pretty and sexxy, many with big titties. Most girls were focused on their regulars as I couldn't get any to pay attention…

Rumors

Roxbury, New Jersey

I stop in here from time...

I stop in here from time to time. In the past I have rated this club very low. I noticed that the ads for this club mention new management and new girls. So,I stopped…

Baby Dolls Gentlemans Club

Highland, Indiana

This club seemed o.k. as we...

This club seemed o.k. as we walked in. A very good mix of ethnicities. The stage show was very good by all of the girls. However, the lap dance was a waste of time and…

Pure Gold of Raleigh

Cary, North Carolina

Why do people go to clubs...

Why do people go to clubs like this? A handful of 5's to 7's, lots of air, decorated in a way that gives strip clubs a bad name, terrible parking, the list goes on.…

Cheaters

Providence, Rhode Island

Not too much when I stopped...

Not too much when I stopped in early last week. I think Tuesday - around 12:00 or so. I guess the early hour could have had something to do with the small number of ladies…

King of Diamonds Gentlemen’s Club

Inver Grove Heights, Minnesota

A Friday night in St Paul...

A Friday night in St Paul and I decided to make a return visit to KOD. The club has changed very little in the past year. Cover charge when I arrived around 11:00…

Blue Leopard

Leeds, England

There seems to have been an...

There seems to have been an explosion of new clubs in Leeds over the last 12 months and they all have a very similar feel to them. The quality of the girls was OK. Some…

Fantasia

Huntsville, Alabama

Although not back to pre-October 2005...

Although not back to pre-October 2005 levels, things are definitely getting hotter on stage at Fantasia since the first of the year. Thank goodness the pasties are gone. Not only does it provide a better…

Pink Poodle

San Jose, California

Went there on a Monday afternoon....

Went there on a Monday afternoon. There were only about 4 other men in the whole (small) place. The minute I walked in I thought, "Where the hell are the dancers?" They had some corny…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

It's been a while since I've...

It's been a while since I've been here but the club has pretty much remained the same since my last visit about a year ago. The interior is not too large and could definitely stand for…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

Every time I go in this...

Every time I go in this place, I find an exciting, new woman I have not met who gives me an experience I will not soon forget. I met a red head on the…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

It has been awhile since I...

It has been awhile since I have reviewed this club. You can still have private dances fro $30 there until June, when the private rooms for dances will be illegal unless the ordinance is…

Front Room

Common web site internal 500 error server messages?

Is anyone else experiencing common hang ups/delays or 500 internal server errors messages while on TUSCL? I keep getting these messages more than I don't it seems lately. Either that or the site hangs what seems like an…

Front Room

Best way to turn down a dancer?

I had a dancer tell me she wanted me to take her out to eat. She's not my type even though I didn't mind chatting with her in the strip club. What do you think is the best…

La Chambre

Detroit, Michigan

Stopped in on 3/17 looking for...

Stopped in on 3/17 looking for one of my favs, Brat. However, was told she had been fired and was now at the Venus - (guess that will be my next review) I…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

This may be the worst place...

This may be the worst place I've been to in a year. Have no idea why the ratings here for this place are so high. It's off the beaten path and the girls were 2-4s…

Villa Theatre

Montclair, California

This pull the number out of...

This pull the number out of a hat grade requires further elaboration, based on a recent wind down Sa. nite. This place is easy to miss, as it doesn't look like a theater, but more…

Subi's Place

Southgate, Michigan

I was there recently during the...

I was there recently during the day, and it was a good show. About 12-15 girls, most of them very attractive. A few super-hotties, including Claudia, Kitty, and Gia. Got dances from 2 of the…

Solid Gold

Mont-Royal, Quebec

Went there later on a Saturday...

Went there later on a Saturday evening, not a bad place, parking is a bit of a pain in the butt. My buddy had been then before and mentioned it was worth paying…

Showcase Theater

Beltsville, Maryland

Was there last Friday night, around...

Was there last Friday night, around 10 pm. Place was busy, but there were still a few seats. It was $20 to get in, very dark square rooms with stage on the left…

The Licquorice Club

Edinburgh, Scotland

4th and last location on my...

