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6 years ago
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two_bitsIf there was a problem Yo, I'll solve it, Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it, nice spice baby, nice spice baby
"so is your real age 75?"
Everybody here knows I'm 64, dumbass.
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6 years ago
^^oops, just re-read your original post and realized you're looking for a different kind of male escort. Never mind.
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6 years ago
@Ebony729 - Among TUSCL members, I believe @juicebox69 is the only one with professional (i.e. paid) experience as a male escort.
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6 years ago
During the work day I have a business to run, with clients and employees who depend on me to be sharp and focused, so I can't be fooling around on some strip club board.
In the evenings I'm dating (FWB, not P4P) model-quality civie hotties.
You all are lucky I give you any of my valuable time at all.
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6 years ago
So your plan is to travel to other countries to clean people's toilets?
I would really like to take a peak at your business plan - it must be a doozy!
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6 years ago
Welcome aboard, indeed. I'm sure you will find this board a welcome haven of camaraderie and stimulating discussion of all things strip club related.
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6 years ago
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two_bitsIf there was a problem Yo, I'll solve it, Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it, nice spice baby, nice spice baby
@Warrior15 - I considered that, but since I look 10-15 years younger than my actual age, that can't be it.
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6 years ago
@Amelia - I'm afraid that, in a roundabout way, I'm (at least partially) to blame for this debacle.
You see, ever since I lost 100lbs a few years ago and strippers began to take me for 10 to 15 years younger, coupled with my natural charm and innate savoir fair, I started to OTC date (FWB, not P4P) strippers just as hot as you (actually hotter). I may have casually mentioned it here a time or two, but you know how things spread on this board. Anyway, it appears that some of the more delusional losers on the board got it in their heads that they could duplicate my game plan and achieve the same success. (I may have inadvertently encouraged a few of said losers who PM'd me for tips).
In summary, I hope that you will accept my mea culpa for whatever part, no matter how unintentional, I played in this mess. And to any PLs on this board who think they can be the "next" two_bits, just remember, there can only be one two_bits.
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6 years ago
^^ha, that reminds me of Hipster Barbie
https://www.boredpanda.com/hipster-barbie-socality-instagram/?utm_source=google&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=organic
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6 years ago
If you subscribed to the Juice channel, would it include all his aliases?
That might be a good deal - like getting the 150 channel expanded basic cable package.
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6 years ago
"FuckUJackie" would be way cooler. Sorta sounds like a rapper's name.
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6 years ago
I don't dine and dash like you. When I go to the club it's to lock down the hottest dancer for the night, homey.
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6 years ago
"Start with 100pppl and play until just 1 on a large map
I play team of four mode only... as a team we killed 50 that's half of the population lol"
Impressive, what per cent was that?
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6 years ago
@Papi_Chupa - Good summary, but you forgot Subraman's advice to aim no higher than a 7.5 (and even that may be a stretch for most of the PLs here).
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6 years ago
Stick around, chessmaster will be covering complex fractions later.
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6 years ago
@The_General - You're the short, funny looking guy from the car insurance commercials, right? So what's Shaq really like? But I digress...
You know where to find me. I may be missing 3 vertebrae, but I can still kick you 5-star runt ass.
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6 years ago
@Nicole - Hey, baby girl. Sorry it took me so long to holla back, but I only have so much time between delivering pizzas.
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6 years ago
I wouldn't pay a red cent to read the drivel the regular members post here, much less the trolls (and at least the trolls are occasionally amusing).
Okay, maybe I would subscribe to the nicespice channel, but that's it.
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6 years ago
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two_bitsIf there was a problem Yo, I'll solve it, Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it, nice spice baby, nice spice baby
I'd have to go back and find the post, but didn't flagooner "prove" that Nina and Nichole are the same person?
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6 years ago
^^Uh-uh. That's the sound of someone rationalizing their failure to be an alpha male like me.
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6 years ago
"And by classy and entertaining, I mean to start drama with them and then be disgusted with them for catering to what I wanted. ;)"
And you're probably the sort of faux tough guy who beats a hasty retreat to some leafy suburb after creating said drama.
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6 years ago
^ lol
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6 years ago
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two_bitsIf there was a problem Yo, I'll solve it, Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it, nice spice baby, nice spice baby
^^A man who can't count?
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6 years ago
Hmmm...now who's forgetting they're married?
Are you cuckolding DC9248 already? Or will this be some kind of kinky TJ threesome?
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6 years ago
My sincere condolences on your late granddaddy, but did it ever occur to you that the heartache of having such shiftless progeny may have contributed to his demise?
At any rate, cretin, I am ready to meet you at the time and place of your choosing to give you the bare-knuckles thrashing you so richly deserve. gentleman_scholar has already agreed to act as my second.