Some Humor on Ohio Bill 16
yndy
Maryland
Friday, May 18, 2007 2:14 PM
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Move over Hef, here comes Bobby!
State Rep. Robert “Bobby†Hagan, D-Youngstown, showed up Wednesday in the Ohio House with his “girls†— and for a little while at least, there was some comic relief in the otherwise staid chamber that's dominated by Republicans. Indeed, when Bobby's girls were recognized as guests in the House, they received a round of applause. And why not — that's the closest some of the legislators would have come to exotic dancers — strippers, to you liberal Democrats.
Why Booby's (oops, Bobby's) girls? Because they were his guests — for a debate on one of the most pressing issues in Ohio today: Controlling what goes on between strippers and customers in adult clubs.
Thus, after welcoming the visitors, who wore pink T-shirts emblazoned with “Dancers for Democracy†and who unfurled a banner that read, “Talk is cheap. Speech is priceless,†the House passed a bill that includes a no-touching rule and bans full nudity at clubs after midnight. The 73-24 vote was along party lines. The bill is backed by a conservative Christian group, Citizens for Community Values. It's the same organization that pushed through a constitutional amendment in 2004 banning gay marriage.
Hagan, who spoke out against the legislation with passion and humor, was the man of the hour — at least for the strippers. After the House session, the exotic dancers surrounded him in the hallway to thank him for defending their right to bump and grind. There was some affectionate touching, which prompted Hagan to remind the dancers that the bill passed by the House would prohibit such expressions of gratitude.
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