4th and last location on my mini-tour and (just about) the worst of the 4 places visited. I first came to this establishment about 10 years ago when it was the "Fantasy Bar". In those days…

Players Gentlemen's Club

South Hackensack, New Jersey

Players is a good example of...

Players is a good example of the “Go-Go Bar” style of strip club as opposed to the “Gentlemen’s Club” style. The club is surprisingly easy to find with easy access from Exit 65 of…

Safari Show Club

Portland, Oregon

I was disappointed with this...

I was disappointed with this club. The layout of the club is pretty neat. You come in and pass by large piranha tanks with lots of the toothy little demons. In this room was…

Spearmint Rhino

Los Angeles, California

All I can say about this...

All I can say about this place is Jane, Jane, Jane. She is the hot asian dancer who struts her stuff like no other stripper I've ever seen before. She is great in the nude…

Lust

Baltimore, Maryland

Still the best club on th...

Still the best club on th block. Blows Hustler Club out of the water. The talent at Lust is the best on the block by a long shot. Stopped in Friday night and…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

My girlfriend and I went on...

My girlfriend and I went on a Friday, fairly early evening. We have been there 6 or 8 times, and only once when we didn't enjoy it (mid-week and girls were not exciting). But this…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

On any given night, Flashdancers will...

On any given night, Flashdancers will have 40-50 girls working with 5 on stage at any one moment. The majority are Russian, but there are a few non-white girls as well. Be prepared…

Sunset Strip

Phoenix, Arizona

The chicks are young and hot...

The chicks are young and hot but not friendly at all. The place is nice inside but no drinks are served, not even soda. There is a room fee that covers nothing as soon as…

Kahoots Gentlemen's Club

Upper Arlington, Ohio

This was my first visit since...

This was my first visit since the remodeling was completed. (So, it's been a couple of years.) Stopped in for lunch and ended up spending several hours on Thursday. It was a…

Kahoots Gentlemen's Club

Upper Arlington, Ohio

This is one of the best...

This is one of the best laid out clubs in Ohio. The dance area is at eye level but it gets crowded trying to make the circut around the stage when it is really…

Peek a Boo

Portland, Oregon

Was in the Rose City last...

Was in the Rose City last weekend, stopped in and enjoyed the luscious ladies, but was a little dissapointed in the quality and lack of body contact on the laps. Nice to have a…

Pleasures

Wichita, Kansas

Well here is my annual review...

Well here is my annual review of Pleasures. First of all the place has been remodeled. They have new bathrooms. What a difference!!! And they are enlarging the place on the…

Heartbreakers

Columbia, South Carolina

I rated this a 5 only...

I rated this a 5 only because of prior experiences. This visit was very disappointing. I never bothered getting a dance because none of the dancers appealed to me at all. Not…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

I have been to P+ many...

I have been to P+ many times, but my visit this past Wednesday was by far my most enjoyable. I met 5 or 6 dancers for the first time (remember none of their names)…

The Gentleman's Club

Wellford, South Carolina

Finished up work early one...

Finished up work early one day this week and was in the area, so I thought I would check out this club again. Arrived about 3:30 and payed a $10 cover (thought it was…

Private Eyes

New York, New York

One of the (minor) advantages of...

One of the (minor) advantages of Private Eyes is the location - a little way down 45th Street and, unlike the other clubs in the immediate area, it is not directly on a major thoroughfare…

Bazooka's Showgirls

Kansas City, Missouri

Made the trip this winter to...

Made the trip this winter to see feature chick Lisa Ann. This club is a theater style, non alcohol club. When you enter you can use an escalator to go above to the adult store…

CandyBar

Richmond, Virginia

I`ve gone to the Candy Bar...

I`ve gone to the Candy Bar a few times over the past several weeks during the afternoon hours. The club is rather small but better looking than I had expected. Not usually crowded at all…

Satin Dolls

Lodi, New Jersey

Satin Dolls is one of the...

Satin Dolls is one of the more elaborately designed clubs in the area. It has the high ceilinged, glitzy look and feel of a Studio 54 with friendly, but just a little stiff service…

2001 Odyssey

Tampa, Florida

The girls here seem like professional...

