Comments by FatHead304

Deck the forum with bouts of trolling Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la Tis the season to be trolling Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la Don we now our gay apparel Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la Troll the faggots on this forum Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la See the blazing shit truck before us Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la Make a fake account and join the chorus Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la Follow me in merry trolling. Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la While I remind fagboi of his failures. Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

A better question is what motivate a little pimpboi such as myself to post on a forum full of old ass tricks and mentally ill retards and contribute nothing positive whatsoever? Must be the menopause.

I have a little peanut brain because I can't take that Meth like niceyspice can

I'm a strippers nightmare customer. I walk in and try to turn them into a trick or get them to Fuck me for free.

^^^ I wondered this also. One time I was dancing at the gay bar and this old fuck started grinding up on me and I asked him what was that under his shirt. He lifted his shirt and showed me a bag with brown liquid and he shook it and said "this is my ass hole, my other one quit working so they put in a new one for me" I have always loved the taste of tossing other dudes salads so I gave his bag a try. That shit was glorious

icey-cus-is-gaya-cus

just remember iceygayboy is loco, that helps me sign into the right one.

maybe this would be a good career for me to get into since i can't get my meth or my hoes in line.

That you keep a main bitch and em side bitches. That you never pay for it and slap your side hoe when her ass gets out of line. Pimp these hoes and give em drugs to convince them to give up their pussies because getting paid for sex will traumatize them so much that they need to take long showers to recover but using drugs to convince them to fuck you is totally different and A okay!

I'm a pimply man and I'm completely ruined when it comes to women. I can't fuck enough to satisfy me anymore and I refuse to jack off unless its to asian porn. That's why I now am seeking out BigDickSammy's hard throbbing cock to satisfy me instead.

^If you have a huge boner does that mean you shoot huge loads too? Can you make my head even fatter than it already is with your load? I spend all day pimping hoes and pretending I don't have a penis cause that's what a good pimp does. But damn I need some release somehow?

My semen is incredibly yellow because I never jack off because it would destroy my fragile ego to have to do such a thing when sex is so easy to get.

My hoes give me the gift of stroking my enormous ego.

And this is what our sex looks like... http://i.imgur.com/TYaecCs.gif

This is exactly what she looked like... https://media.giphy.com/media/oaSMcEHCAJYSA/200.gif

Damn it, losing all my recruiting stations!

No cause my main bitch is eating all my money.

All hoes have a set price for sex. Just give em $60 worth of coke. Anymore more than that and you're being ripped off and she will have to take a long shower to recover from the trauma of you overpaying her instead of gaming her pussy.

^my trap hoe did this, put that tattoo right on her fucking ass. Cause my hoes all worship me. That's why they slash my main bitch's tires. Keep having to repair that shit and use the mighty pimp hand to keep these bitches in line.

Except maybe TrapBaby.

My masculine energy is rivaled by no one else on TUSCL.

My hoes are always reassuring me of how much of a man I am.

i have to blow up my condoms like a balloon in order to make them fit on my dick when dancers are falling all over my pimply ways and giving me free extras

the only time i can't get extras is when i pay for it because they are usually just so enamored by my manly ways and then get turned off by my money.

I post much better stories than the bitch boys of TUSCL do, cause I make them all up.