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6 years ago
Deck the forum with bouts of trolling
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Tis the season to be trolling
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Don we now our gay apparel
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Troll the faggots on this forum
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See the blazing shit truck before us
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Make a fake account and join the chorus
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Follow me in merry trolling.
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While I remind fagboi of his failures.
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6 years ago
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rickduganVerified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
A better question is what motivate a little pimpboi such as myself to post on a forum full of old ass tricks and mentally ill retards and contribute nothing positive whatsoever?
Must be the menopause.
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6 years ago
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steeldog65I swear, it's just shrinkage due the cold
I have a little peanut brain because I can't take that Meth like niceyspice can
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6 years ago
I'm a strippers nightmare customer. I walk in and try to turn them into a trick or get them to Fuck me for free.
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6 years ago
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IceyLocoBut at least a nigga, nigga rich
^^^ I wondered this also. One time I was dancing at the gay bar and this old fuck started grinding up on me and I asked him what was that under his shirt. He lifted his shirt and showed me a bag with brown liquid and he shook it and said "this is my ass hole, my other one quit working so they put in a new one for me"
I have always loved the taste of tossing other dudes salads so I gave his bag a try. That shit was glorious
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6 years ago
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IceyLocoBut at least a nigga, nigga rich
icey-cus-is-gaya-cus
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6 years ago
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IceyLocoBut at least a nigga, nigga rich
just remember iceygayboy is loco, that helps me sign into the right one.
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6 years ago
maybe this would be a good career for me to get into since i can't get my meth or my hoes in line.
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6 years ago
That you keep a main bitch and em side bitches. That you never pay for it and slap your side hoe when her ass gets out of line. Pimp these hoes and give em drugs to convince them to give up their pussies because getting paid for sex will traumatize them so much that they need to take long showers to recover but using drugs to convince them to fuck you is totally different and A okay!
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6 years ago
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Book GuyI write it like I mean it, but mostly they just want my money.
I'm a pimply man and I'm completely ruined when it comes to women. I can't fuck enough to satisfy me anymore and I refuse to jack off unless its to asian porn. That's why I now am seeking out BigDickSammy's hard throbbing cock to satisfy me instead.
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6 years ago
^If you have a huge boner does that mean you shoot huge loads too?
Can you make my head even fatter than it already is with your load? I spend all day pimping hoes and pretending I don't have a penis cause that's what a good pimp does. But damn I need some release somehow?
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6 years ago
My semen is incredibly yellow because I never jack off because it would destroy my fragile ego to have to do such a thing when sex is so easy to get.
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6 years ago
My hoes give me the gift of stroking my enormous ego.
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6 years ago
And this is what our sex looks like...
http://i.imgur.com/TYaecCs.gif
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6 years ago
This is exactly what she looked like...
https://media.giphy.com/media/oaSMcEHCAJYSA/200.gif
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6 years ago
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san_jose_guymoney was invented for handing to women, but buying dances is a chump's game
Damn it, losing all my recruiting stations!
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6 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
No cause my main bitch is eating all my money.
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6 years ago
All hoes have a set price for sex. Just give em $60 worth of coke. Anymore more than that and you're being ripped off and she will have to take a long shower to recover from the trauma of you overpaying her instead of gaming her pussy.
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6 years ago
^my trap hoe did this, put that tattoo right on her fucking ass.
Cause my hoes all worship me. That's why they slash my main bitch's tires. Keep having to repair that shit and use the mighty pimp hand to keep these bitches in line.
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6 years ago
Except maybe TrapBaby.
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6 years ago
My masculine energy is rivaled by no one else on TUSCL.
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6 years ago
My hoes are always reassuring me of how much of a man I am.
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6 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
i have to blow up my condoms like a balloon in order to make them fit on my dick when dancers are falling all over my pimply ways and giving me free extras
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6 years ago
the only time i can't get extras is when i pay for it because they are usually just so enamored by my manly ways and then get turned off by my money.
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6 years ago
I post much better stories than the bitch boys of TUSCL do, cause I make them all up.