The girls here seem like professional salespeople. From the 1st minute they climb on your lap they are trying to upsell you to the $200 room and and $400 room options. The girls are fairly…

2001 Odyssey

Tampa, Florida

This place really is lots of...

This place really is lots of fun. I went on the weekend of the ACC Tournament had a great time. The Champagne Rooms were on a waiting list so that went the less atractive ones…

Rick's Cabaret Indianapolis

Indianapolis, Indiana

The review below me s not...

The review below me s not correct. Dances are 20 per song and $125 for 1/2 hour now. Went on a friday night, wlaked in pretty crowded. Instantly saw Kya on stage tipped her…

Rick's

Seattle, Washington

Hey, just got back from a...

Hey, just got back from a fun Thursday night at Ricks.. Surprisingly, I didn't notice the managers in the VIP very much, very laid back.. When I did see one, she wasn't doing much, which…

PT's Centerfolds

Denver, Colorado

Went to PT's with a buddy...

Went to PT's with a buddy last Friday and Saturday. Interesting place. Arrived on Friday about 1am and got in free because the door girl thought my buddy was cute. Alright club.…

PT's Centerfolds

Denver, Colorado

Went back to PT's All Nude...

Went back to PT's All Nude last night (Saturday night) again. It's one of my favorite clubs in Denver, though it's got pluses and minuses. On the plus side: A decent number…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

This place rocks! Never been to...

This place rocks! Never been to a strip club where for a buck or two you can grab as much Brazilian bunda as you want ....at least not in the States! How's this place importing…

Fare Club at Cabaret Royale

Dallas, Texas

Well I did it again. ...

Well I did it again. I did not by the $50 VIP. I wish that I had. This club is really large and has three stages. One of the stages is…

Western Bar

Edinburgh, Scotland

I was free for Saturday afternoon...

I was free for Saturday afternoon so I decided I would unselfishly visit some of Edinburgh's lapdancing pubs and clubs. Of the 4 establishments visited, the Western provided far and away the best experience. Time was…

Booby Trap

Pompano Beach, Florida

A decent club - ladies average...

A decent club - ladies average around a 7. Club consists of a main stage in the center and a side stage around the back off to the side. There were a couple…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Was at Baby Dolls on a...

Was at Baby Dolls on a Thursday evening two weeks ago. The place was packed. The cover was $3 which is pretty reasonable compared to most cities. Beers were about $6.…

Allstar's

Lawrence, Kansas

This review is based on a...

This review is based on a visit from Monday 3/12/07. Arrived around 10 pm and there was a $5 cover. I would say maybe 8 guys and 10 to 12 girls working.…

Pacers

San Diego, California

This club has been one of...

This club has been one of my favorites in the past because of it's Cheers type atmosphere where the girls and the customers were all familiar with each other. Now that it is called…

The Outhouse

Lawrence, Kansas

Last stop on the Lawrence route...

Last stop on the Lawrence route and should have been the first and only stop! This place is absolutely in the middle of nowhere, but we found it easily. Busy place, bring your…

Fantasy Nights

Syracuse, New York

Stopped in around 6 Friday all...

Stopped in around 6 Friday all was quit. Five girls working 3 white 2 black. zero customers. Tall long legged blond was nice...but no other customers. The bar maid was the hottest thing in the place.

Leather and Lace

Gastonia, North Carolina

Visited on a Friday night. ...

Visited on a Friday night. A lot of dancers and customers. Five dollar admission and $4.50 for beer. Table dances are $5 and VIP room dances are $20. The VIP room…

Jiggles

Tualatin, Oregon

First time visit to this club....

First time visit to this club. Went on a weekday-late evening and was pleasantly surprised. Long-time Rick's and occasional Foxes customer, and I have to say I might actually prefer this club. Lots and lots…

Baby Dolls

Edinburgh, Scotland

Stop 3 on my tour of...

Stop 3 on my tour of Edinburgh last Saturday, following Western Bar & Burke and Hare. Point 3 of "Pubic Triangle" - the low point. Time 3pm. No entry charge, soft drink £2 (can of irn…

Harper's

Winston-Salem, North Carolina

ok went to Harpers as we...

ok went to Harpers as we needed a couple of hours on Friday night. This place is small and not much to look at. As mentioned before place is BYOB. Not much…

Centerfolds Boston

Boston, Massachusetts

Gave my old haunt another visit...

