Comments by DeclineToState (page 28)

@gawker, did you consider hitting a nearby club as your plan B?

^Ya, I’d like me some of that pure profit as a business model, especially in a cash heavy business like SC where us PLs don’t use credit cards (course, if SCs didn’t commit so much credit card fraud or didn’t have such high upcharge for credit card use, maybe we would. BTW, my drink minimum experience was at your fave dayshift club. It was a slow weekend afternoon and so I wasn’t shocked at the drink minimum, which I’d never experienced there.

Meant to say: "Estafador, don't you mean strippers are the meat of the business and the drinks are the potatoes?"

Estafador, don't you mean the meat of the business and the drinks are the potatoes? I've never clubbed at a place that has a drink minimum as club policy. Only time I've been confronted with a drink minimum was recently, I was at entry of club, door guy said there's only a few girls in here so you have to buy 2 drinks and tip the girls. There was also a $15 cover. I always drink (at TL clubs) and always tip, so the door guy's stated minimum was not a barrier. I said to him let me poke my head inside and see the girls on shift. I did and the girls were 5s so I bounced to another club nearby that had hotter and higher stripper population

I’ve never seen $100 dropped on stage @ Hustler SF. Or Penthouse SF. Rare at Gold Club SF but I’ve seen it. She must be crazy hot for that to happen.

Lucky you. I’ve never paid below club rate for dances, and it’s the mileage at club price that makes the girl worth it for me. You’re getting both - discount and good mileage. Considering you’ve been paying girl #1 $60 with tip for the two $25 dances, I suspect she was targeting $70 for the 2 dances post-price increase.

^^The Rev lacks color? His posts are quite colorful. Lacking community? Who cares, he’s often hilarious, always entertaining.

Carefully concealed road sodas on drive to ball game or SC, pretty much every time

Generally no. Except for bouncing, which I dislike and so I'll ask nicely to stop the bouncing

2 clubs in Boston, Centerfolds (topless) and Glass Slipper (full nude) across the street. Chicks at Centerfolds are hot but there's little to no touching allowed during dances and so for me it was a drink-and-watch place my 2 visits there. I'm uncertain how much touching available in rooms. Haven't been to Glass Slipper but has reputation for ugly chicks. If you want to touch and not just look, you'll have to go elsewhere. There was a brief discussion thread on this same topic last year, found here: https://www.tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=58906 If you use the search function on tuscl home page, you will find earlier discussion on same topic

Not so much thoughts on islands, but questions Are the sandwiches in the Sandwich Islands any good? Is every day a holiday on Christmas Island? Are the locals civilized in the Society Islands? Are the Greater Antilles really all that great, and is it better there than in the Lesser Antilles? Are there no women on Male island in the Maldives? Is everyone in the Cook Islands proficient in food preparation? Is everyone in the Solomon Islands wise? And do they split babies there? Is the rye bread really all that good on Great Rye Island, or is the naming just a Chamber of Commerce ploy to attract pro-gluten tourists? Do both sets of Channel Islands have excellent satellite TV reception? Are there Inner Banks between the Outer Banks and the North Carolina coast? How many islands are actually in the Thousand Islands? Are there an excessive number of financial institutions in the Banks Islands?

I find it super fun to club with friends. Friends + alcohol + hot scantily clad women = the fun trifecta. Confidentiality is key and not many guys can keep damn mouths shut so that limits the population. There’s 2 guys I club with but not frequently cuz they live distant. Took a close friend recently, we had a blast and he wants to go more but can’t / won’t because the dummy has his phones “share my location” synched with all family members. And yes we share info freely. Nothing to hide. None of us cares if one gets better mileage than the other.

At same school, there was a young nun (mid 20s) who taught art and music. In music class, she would play records (Eagles greatest hits, Fleetwood Mac - no Led Zeppeling or AC/DC). She was awesome.

Like the Reverend, I attended Catholic school K-8. It was a convent school and about half the teachers were nuns that lived in the convent on school grounds. Great education. Overwhelming majority of the nuns were kind and displayed admirable behaviors of the biblical Jesus they served. One exception was the nun I had for K and 1st grade. Excellent educator in school subjects (math, reading, etc.) but a horrible unkind witch in personality and whose primary discipline method was shaming and berating children in front of rest of class. We'd have all been better off with a substitute teacher that was a worse educator but a better person. We all survived, but with bad memories of her disciplinary methods.

Nice review, thank you. Was in Three Forks once, too bad I didn’t realize this place exists

Witt. Athletic, natural boobs, and exotic face

The duck face look that comes with most enhanced lips to me is distracting and not in a good way - if the girl has it, it's the only thing I see even if she has other good features. No thank you

I counted em (at least the ones I can remember). 22

I don't have the fever, so 7. If I had the fever she'd be an 8

^Problem with those Yelp reviews is they’re all club ads. desertscrub told me so.

Mountain biking in 1990s, narrow cliffside trail with a switchback that on the right had a 60 foot drop. Blew it on the switchback and went over edge headfirst while clipped into pedals - a few feet down and down and upside down grabbed a tree root that broke fall, lifted feet out of pedals and let bike drop to bottom, my pal reached his hand down and pulled me up.

1. Preference for shaven, some hair is fine just not hippie long (which I've never encountered in a club). 2. All of the listed hygiene items - shower, shave, brushed teeth, cologne. And decently dressed, business casual, long sleeve shirt, no jeans because I don't want to inhibit the good grind I seek from her

this is probably the most detailed review I've ever seen get a vote down for not enough details

If like you I had indicated the $30 touching dance that's on the VIP entryway sign and gotten the $20 no-touching product that's also on the sign and that you got from her, I would've likely given her $20and saw how that shook out. And agreed, this good club would be way better with private rooms.

@Sgrayeff's reviews have a flair and unique style. They're entertaining.