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6 years ago
Funniest dialogue in Pulp Fiction IMO, and for bonus points uses the word swine:
Vincent: Want some bacon?
Jules: No man, I don't eat pork.
Vincent: Are you Jewish?
Jules: Nah, I ain't Jewish, I just don't dig on swine, that's all.
Vincent: Why not?
Jules: Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals.
Vincent: Bacon tastes gooood. Pork chops taste gooood.
Jules: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker. Pigs sleep and root in shit. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got enough sense enough to disregard its own feces.
Vincent: How about a dog? Dogs eats its own feces.
Jules: I don't eat dog either.
Vincent: Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal?
Jules: I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy but they're definitely dirty. But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way.
Vincent: Ah, so by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filthy animal. Is that true?
Jules: Well we'd have to be talkin' about one charmin' motherfuckin' pig. I mean he'd have to be ten times more charmin' than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I'm sayin'?
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6 years ago
Using word "swine" might've improved the punch line
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6 years ago
-->"But every attractive stripper is propositioned in various ways all the time."
Was at a club last week getting dances from a stripper new to me at a non-ITC extras FN club. She was fun and straightforward. As part of the straightforward conversation, I asked her how many times per shift or per week she gets asked to fuck OTC. She said every single shift at least once. Said sometimes question is a direct wanna fuck OTC, sometimes it's cloaked (such as "Do you do private shows?"). I'd never asked a dancer that before and didn't know what the answer would be, but the answer doesn't surprise me.
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6 years ago
-->"Posts like this make you look like his little bitch."
Don't violate one of Subra's two hallowed commandments, even if this board isn't a strip club!
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6 years ago
-->"Cowboys don’t play in Dallas. Dolphins don’t play in Miami. Didn’t look up any others but I suppose there may be more."
^49ers don't play in San Francisco.
Good for Cleveland, team is going for it to win now. Might crash and burn but at least they're trying.
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6 years ago
Yes, SD has an underwhelming strip club scene and is certainly not a SC destination. But when you’re there and either have less than 2 hours to kill or are with pals who don’t wanna cross the border, but you still wanna do some clubbing then it’s alright. It just sucks in comparison to TJ.
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6 years ago
My dear old dad had an alternate phrase for nitpicking. He phrased it as “picking fly shit out of pepper,” which as a kid always cracked me up
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6 years ago
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CristobalI give in to sin because you have to make this life livable
IMPLO - add it to the glossary
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6 years ago
For those of us who've had an RIL experience, that's the nexus. Sexual attraction +Emotional Entanglement = RIL vulnerability.
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6 years ago
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flagoonerEverything written by this member is a fact.
I did get a trust from a user that has no reviews and no posts. I assume it's from a dancer wrote favorably about in one of my reviews. Ain't my CF though because I've never mentioned her in a review.
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6 years ago
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flagoonerEverything written by this member is a fact.
My CF probably would but I doubt she’s aware of this site, and even if she were she’s unlikely to burn time reading it.
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6 years ago
—>@loper: "I told her I had to stop because I would if I didn't, and all her stripper ears heard were "cum" and she immediately said that I owed her a hundred.“
Was at a club this week getting some high friction dances from a new girl, and at dance #8 I was about to pop and wasn’t covered (I don’t like LDK in pants), and told her slow down a bit or I’m gonna pop. She then exclaimed “Baseball!,” “Double play!” and other sports terms - that cracked me up and so I played along and exclaimed a few sports terms of my own, and she said ya I used to do that to my boyfriend when we were fucking and I wanted him to continue riding me cuz I wasn’t done yet. Then she said I don’t mind if you cum it’s what you’re here for anyway so enjoy yourself.
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6 years ago
Girls that overpromise and underdeliver.
ID scan is a dealbreaker for me also. Only been denied entry once when ID scan demanded by door guy. A few times, slipping guy a $5 to look at ID but not scan it has worked.
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6 years ago
All depends on how intensely you want the extras from her at the higher mileage club and whether you think she does the extras you want.
If you wanna buy what you think she’s selling, don’t play mind games, be direct, and consider letting it play out live at that other club instead of texting it through in advance.
If club’s conveniently located to you, ask her when she’s on shift and go there. Say what it is you’re looking for and if she quotes you stupid ass high price, tell her nope, that you’ve done your research, know what the pricing is and it’s $X and is she down or not. If you get the price you want, have some fun. If you don’t get the price you want, have some fun with some other girls of your choice there.
Either she’ll come around or she won’t. Never know unless you try.
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6 years ago
@loper, you’ve really heard a stripper attempt to assess a $100 cumming surcharge? That’s a novel strippe approach, I wonder how many dumbass PLs have actually paid the surcharge.
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6 years ago
I’ve never seen a male bartender in a strip club - that would be lame. Eye candy female bartenders are good for club vibe
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6 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
—>”I find that shit so annoying and not really genuine to begin with”
Exactly. The people you’re dining with know it’s your birthday and that’s all that matters. However there are those who enjoy being celebrated publicly - not my thing, but whatever.
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6 years ago
*stoopid
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6 years ago
@nina: "But, when you smoke weed again don't mix it with alcohol (or if you're drinking, just do 1 or 2 drinks) or else you could get the spins which is awful.“
So the spins is what happened to me at the club those 2 time?! Both times I’d had a bunch to drink at club and this dancer I like always offers me to hit her pen. Made me spin both times. One of the times I was upstairs at club waiting for it to wear off, this girl walks up to me says “wanna dance,” I said sorry youre adorable but I’ll have to pass cuz I’m so fucking high. She was a good sport sat with me a while while we laughed and talked, some types of weed makes everything funny, some makes me stopped. I rarely smoke
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6 years ago
A beer or a cocktail most nights, occasionally 2.
When out with friends, 4-6 drinks is easy over course of night. When clubbing, 2-3.
Last time I barfed from drinking: my bachelor party.
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6 years ago
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steeldog65I swear, it's just shrinkage due the cold
I’m not seeing the downside unless you simply don’t want her in your house or are concerned she’ll rummage through your shit while you’re taking the trash out or in the shower or otherwise occupied.
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6 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Mamisan disappeared same time as shailynn. Shailynn was cool. Mamisan was awesome, made me laugh out loud a few times.
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6 years ago
flagooner’s last bit of observations and advice are spot on
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6 years ago
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JohnTitordon't sweat the petty things-pet the sweaty things
"Don't eat asparagus. Eat pineapple.”
I read an interview of Sasha Grey in Rolling Stone or some other mag and that was her response. She also said alcohol makes it taste bad
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6 years ago
^*stage name