two_bits
If there was a problem Yo, I'll solve it, Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it, nice spice baby, nice spice baby
Comments by two_bits (page 10)
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6 years ago
Officialmrsfancyy
I Travel State To State
According to Family_Man it's okay to have bareback sex with skanky, addict dancers because you can't get herpes, HIV/AIDS or any other STD if you live in a leafy, white suburb.
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6 years ago
Call.Me.Ishmael
Rhode Island
First off, the OP needs to understand that I'm a different kind of cat than the rest of the losers (OP included) here - when I go to the club, it's to lock down the hottest dancer there for the entire evening.
So my pet peeve is when 2-3 hours in, she starts making up silly excuses to leave my table - like she "needs to pee" or "I have to go on stage." What's up with that?
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6 years ago
Vantablack
GOODBYE TUSCL!! :)
Since I regularly meet gorgeous women IRL, and date (FWB, not P4P) model-quality civie hotties, not much would really change for me.
I suppose I would miss visiting the club and locking down the hottest girl there for the evening, but I can always do that a local sports bar.
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6 years ago
skibum609
Massachusetts
"two-bit divorce lawyer"
Watch your mouth, RandomNumber, I have nothing to do with that bigoted shyster, skibum (other than holding him in well deserved contempt).
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6 years ago
Lil_Baller100
Where Dem Hoez at
"And the drinks are also more expensive than they would be at your local Chili’s during happy hour."
How many years has it been, and you're still whining about paying $15 for your jack & coke? (admittedly it would be expensive getting drunk at those prices, but most of us don't drink to excess like you).
Stick to your shit-hole dives, where you can get sloppy drunk on cheap booze, and maybe, just maybe, you can actually find a skanky, high-volume addict dancer that will take you up on your creepy low-ball OTC offer.
In the meantime, stop bad mouthing the upscale, professionally managed clubs that those of us with class and means frequent and enjoy.
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6 years ago
Been_There_Already
$$$
"I've known the last names of every ATF and nearly every CF I've ever had."
Well, they have to use their real names on the restraining orders, don't they?
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6 years ago
two_bits
If there was a problem Yo, I'll solve it, Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it, nice spice baby, nice spice baby
"Would she really stoop so low as to divorce me and go on a sex spree with 20something boys?"
Haha, sounds like you're starting to worry about alimony payments, now that you found out your pre-nup is effectively worthless.
That's what you get for using skibum as your lawyer, moron.
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6 years ago
future POTUS and Senator in training
Retired Queen Troll of TUSCL...who will succeed my reign?
^^Ah sure, if your definition of a role model Dad is a drunk driving douchebag who has bareback sex with skanky, high volume addict strippers.
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6 years ago
two_bits
If there was a problem Yo, I'll solve it, Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it, nice spice baby, nice spice baby
"San Jose Guy is well known around here too, so is Juice."
I'm talking about IRL, dummy. As in all the maître d's at the finest restaurants in town know me.
The only places Juice and SJG are known in IRL are the unemployment office, the local blood bank, and the skid row soup kitchen.
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6 years ago
Papi_Chulo
Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
"Some of you losers need to stop telling NiceSpice to come to your city b/c you have X,Y,Z."
Keen observation, @Pupae. I'm pretty sure GMD has tried that with every dancer that's every posted on here, lol.
When is that poor sap gonna realize no self-respecting dancer wants anything to do with him or his 3rd rate city.
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6 years ago
two_bits
If there was a problem Yo, I'll solve it, Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it, nice spice baby, nice spice baby
^^@skibum - I heard @family_man's wife is looking for a good divorce lawyer. Know any?
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6 years ago
future POTUS and Senator in training
Retired Queen Troll of TUSCL...who will succeed my reign?
Jealous haters. FYI, my current (real, not P4P) GF actually quit fan-dancing just to be with me.
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6 years ago
Lil_Baller100
Where Dem Hoez at
^^Are you still putting your emotionally damaged, addict OTC girls on your company payroll?
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6 years ago
poledancer83
Narnia
If you're looking for an expert opinion on "the addicted stripper" we really need @family_man to chime in.
Maybe he can reply after his OTC girl finishes shooting up in his car.
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6 years ago
steeldog65
I swear, it's just shrinkage due the cold
"Plus - custies probably complain about certain clubs all the time"
Yep, just like that classless jerk on here who's always dissing BBD, amirite?
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6 years ago
two_bits
If there was a problem Yo, I'll solve it, Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it, nice spice baby, nice spice baby
"My strippers are all beautiful and edgy fun gals"
As I remember it, family boy, your idea of edgy fun is drunk driving your emotionally damaged, addict OTC girl to her supplier to buy an 8-ball, right?
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6 years ago
Lil_Baller100
Where Dem Hoez at
BBD is a upscale gentlemen's club with model quality hottie dancers - the kind of club where I go and lock down the hottest dancer for the entire evening - that screens out the emotionally damaged, addict dancers.
Family-boy's "game" failed miserably there (the dancers laughed in his face when he tried to offer $200 for OTC), which is why he's so bitter.
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6 years ago
future POTUS and Senator in training
Retired Queen Troll of TUSCL...who will succeed my reign?
"And headgear -- although he doesn't mention the headgear much."
True, I don't like to play the headgear card too often, but I'm told it makes me look quite debonair.
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6 years ago
future POTUS and Senator in training
Retired Queen Troll of TUSCL...who will succeed my reign?
"It’s well documented how many internet arguments I have won against him over the years."
Yeah, you're a real internet tough guy, but you've never had the balls to meet me f2f, mano-a-mano, have you? proby because you know I would kick your douchy ass.
I'm sure everyone in your leafy suburb's Home Owners Association would get a good laugh out of you being beat up by a 64 yo man with 3 missing vertebrae.
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6 years ago
gentleman_scholar
From the birthplace of money and women
That's why I'm strictly FWB (not P4P) with the model-quality civie hotties I date.
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6 years ago
Jascoi
mr.wonderful to single moms and college age girls...
The story I heard was she found out her regular was cheating on her with latinas in his home town.
Better watch your back, Countryman5434.
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6 years ago
nicespice
"Lately, I prefer when they have psychedelics orally."
Ah, good choice. Easier to slip into her drink that way. :)
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6 years ago
doctorevil
Evil Lair
"I find them fun and edgy"
You forgot to mention addicted and emotionally damaged.
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6 years ago
skibum609
Massachusetts
Where does Mass rank in terms of shady lawyers?