Using injury, illness, disease to your advantage for guilt sex

Honestly it makes me think…if there are any strippers out there who haven’t had covid yet, some % of them might want to catch the virus on purpose and get it over with instead of getting the vax

Some people might still believe the pandemic is a hoax and just a way to establish one world government.

Maybe try telling them you have AIDS instead 🙂

This seems like a bad idea even for this site. It’s best to be safe.

Guilt tripping only works when they feel guilty and if they do its for a reason. Go for it

Muddy said "Have any of you guys tried milking some of these various sicknesses and/or injuries?"

Nope. Sounds like a horrible thing to do.

Well, I hear that the Delta strain can affect one's thought processes.....🤯

Tell them you caught the Delta strain because you flew on Delta. I actually met a blonde (not even a stripper) who thought it was the Delta strain because Delta employees did not have to get vaxxed and were spreading it. I would have tried to explain Greek letters, but she is not that kind of girl.

Lol. Funny.

This Delta is nuts. I think the populas is tuning it out but shits almost as bad as the peak.

If you complain about ROBs but then try something like this, then you deserve more ROBs in your life.

Mr. Muddy, have you considered telling the strippers that you were dropped on your head as a child? Because this is the kind of idea that a guy who was repeatedly dropped on his head as a child would come up with.

On the other hand, don’t worry. I suspect they know about the whole being dropped on your head thing based on other shit you say.

Just make sure you tell ‘em you have covid. Kinda like the way you tell ‘em that you have herpes simplex IX.

You’re welcome.

Never tried it with a contagious illness because I don't think I would want to fuck a girl that wants to fuck someone because they have a contagious illness.

However, earlier this year when I was stuck at home with a broken leg I did respond to a few "come see me" texts from dancers by telling them that I couldn't because of my leg but I would be glad to have them come over to my place for some OTC fun. Only one took me up on the offer but it was a fun afternoon.

You could try the line from Johnny Dangerously - “I am handicapped - I’m psychotic!” That might work better than covid.

Just try texting that you have too much money and need to get rid of some of it and see how fast the pigeons flock.

So - no one, not one, wanted to pee on you 😒 ?

A pity fuck is more ethical than waiting til rent time and coercing broke girls.

Don't hold your breath. Get well soon.