Long Island strip clubs are in a CRISIS
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-Wade through a dozen of Trannies on the edison strip for a *chance* to fuck some 45 year old stripper that used be kinda hot in the 1990's.
-Get accosted by some Jamaican George Foreman look alike stripper at Le Cafe.
-The one upscale club, Gossip has so much GPS it might as well be a Garmin factory.
-It's amateur night every night (and not in the good way) at those shit tip parade bars way the fuck out east. It is just fucking pathetic.
-The one kind of normal club, Billy Dean's, you don't even get a door for the bathroom. CAN I TAKE A SHIT WITHOUT LOCKING EYES WITH THE FUCKING BARTENDER? CAN I GET A FUCKING DOOR? FUCK YOU BILLY DEAN.
/rant
-Get accosted by some Jamaican George Foreman look alike stripper at Le Cafe.
-The one upscale club, Gossip has so much GPS it might as well be a Garmin factory.
-It's amateur night every night (and not in the good way) at those shit tip parade bars way the fuck out east. It is just fucking pathetic.
-The one kind of normal club, Billy Dean's, you don't even get a door for the bathroom. CAN I TAKE A SHIT WITHOUT LOCKING EYES WITH THE FUCKING BARTENDER? CAN I GET A FUCKING DOOR? FUCK YOU BILLY DEAN.
/rant
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this will be an all-day planned affair. eat things like taco bell, grapes, egg whites, white castle.
then head to billy deans. after a while it is inevitable to take a real nasty shit. you're belly is aching real bad so you're going to the john max speed.
when shitting please make sure you don't do any of those courtesy flushes. once people start taking whiffs of your running cocktail then just maybe afterwards they'll finally install a door.
You need to try the clubs in Short Island - rumor has it they are superior
think another club will open up at the old gentleman's quarters spot in baldwin?