Comments by two_bits (page 11)

"The trick is keeping your eyes open for signs that she is getting more active OTC." Oh, yeah, the signs - like needle track marks, right? ;)

"For me personally, I've spent far more on SA than SCs (or strippers in general) in the past year." So it's easier to find a 7.5 "with a great personality" in your price range on SA?

An infected TUSCLer? Surprising.

@Family_Man - isn't it hard to walk with that stick up your arse?

"I've said it before and I will say it again: everything I type I type with a smile. It appears grumbly in writing but is funny verbally." Uh-uh. I'm sure the angry, bigoted, racist, alt-right birther nonsense you spew on here is much more humorous in person.

Sure...and you could take me out to a nice Mexican restaurant for enchiladas, too

Personally I can't stand the dancers that speak loudly, to the point they're actually yelling. I prefer the girls that speak softly, preferably whispering in my ear.

@nicespice - awww, thanks for the thought, but you know I'm strictly FWB, no P4P.

I miss realDougster.

Of course, I'm a different breed of cat. At night I'm doing one of the following: 1. At the club locking down the hottest dancer for the night. 2. On a date (FWB, not P4P) with a model-quality civie hottie. 3. Hitting up a local sports bar, scouting for new talent, and getting digits from single, unattached college age girls.

Astute observation, Nicole. Yes, most of the regular posters on here are old farts that club during the day and go to bed when the sun goes down. The only time these old motherfuckers are awake past 10 pm is the 2-3 times a night they have to get up to piss.

Every once in a while flagooner emerges from his geriatric fog of befuddlement, gets lucid for a moment or two, and posts something I can agree with. You'll probably be surprised that I don't pay for sex. Sure, I do spend in the clubs, but I never pay for sex. I will help out one of my model-quality hottie GFs with things like utilities, rent, insurance, and other misc expenses. I'll even take them on shopping trips and buy things for them (clothes, lingerie, jewelry, phones, cars, condos, etc.) that they might not be able to afford on their own, but I don't pay them cash money to have sex with me.

Ah, come on Nicole, don't be a pus..., er, I mean, scaredy cat - post the original version.

Fity cent? The rapper?

You cad! Cheating on your TJ sweetie like that is reprehensible. Anyway, personally I think latinas are overrated.

@flag - this site may be helpful: http://www.elderstore.com/

Just got back from terrific trip to Kokomo with my (real, not P4P) GF. Thanks to all the well-wishers. As for you jealous haters, too bad you will never get to enjoy 1/10th of the things I have, or 1/100th of the experiences I've participated in, or 1/1,000th of the model-quality civilian hotties I've dated (FWB, not P4P).

Thanks, warrior. That's the only bad thing about a beach vacation - it's a bitch to get the sand out of my back brace.

^^Jealous haters. Anyway, IDGAF, I'm on vacation, bitches!

Maybe if you watched something beside Fox News and Matlock reruns you'd have a clue.

@Dominoes77 - How do you have a CF when you only go to strip clubs once a year?

I think what juice is trying to say is this is what his girlfriends look like after they ghost him.

^^Pretty sure SJG has more women than that chained up in his basement.

Oh, the humanity!! Will he or won't he? The fucking suspense is killing me. Another classic from the resident drama queen.

"There are six dolls to choose from" That's not much variety. I think they can forget about getting Papi-Chulo's business.