I'm surprised more strippers don't look for info on here
Muddy
USA
Although maybe there's a lot of throwaway accounts I wouldn't be aware of. But look at the other option. I was stalking...browsing, yes browsing stripperweb the other day. It looks like they really don't have any daily posters. Weekly or monthly posters might be a thing but other than that that DB seems pretty dead. And that club reviews section is a joke. Hardly any relevant/recent reviews and the ones they do have are like google review level stuff. And lets be honest don't some of those strippers deep down know at the bottom of their hearts they are all sort of lying to each other?
Meanwhile over here...
A bunch of recent content coming in everyday. Wanna know what kind of customers come through? Check. How busy it usually is? Check. What your fellow dancers look like? Check. Wanna know if it's an extras club? CHECK. To me there's just way more to find out about clubs ahead of time on here then anywhere else.
And honestly on here, there's more bickering/in fighting/drama than any strip club I know of. The girls will fit right in.
Yes you do have some weirdos, no doubt. Maybe only like 10% though. The rest of us are just looking for bargain bin hand jobs, that's really it. It's a merry crew other than that, just everybody hates each other if that makes any sense. My point here is I think we need to start recruiting a little more so we can get some more boobie pics in the photos section M I RITE?!?!?
Meanwhile over here...
A bunch of recent content coming in everyday. Wanna know what kind of customers come through? Check. How busy it usually is? Check. What your fellow dancers look like? Check. Wanna know if it's an extras club? CHECK. To me there's just way more to find out about clubs ahead of time on here then anywhere else.
And honestly on here, there's more bickering/in fighting/drama than any strip club I know of. The girls will fit right in.
Yes you do have some weirdos, no doubt. Maybe only like 10% though. The rest of us are just looking for bargain bin hand jobs, that's really it. It's a merry crew other than that, just everybody hates each other if that makes any sense. My point here is I think we need to start recruiting a little more so we can get some more boobie pics in the photos section M I RITE?!?!?
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The primary issue that TUSCL does not cover is working conditions: what is the tip out? are dance cards required? what are the working conditions.
i am not saying tuscl isnt entertaining. it is very entertaining. but the only useful thing a stripper might glean is that if a guy wearing a tattered suit comes into the club and tries to grease a manager u should stay away
especially if he has a life size sex doll of ron desantis riding shotgun in his car
I think the only thing that members can do is simply BE NICE to any and all strippers that post here. Even if she's not their type. There's always a few knuckleheads that will troll a stripper in a thread or post lewd comments to stripper pics in their profiles. This doesn't help encourage strippers to participate here.
Agree that we don’t roll out the welcome mat. We attack girls on the discussion board and nitpick their pics. If they’re already disinclined to post, we certainly don’t help. I’m not suggesting we need to be fake, maybe just if you’re not going to say something nice, don’t say anything at all.
The regular posters (in this section) aren’t the usual club goers. But by checking the reviews, it would allow a dancer to get a decent understanding of the perception of the club. Obviously, she would need to filter out the noise of some crappy reviews, but folks need to do that even when reading Amazon reviews.
I think SW is too much of a clique that forces dancers to conform to a specific persona. It might be a more honest club view on TUSCL - in the reviews section. A lurker dancer could easily research area clubs, and learn a lot here.
I used to use stripclublist and that was a shit show, so that isn’t useful.
I doubt the SW types would be helpful in directing dancers to this site (for honest customer information).
Most TUSCL members want to know which clubs have hot strippers who give free blowjobs to older customers.
Not a lot of crossover information.
Most TUSCL members want to know which clubs have hot strippers who give free blowjobs to older customers.
Not a lot of crossover information.”
I will never forget the day somebody on stripperweb wrote out a long post about how all forms of in the club extras is not acceptable. Not even, “I don’t like it but can hustle my way around it” or anything. Just that it shouldn’t exist ever.