Gave my old haunt another visit a few nights back. Things were in better shape than a couple of months back. Went in a little later on a Thurs night. There was a good crowd,…

Goldrush Showbar

Atlanta, Georgia

Visited last night arrived around 8,...

Visited last night arrived around 8, left around 11. One of the best times I've had in a long while. Overall club atmosphere was good, tons of dancers never saw the same one on stage…

Centerfold Lounge Detroit

Detroit, Michigan

I stopped in last weekend and...

I stopped in last weekend and had a good time. I used to go here alot when I lived closer, but haven't recently. The bar has a fenced in lot and you pay $2…

Leather and Lace Southend

Charlotte, North Carolina

Dropped by last Friday after work....

Dropped by last Friday after work. At 4:00 P.M. were about 10 girls working. A few 10's and most were 7 to 8. A few big ones but even they seemed…

Burke and Hare

Edinburgh, Scotland

I have been coming to the...

I have been coming to the B&H for many years, since the days when it was just a pub with strippers and have many happy memories of good mileage (for Edinburgh) erotic encounters here. But, over…

Allstar's Gentlemens Club

Northlake, Illinois

I was in the Chicago area...

I was in the Chicago area for business and a buddy recommended I check out Allstars. I arrived on a Thursday afternoon and had a great time. The outside of the clubs is…

Cheeks Tavern

Eastampton, New Jersey

I'm giving this club a 7...

I'm giving this club a 7 for now but thats based on a very short visit. Ran out of time. I will visit again real shortly. I stopped by in the afternoon. Saw about 5-6…

Fantasy's

Traverse City, Michigan

Once again I was on the...

Once again I was on the road for business and just could not stay out of "trouble". I ventured into this club shortly after openning (around 7 pm). The previous two reviews were…

Derriere's Gentlemen's Club

Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

I echo the other comments about...

I echo the other comments about the private rooms becoming, well, less private. Have been to Derriere's about 10 times over past 5 years and it seems to be consistantly inconsistant with talent and…

Bustop

Boulder, Colorado

Don't get me wrong, I love...

Don't get me wrong, I love the "Stop", but I've not visited the "platinum" (nude) side in quite some time except for individual dances from gals on the cocktail side. But recently I visited…

Front Room

Shadowcat/Igiveup banned again

Got an email today saying he's been banned from TUSCL and he knows he brought it on himself but has a beef with Founder he just can't let go or overcome. Not going to pursue being reinstated he said. He's…

Front Room

What are tip walks?

I know from descriptions that a dancer walks around wanting tips but I'm not at all familiar with clubs like this. What is the experience? Do the dancers not take tips at all while dancing on stage?…

Front Room

A wild night in Kansas!

This weekend while visiting my cousin Dorothy and her little dog Toto I had the pleasure of making a stop at Michelle's Beach House. Saturday is the most impressive day of the week to go strip clubbing. Anything can happen.…

Front Room

Drama at my favorite club

Just got back from one of my favorite clubs. Tonite my favorite dancer got into a verbal arguement with her Girlfriend(Yes she is bisexual) who is the DJ. I had just came out of the back from getting…

Front Room

Where's Yoda?

I've been gone a while and not posting here. Is Yoda still active here?

A Brief History of The Ultimate Strip Club List

The Ultimate Strip Club List started as an exercise to learn how to write a website. I believe this was in early 1993, but it could have been late 1992. I picked strip clubs as my web site subject because they interested me. Good thing I didn't care for books, I may have created amazon.com instead. Sigh. I originally stored the data in an Access Database, and had a Visual Basic program to create all the static pages. Then I uploaded all the pages to my little slice of the web, www.paranoia.com/~express. This space I purchased from an enterprising young man that went by the name of KevinTX. He ran paranoia.com.…

Front Room

Bogata, Colombia club reviews

Check out the reviews under Recent Reviews for club in Bogata. Igiveup: With your flying privileges sounds like the kind of place you should visit.