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Comments by two_bits (page 11)

  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    Stripper Volume
    "The trick is keeping your eyes open for signs that she is getting more active OTC." Oh, yeah, the signs - like needle track marks, right? ;)
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    6 years ago
    shailynn
    They never tell you what you need to know.
    Strip Clubs vs SA vs Trends
    "For me personally, I've spent far more on SA than SCs (or strippers in general) in the past year." So it's easier to find a 7.5 "with a great personality" in your price range on SA?
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    jackslash
    Detroit strip clubs
    Priests caught having sex in car near Miami Beach playground
    An infected TUSCLer? Surprising.
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    pistola
    Keepin' it 💯
    Offended or no?
    @Family_Man - isn't it hard to walk with that stick up your arse?
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    future POTUS and Senator in training
    Retired Queen Troll of TUSCL...who will succeed my reign?
    My professor looks like nice spice
    "I've said it before and I will say it again: everything I type I type with a smile. It appears grumbly in writing but is funny verbally." Uh-uh. I'm sure the angry, bigoted, racist, alt-right birther nonsense you spew on here is much more humorous in person.
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    6 years ago
    Call.Me.Ishmael
    Rhode Island
    Dancers... which TUSCL dude would you pay $1000 for an hour of sex?
    Sure...and you could take me out to a nice Mexican restaurant for enchiladas, too
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    Stripper Volume
    Personally I can't stand the dancers that speak loudly, to the point they're actually yelling. I prefer the girls that speak softly, preferably whispering in my ear.
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    6 years ago
    Call.Me.Ishmael
    Rhode Island
    Dancers... which TUSCL dude would you pay $1000 for an hour of sex?
    @nicespice - awww, thanks for the thought, but you know I'm strictly FWB, no P4P.
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    flagooner
    Everything written by this member is a fact.
    Am I the only one that misses dougster?
    I miss realDougster.
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    future POTUS and Senator in training
    Retired Queen Troll of TUSCL...who will succeed my reign?
    How do u know the age of most men on this site?it's
    Of course, I'm a different breed of cat. At night I'm doing one of the following: 1. At the club locking down the hottest dancer for the night. 2. On a date (FWB, not P4P) with a model-quality civie hottie. 3. Hitting up a local sports bar, scouting for new talent, and getting digits from single, unattached college age girls.
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    future POTUS and Senator in training
    Retired Queen Troll of TUSCL...who will succeed my reign?
    How do u know the age of most men on this site?it's
    Astute observation, Nicole. Yes, most of the regular posters on here are old farts that club during the day and go to bed when the sun goes down. The only time these old motherfuckers are awake past 10 pm is the 2-3 times a night they have to get up to piss.
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    flagooner
    Everything written by this member is a fact.
    Times sure have changed
    Every once in a while flagooner emerges from his geriatric fog of befuddlement, gets lucid for a moment or two, and posts something I can agree with. You'll probably be surprised that I don't pay for sex. Sure, I do spend in the clubs, but I never pay for sex. I will help out one of my model-quality hottie GFs with things like utilities, rent, insurance, and other misc expenses. I'll even take them on shopping trips and buy things for them (clothes, lingerie, jewelry, phones, cars, condos, etc.) that they might not be able to afford on their own, but I don't pay them cash money to have sex with me.
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    two_bits
    If there was a problem Yo, I'll solve it, Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it, nice spice baby, nice spice baby
    Nicole - someone defaced your avatar
    Ah, come on Nicole, don't be a pus..., er, I mean, scaredy cat - post the original version.
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    ppwh
    Myanmar
    NinaBambina!
    Fity cent? The rapper?
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    6 years ago
    Countryman5434
    I entered the dragon and was never the same
    Hell has froze over
    You cad! Cheating on your TJ sweetie like that is reprehensible. Anyway, personally I think latinas are overrated.
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    flagooner
    Everything written by this member is a fact.
    acetaminophen or ibuprofen?
    @flag - this site may be helpful: http://www.elderstore.com/
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    two_bits
    If there was a problem Yo, I'll solve it, Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it, nice spice baby, nice spice baby
    On vacation with my (real, not P4P) GF
    Just got back from terrific trip to Kokomo with my (real, not P4P) GF. Thanks to all the well-wishers. As for you jealous haters, too bad you will never get to enjoy 1/10th of the things I have, or 1/100th of the experiences I've participated in, or 1/1,000th of the model-quality civilian hotties I've dated (FWB, not P4P).
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    two_bits
    If there was a problem Yo, I'll solve it, Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it, nice spice baby, nice spice baby
    On vacation with my (real, not P4P) GF
    Thanks, warrior. That's the only bad thing about a beach vacation - it's a bitch to get the sand out of my back brace.
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    two_bits
    If there was a problem Yo, I'll solve it, Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it, nice spice baby, nice spice baby
    On vacation with my (real, not P4P) GF
    ^^Jealous haters. Anyway, IDGAF, I'm on vacation, bitches!
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    flagooner
    Everything written by this member is a fact.
    How many Kardashians are there?
    Maybe if you watched something beside Fox News and Matlock reruns you'd have a clue.
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    steeldog65
    I swear, it's just shrinkage due the cold
    When is it time to move to a new dancer
    @Dominoes77 - How do you have a CF when you only go to strip clubs once a year?
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    JuiceBox69
    Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
    Lot of my actual GF looks Similar to this template
    I think what juice is trying to say is this is what his girlfriends look like after they ghost him.
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    SuperDude
    Detroit, Michigan
    Is this the next step in the VIP?
    ^^Pretty sure SJG has more women than that chained up in his basement.
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    rickdugan
    Verified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
    Do I take advantage?
    Oh, the humanity!! Will he or won't he? The fucking suspense is killing me. Another classic from the resident drama queen.
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    6 years ago
    SuperDude
    Detroit, Michigan
    Is this the next step in the VIP?
    "There are six dolls to choose from" That's not much variety. I think they can forget about getting Papi-Chulo's business.