…But then in another thread immediately after recommending Club Desire (yes THAT Club Desire that gets a billion tuscl reviews) as a classy club where everybody is like family and it’s a great place to work. 🙃
Bacon!
Some dancers start using the discussion boards, but then disappear quickly when they have an opinion that guy(s) here don't like and they get hounded on every single thread they start or comment on. In some instances, the dancer's thin skin is at fault, but it's also true that I have yet to see a dancer come on here and not pick up one or two virtual hate stalkers or creepers. The easy culprit for this behavior has been SJG, but in all fairness he's far from the only one.
It's not a welcoming place for dancers and interacting with customers here doesn't yield enough benefit to make it worth it. So, I suspect that most dancers will keep an account just for occasional research.
It’s not nice to roast ugly dancers when they post pics, but some kind of quality control is needed around here.
Bacon!!
But I agree with what Muddy was saying- we need more dancer pics
Let’s say you have an average dancer, say a 7 out of 10. She does just great at the club because (in my experience) past being a 7 by most customer standards there is a certain amount of diminishing returns where being hotter helps, but other stuff qualities became way more important for making money.
She does well at the club consistently. But she puts up a pic and barely anybody comments. Meanwhile professional airbrushed pics from Longball or Grand gets ton of acknowledgment. Why deal with that and stick with what you’re good at? (Getting compliments AND real money at the club)
Let’s say you have a dancer whose physical appeal is more niche, congrats you can deal with way negative comments, including from some screen names others already mentioned. Heck, you can be conventionally attractive by tuscl standards (white spinner who appears younger) and still not be immune to that. Example: waffle and whoever was complaining that she had resting bitch face
Let’s say you have a phenomenally conventionally attractive dancer who takes amazing photos: Wah wah wah onlyfans sucks !! Pictures are not worth paying for ! I get it there are a some individuals who quietly go against that narrative…but still the seething rhetoric can be a turn off.
Where is the incentive to upload more than the occasional selfie if bored enough?
Anyway, the only two dancers on here who seem to get past all that is Caramel Starr (who has over 160 images posted) and LinzeeDet, but they spend almost zero time on the discussion boards and only use TUSCL for marketing.
Photos of themselves without trying to draw traffic to their
Profession. Like SJG says. they do it for the expression like an artist, not a beggar.
Just be happy with the ones that do hang around.
Many months ago a dancer did write a review of a club with these sorts of details, clearly identifying as a dancer. A couple of members harshly criticized her for providing useless info. Although some other members did defend her and thank her for her contribution, I’m sure it was hardly a welcoming experience.
We pretty much all claim not to be that whale, and chastise each other for paying too much for too little.
They'd probably be interested in getting to know us so they know who to avoid...
The reason why they don't "break up the sausagefest" here on the discussion boards is because they are often treated like shit.
And the reason why many don't post a lot (or any) images is because they are often treated like shit.
The disconnect that you're possibly experiencing is that for *us* as customers, strip clubs are about fun and leisure. For the dancers, it's their work. And though there's some variability as to how much a given dancer loves or hates their job, it's still their job. It's something they have to do to earn money. Why the hell would anyone come to a website about their job and spend any time at all on the parts of that website where they're probably going to be treated like shit? That's not how human nature works.
They are here, and they do use the TUSCL only insofar as it helps them look up info about clubs and what sort of customers and cash they can expect from a club. After that ... they leave and go to the websites that are about fun and leisure for *them*.
And that's not here.
I know there are many dancers with profiles - and who are verified.
I would think there are a good number of dancers who don’t create dancer profiles - and they lurk and read reviews.
I would doubt they would have any interest in the discussions - as they would need to weed through a lot of non pertinent posts to find a tiny bit of useful information.
SJG
Hot looking girl in white.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpSdePGg…
SJG
Credit goes to Chandler - once a great regular contributor
Probably the most accurate assessment ever posted
chandler
May 22, 2007
The life cycle of strippers posting actually follows a very predictable 10 Stage course:
Stage 1 - Toe-Dipping: Tentative initial posts. Nothing earthshaking. Only indirectly identifies herself as a stripper.
