Word on the street among TUSCLers and no homo, but apparently UprightCitizen

is supposed to be some super handsome dude. I haven’t met him yet I can’t verify but this what people tell me.

Well two things 1. How did we let somebody like this infiltrate our ranks? We only accept Ungodly hideous and below.

And 2. I don’t know whether to be jealous or LOL all day at that fact that some guy looking like Richard Gere is coming up in these strip clubs paying top dollar for pussy.