Smells of the Strip Club

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• Muddy

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  4 years ago

  Although to be fair, if you whiffed by asshole you could probably get me there
• shadowcat

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  4 years ago

  Did she bring the "smells of the strip club" OTC (outside of the club)? That would really have to be bad.
• TheeOSU

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  4 years ago

  I've run into stinky pussy and ass often in the clubs and it's a tremendous turn off! And being a selective guy I'm talking attractive women not some fat ugly sweat hogs which I 100% avoid.
  I find it puzzling how these chicks either can't smell their own stink or just DGAF but the most I'll do is tolerate one dance then that's the last money they'll get from me.
  
  OTC I've been luckier, I had a couple with a mild pussy or ass smell and even though it bothers me some it wasn't so bad that I cut them off but I politely and diplomatically told them about it and said I expected better if we were to meet again.
  
  Regarding myself, I'm 100% fresh when we meet and that includes my ass.
• pistola

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  4 years ago

  I’ve run into a couple of sour tarts. Last one my mini me was out and the smell wasn’t putrid, but it was a tad sour. She was bouncing all over it, no penetration. But when I got home I had to shower.
  
  Then there was this one gal that was a stone cold knockout on the body. Ran the game, got the digits, 2 weeks later she is in my bed and holy shit the parties came off and it smelled like moldy mildew towels. I just couldn’t. I had to stop returning her texts.
  
  I’ve always wondered if these girls can smell themselves? It’s obviously a yeast infection. 💁🏼
• Tetradon

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  4 years ago

  I don't do OTC, or eat pussy or ass in the club, and never caught a strong whiff of anything "down there" from any dancer. However, I've had dancers with the worst breath you can imagine. I politely excused myself.
  
  The times I've caught a whiff down under from civvie dates and girlfriends it's an instant woody killer.
• wallanon

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  4 years ago

  Yesterday I was at a club just to scout the lineup, but ended up doing two VIPs. Clubs around town are all screwed up right now so dancers are scattered at clubs they don't usually work at. The second time through VIP my preferred booth was occupied, so we went one over.
  
  As we sat down I immediately smelled something off. It wasn't putrid, but it was fresh and I didn't want it on me. The next song started and she immediately went from 0 to 60, so once I figured out it wasn't her I just rolled with it. It was probably something the guy in the booth before me ate.
  
  I realize it's disgusting, but am way past worrying about what's left behind.
• sinclair

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  4 years ago

  If you remember the Jenny Jones Show or listened to Shade45 on SiriusXM, you will be familiar with a guy named Rude Jude. He addressed this issue many times by admitting he would put lemon juice in his nose to cancel out the smell of a rotten pussy. He felt he had to fuck and eat pussy no matter how clean or unclean it was to keep his credibility as a playboy.
• Icey

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  4 years ago

  Thats more a reflection of the tupe of women you go for.
  
  Ive never had that problem
• skibum609

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  4 years ago

  Faggot Icey the bitch claimed to be leaving and yet she is still here whining like every progressive twat on earth.
• WavvyCain

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  4 years ago

  Where ya mask won’t smell a thing.
• Uprightcitizen

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  4 years ago

  I think people often become accustomed to their own odor and "nul it out" in their own senses. I am pretty damn fastidious about hygiene. But I recall once when I was in the army I was already a messy ball of drenched sweat and had to change uniforms immediately and all mine were in my laundry bag unwashed. I picked out two dry uniforms that I sensed had some odor but nothing significant so I put them on. The soldiers around me complained to me that I smelled and I was like wow I had no idea it was that bad. Not my proudest moment.
  
  It would not surprise me if a girl is in a constant state of being "dirty" she loses that sense that she has an odor problem.
• datinman

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  4 years ago

  "Ive never had that problem"
  Then Icey you haven't spent a lot of time around women. Pussy odors happen. They are created by normal flora and are influenced by clothing, sweat, stress, and hormones. It is not always related to the "type of women". Even healthy women with good hygiene will occasionally have a funky pussy.
• gobstopper007

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  4 years ago

  Pre Covid I went to tip this hot little spinner on stage. She was on her back and raised her g string area up so it was right in my face. I almost lost it - that funk came out and slapped me.
  
  When she came to thank me after her set she asked if she could sit down. That was one of the few time’s I’ve lied and said I was waiting for someone.
  
  I did see her at a later visit and she had definitely cleaned up nicely down there.
• gammanu95

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  4 years ago

  I'm high mileage, low-extras guy. The worst I've dealt with is BO and killya breath. My nose is pretty easily offended, so I think I would notice.
• aham5

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  4 years ago

  That stale sour pungent smell isn't yeast. Its usually Bacterial Vaginosis ( BV) . Easily treatable.
• Eve

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  4 years ago

  Thankfully, I've never encountered a foul flower during my time mongering and being on the receiving end of getting dances. I hold hygiene as one of the top priorities in socializing, up close or not.
  
  It doens't always mean she's got something though. Vaginas are easily upset. If a girl's just in the shower and the wrong type of soap trickles down past her lips, there's a chance it'll be angry the following evening or morning.
• rattdog

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  4 years ago

  i've been fortunate. over hundred of girls i've interacted with. surprisingly maybe about 6-7 of them had some of kind of odor issue. but these 2 stood out the most.
  
  first one was a waitress who does dances. first time i've seen her so a newbie. asked her 2-3 times if she wanted to play in the back. each time she would reply that she really couldn't in a strange kind of way. i had a bad feeling about it but you know it goes with the new ones - you just want to find out.
  
  i ask her one last time and she finally agrees. onto the room we go. we enter and she closes the door. she has leggings on. she will not push them down. after nagging her 2-3x she finally obliged. WHOOOOOFF!!!! the waft of pussy/ass stank bombed the entire room. "oh god pull up your pants on" i told her. gave her the $20 and i got the fuck out of there.
  
  the second one was a habitual stinker. i noticed during the last few weeks of her working at my fave club that she appeared to have stopped taking baths.showers before showing up to work. i talked to a few girls about her and they all said that some customers were actually complaining about her.
  
  i don't remember how i started this issue with her, but her response was, "i do that because i can." after that i just avoided her totally.
• shailynn

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  4 years ago

  One night (in the middle of a blizzard) I'm in a hotel room in Toronto. I had pre-booked a smoking hot escort for the night. To people in Canada a "blizzard" is light snow.
  
  Anyway the escort rode a fucking bus all the way up from St. Catharines (1+ hours away) in the middle of this snowstorm and showed up almost 3 hours late. It was almost 1 am in the morning, she hopped in the shower and when she came out she stunk up the room. I was so disappointed, there, I have a 19 year old solid "9" in the room with "something wrong" downstairs.