Stage 2 - Gaining Traction: Posts something that sounds "refreshing" from stripper perspective, gets positive feedback and begins to gain confidence.
Stage 3 - Basking in the Attention: PLs trip over each other to enter into dialog with a real, live online stripper. (Ooh!) Pepper her with questions, sing her praises for deigning to answer.
Stage 4 - Payoff: Discloses where she works. PLs on pilgramage report back how she's every bit as wonderful in person.
Stage 5 - Holding Court: Now a board celebrity, she attains full princess status. Threads are titled after her. Every word receives gushing praise.
Stage 6 - Backlash: Some cynics get sick of all the fawning, and the princess gets bored with both the cynics and the ass-kissers. Big ugly turmoil ensues.
Stage 7 - Rehab: Every life cycle should have this stage. Not sure what happens here.
Stage 8 - Diminishing Returns: Begins to realize the first wave of pilgrims are as good a payoff as she's ever gonna see for all her slumming with the boys.
Stage 9 - Fade Out: Only posts you see for a while are occasional "I'm still here" reminders, then nothing.
Stage 10 - Beatification: After some time, we notice she's not around anymore. Then, it's, "Remember Princess? She was wonderful. How come we never get dancers like her to post here anymore?"
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The obnoxious posters are a vocal minority tho. I think I’ve said it before that the discussion board is like 10% insightful and 90% nonsense…which is similar to stripperweb but at least this site has more activity.
At this point tho it’s tough to completely disengage from this site. Especially with PMs and the like. Not everybody is comfortable text messaging or other platforms.
I’ve never recommended tuscl per say to anybody. I do remember mentioning meeting up with somebody from this site, and the dancer in question asked about here. I think it was because the clubs were being slow and she wanted to expand out. I definitely encouraged getting access to reviews but with her body type I did say have thick skin if you were going to come here to advertise specifically. San Antonio men have different beauty ideals than what a vocal group here has, and didn’t want her to get upset at being called “fat” No idea if she ever made an account but she’s clearly never posted anywhere.
In my months of browsing I can absolutely say there are dancers (new or seasoned) perusing this website for intel but it's as someone else already mentioned. MANY dancers don't have a 'plan' whether that be a financial security plan or even just a 'preparation' plan. And I also think that has a lot to do with the avg stripper age as well. Not that some people under 24 don't have that where-with-all about them but it's a small percentage in regards to many endeavors in general.
THAT being said i saw someone ask 'what use would a site like this be?'
Well if the dancer is even half business minded. Reviews are exceptionally valuable.
A club with multiple reviews mentioning unfriendly girls? Well if that's the club you end up at one way or another you'll instantly boost yourself by having a warm personality.
Not enough skilled dancers? Increase your value by taking a pole class or dance class
Mediocre lapdances? Too pushy? etc. etc.
A negative review is simply a positive review waiting for someone to make it happen.
Of course there's the factor of 'assuming you're the customers type'. Yes. of course. But if it's thin blonde 1 with the bad attitude vs thin blonde 2 who is super sweet, thin blonde two has made herself more marketable. (to most. Some people actually -want- that mean girl and that's fine too. I just personally wouldn't market myself that niche if i'm trying to make money )
Anyway all that to say.
If I'm here. I"m sure there are others. We just don't typically have much reason to make our presence known here haha.
But I personally appreciate this site existing. It makes me feel i'm going into this even a wee bit less blindly. (this and youtube and other resources but hey, you can never have too many perspectives)
As far as more tit pics, sure, we’d love the eye candy. But unlike a dancer being on here to glean info, what would motivate them to be generous in showing off the titties here? Think of any other profession, say an accountant. A small percentage of them may maintain a website with some general articles. But an accountant gets paid by their knowledge in keeping organized track of finances as well as tax law. The accountant expects to be paid for anything beyond a bit of general info. A stripper makes money showing herself naked. What would motivate her to give that away here, knowing she’s going to get some dumb fucks and assholes giving her shit without making a buck?
