Using injury, illness, disease to your advantage for guilt sex

16 comments

• 8TM

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  3 years ago

  Honestly it makes me think…if there are any strippers out there who haven’t had covid yet, some % of them might want to catch the virus on purpose and get it over with instead of getting the vax
• nicespice

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  3 years ago

  Some people might still believe the pandemic is a hoax and just a way to establish one world government.
  
  Maybe try telling them you have AIDS instead 🙂
• Cashman1234

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  3 years ago

  This seems like a bad idea even for this site. It’s best to be safe.
• Icee Loco (asshole)

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  3 years ago

  Guilt tripping only works when they feel guilty and if they do its for a reason. Go for it
• Call.Me.Ishmael

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  3 years ago

  Muddy said "Have any of you guys tried milking some of these various sicknesses and/or injuries?"
  
  Nope. Sounds like a horrible thing to do.
• ATACdawg

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  3 years ago

  Well, I hear that the Delta strain can affect one's thought processes.....🤯
• goldmongerATL

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  3 years ago

  Tell them you caught the Delta strain because you flew on Delta. I actually met a blonde (not even a stripper) who thought it was the Delta strain because Delta employees did not have to get vaxxed and were spreading it. I would have tried to explain Greek letters, but she is not that kind of girl.
• Lone_Wolf

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  3 years ago

  Lol. Funny.
  
  This Delta is nuts. I think the populas is tuning it out but shits almost as bad as the peak.
• Call.Me.Ishmael

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  3 years ago

  If you complain about ROBs but then try something like this, then you deserve more ROBs in your life.
• DoctorPhil.

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  3 years ago

  Mr. Muddy, have you considered telling the strippers that you were dropped on your head as a child? Because this is the kind of idea that a guy who was repeatedly dropped on his head as a child would come up with.
  
  On the other hand, don’t worry. I suspect they know about the whole being dropped on your head thing based on other shit you say.
  
  Just make sure you tell ‘em you have covid. Kinda like the way you tell ‘em that you have herpes simplex IX.
  
  You’re welcome.
• whodey

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  3 years ago

  Never tried it with a contagious illness because I don't think I would want to fuck a girl that wants to fuck someone because they have a contagious illness.
  
  However, earlier this year when I was stuck at home with a broken leg I did respond to a few "come see me" texts from dancers by telling them that I couldn't because of my leg but I would be glad to have them come over to my place for some OTC fun. Only one took me up on the offer but it was a fun afternoon.
• Cashman1234

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  3 years ago

  You could try the line from Johnny Dangerously - “I am handicapped - I’m psychotic!” That might work better than covid.
• JamesSD

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  3 years ago

  Just try texting that you have too much money and need to get rid of some of it and see how fast the pigeons flock.
• gSteph

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  3 years ago

  So - no one, not one, wanted to pee on you 😒 ?
• Icee Loco (asshole)

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  3 years ago

  A pity fuck is more ethical than waiting til rent time and coercing broke girls.
• jackslash

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  3 years ago

  Don't hold your breath. Get well soon.