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3 years ago
I don’t. Keep it simple stupid.
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3 years ago
Not able to opine as I have yet to meet a favorite of any kind.
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3 years ago
Sheila Jackson introduces that shit every cycle, but she never gets a backer. Her Bill has zero traction. That being said, i have every right to own my cap guns. What would my kids think if I couldn’t play guns with them. I hate those pussy nerf guns!
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3 years ago
What would I do? There is no question that I would be sitting uncomfortably on some major wood until I got the chance to rub one out in the shitter. My luck would be that Crazyjoe blew the fucking shitter up and then I would have to leave.
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3 years ago
If she calls me, I prefer no cover. The damn things don’t fit well. Fuck, they don’t fit at all. So, if she wants me to PUT it in, then no COVER for me.
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3 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Well damn! There goes green energy. Looks like that damn dirty coal is needed to supply electricity to all the green shot out there.
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3 years ago
I would love to find a hooker that hangs out in regular bars. Trust me, I am always looking.
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3 years ago
Guns? What is this thing called Guns?
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3 years ago
Vegas, here I CUM! Break me, baby!
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3 years ago
“What’s so great about candy land“
It has the perfect things. A shithole building with a broken stage that is basically 2x6 wooden frame surrounding a broken silver pole. A square room with chairs all line up around the square wall. You have to bring your own alcohol, but you have to pay a price fir each can or bottle that you bring in. When you sit down in that shithole you will soon be accompanied by the hottest damn black strippers this side of the moon. They are chatty. Flirty. Fun as hell. They shorty VIP Booth is kind of like going parking on in the alley across the street from the police. You push the limits hoping not to get busted!
I cannot wait to go back! Should I contact you the next time I go. I will keep you safe if you really want to experience the little place known as Candyland.
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3 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
I’m in it for my family. Life insurance. Use my money to play hard until I die. Then, my family can be rich off of my demise. As long as I go out with a smile, it’s all good!
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3 years ago
The moonshine that I am making instead of watching the game will win every time!
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3 years ago
I’m making some apple pie moonshine. Beats the fuck out of NFL football any day and every day!
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3 years ago
^^^^ I’m gonna agree with Candyland!!! Piece of shit hole in the wall, but the girls are mighty fine !
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3 years ago
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Cashman1234He/Him - He’s a filthy pig. That’s him in VIP with another whore.
Fuck all social media. Except TUSCL, off course. We shall never fuck TUSCL because TUSCL gets me FUCKED and I’m good with that!
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3 years ago
They can fart in my face any day.
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3 years ago
Super 8 or anything Wyndham. Shit, i got a 7 day beachfront vacation in FA FREE because I use super 8 so much!
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3 years ago
East Cape Pony in IL
Washington Park, IL
Salina, Ks.
East Cape Pony because it is NOT GHETTO and I get laid for $150 every visit.
Washington Park,IL because it IS GHETTO and I get laid for $100 every visit.
Salina, KS because The Shady Lady has fucking beautiful dancers who are so damn playful in a strip club that is so damn well designed.
You would have to really be something special to change my mind. I have been to many and the above are absolutely far beyond all others.
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3 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
My investment is life insurance. Gonna make my hot wife and kids rich when I croak. I don’t give two shits about my wealth. I will work until I die because I actually love what I do. So, i will spend while Alive. My family will retire when I die. That is my plan.
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3 years ago
Pre covid. P4P was approximately 56 per year FS. If we are counting BJs or HJs, then I don’t have a fucking clue. Non P4P is at 16. I prefer P4P.
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3 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Ahh. Fuck it. Just erect solar panels, get a generator for bad sun weeks, collect your rainwater and tell the GOOBERMENT and Utility Companies to FUCK OFF!
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3 years ago
@ sideshow. "Are VIPs really higher mileage? They always seemed like a ripoff to me“.
Hmmm. Let me think. Ok. I thunk. 15 full service encounters via VIP IN 12 months. If you can consider dipping the stick 8 inches deep to be higher mileage than titties in the face, then NOPE ... VIP is NOT a ripoff!
As far as OP’s question. 18 months after a one time VIP, the gal held my first and last name across the strip club as she was up on stage and I was just walking through the entrance door. She also yelled that my tongue was to die for. I blushed.
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3 years ago
WTF?!!! Why can’t these fucking pussies hit their “intended” target. Goddamn, gangbangers have to be the absolute dumbest fucks on the planet. I guarantee one thing ... if a gangbanger pulls his piece out in my general location, someone is absolutely going to get 3 center mass in about 2 seconds. What a shit show!
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3 years ago
I think the whole thing is fucking hilarious! I truly hope this becomes a trend. Dickheads wanting to put the little man out of business so that dickhead can profit. Fuck them and the condom they brought to the party!
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3 years ago
Damn. If he were white and that were folded in half and inflated x 2 for girth, he could seriously be my twin brother!