If you’re not emotionally ready to apply to a club, then that’s no problem. Take as much time as you need and there are plenty of opportunities out there for money, many I’m sure even better than dancing.
But knowing how you want to engage your customers, what exactly your boundaries are: in relation with other club staff, how willing are you are with customers physically, and how much you’re willing to deal with customers emotions and egoes mentally.
Do you want to go balls to the wall and chase the highest dollars or do you prefer pleasant lower stress environments?
How much do you want to avoid substances, do you prefer champagne rooms/quick dance sales/stage money the most, what do you do to stave off burnout when actually dancing?
Those are all *very* personal things based off you that no amount of guidance from others can help in a significant way.
If you WANT to dance but don’t feel “ready” from a knowledge standpoint, I’d say it’s way valuable to get into a club anyways while continuing to look up on whatever you want to look at. Nothing high pressure. Just plan on once a week until you feel ready for more.
At least this is assuming you’re already at a legal age to get into a club already. If you’re holding back because you’re not legal age, then it’s a good idea to pursue a certification in something now so you have a fallback if you decide you don’t feel like going to the club for several days or weeks. There are a LOT of stripper perspectives that would agree with that.
Anyways if you end up at a club and put up a pic or two (face optional), and say which one it is, I have a feeling you will be VERY popular on here. 🙂
P.S. if you want to have access to reviews which would be a BIG help, feel free to get verified now. Founder doesn’t require any proof of actually being in a club.
We get in the room, and she starts talking about how she keeps reading that she has GPS but is really not a prude. At this point I haven't asked for anything and she's just stripping down naked in front of me. Then she comes back around to GPS and actually motions to her lady bits while saying "golden..." before trailing off and looking at me. In that moment I became very aware of my body language, because obviously I know what GPS stands for and found it wildly fascinating to hear a dancer talking about her reviews. Did I have a tell?
Probably something I'd done in the hour we'd been talking had gotten her attention and I was being tested. I don't think she'd connected me to a specific screen name, but gathered she wanted to know if I'd picked her because I'd read about her on a place like TUSCL. So I spun it back around as she was setting her panties down and asked about whether she could read about herself online. Then she started talking about a couple of sites before pausing again. She leaned in and looked me in the eyes, smiled, then seemed to do a mental shrug as she got into her VIP set. And no, she wasn't a prude.
I’m still on my best behavior.
I know it’s only a matter of time before I get banned - or worse.
I think the main thing to dancing anymore is being ok with the shit you are doing. Pretty much most clubs in most cities you have to deal with touching. Are you ok being touched? Or is it some areas that are ok to touch others not or just nowhere at all? Or maybe the touching is ok for X amount of money. Only you will know what feels right. And even "no touch" clubs you gotta deal with being touched or dudes trying to touch or this and that. And guys asking stupid questions or trying to waste your time.
Are you ok with going on stage and most dudes in most places most of the time are super fucking entitled and expect the world for bullshit tipping?
Are you ok with the idea of working out/eating right/getting plastic surgery/bleaching your hair/ having hella game just to be passed up for some fat and ugly 3/10 that will do things you would never do?
Can you stop yourself from jumping some dumbass prostitutes who ruin shit for you when you are both alone?
Stripping is fucking easy. Getting naked and going on stage is easy. SElling dances is hella easy. Rooms- easy or not depends where you are and when and how much you put up w/ or are willing to do- sometimes hella easy sometimes hella hard.
The job itself is retarded fucking easy. Way easier than bullshit grunt level w2. It's other things about this job that are bull shit imo and other the past year or so it has gotten so much more bullshit with all these messy hookers just being so messy and open anymore fuuuck.
or honestly dominatrix
or escort.
but please if you escort keep that shit out of the club.
definitely this is an interesting discussion.