Comments by PeterEaster

^Hopefully his legal advice is more up to date, lol

The George Washington University Undergraduate Law Review https://www.gwprelaw.com/undergraduate-law-review-1

The Georgetown University Undergraduate Law Review https://guulr.com/

I’m more of a Caroline Wozniacki fan http://www.espn.com/espnw/feature/23519723/why-reaching-no-1-enough-caroline-wozniacki

Yes, but, damn....handmade gifts! :-)

I don't equate having a preference for dancer type (e.g, latinas, big booty AA girls, skinny white chicks, etc) as being racist.

^^Sounds like someone is jealous that another dancer is getting all the guys attention ;)

@Papi_Chulo - Yes, happened when I first tried to log in this afternoon. Like you I had a momentary sense of panic when I saw the dreaded "Please Stand By," screen, lol.

Haha, yeah, not that DMV... Unfortunately the chances of the DC or NoVA clubs becoming Follies-like dens of inquity with rampant extras are slim and none. Too tightly regulated by the ABCs (alcohol and beverage commissions), and can't image any owner wanting to risk their liquor license. Maybe in MD? Possibly an uptick in OTC from new dancers, although I don't know how many new girls the clubs can realistically take on. Most of the times I go the dancers already out-number the customers 2:1.

$20 for cover, door girl tip, 1st drink & waitress tip, so that's my minimum cost of just going to the club. Another $25-$30 if I buy a fav drinks and a bite to eat.

Lots of good comments here, especially K, GoVikings, and Dolfan. The only thing I would add is that even if you are more on the CF end of the spectrum, it can be a good thing for your CF to see you with other dancers occasionally. Last week I got to the club early and a day girl I know came over and joined me. I bought her a drink and we chatted till shift change. I didn't notice my CF had come onto the floor until she came up behind me, wrapped her arms tightly around me and kissed me on the cheek. After the other dancer left, my CF said, "oh, so you know Brittany?" and was extra attentive and affectionate for the rest of my visit.

Well, in the club dancers are always coming up to me and saying "hey handsome, want some company?" so I must be at least a 9, right?

"And in the low-touch clubs I go to, I actually touch her far more at the table, than I could in a $20 lapdance!" That's true in my regular club as well. The $20 2-4-1 table dances done on the floor are strictly no touch, and enforced by the manager and bouncers. OTOH, if you're just sitting with a dancer you can canoodle with her and no-one says a word.

"I plan on working until I'm no longer physically able or can't get the kind of job I want, which I'm expecting to be into my late 60s or early 70s. There's a guy in his 70's in our office. He's retired from the company, but came back to work as a "consultant." He comes and goes as he pleases, often comes in at 10 am unshaved and looking like he just got out of bed. However, he's the organization's single expert on a highly exoteric technical area. If you ask him a question he launches into a long winded explanation so that people get bored, give up and leave him alone. It would probably take 6 months to a year to spin someone else up to his level, plus no one wants to do it anyway, so he can work here as long as he likes. I want to be that guy when I'm his age, lol.

Wow, reading this and some other similar threads makes me realize I'm on a different plane then a lot of you spending wise. There's a half-dozen or so dancers at my regular club that will sit with me for 1-2 hours for the cost of a drink, some stage tips, and one or two dances ($40-$60 total). There's probably an equal number that are aware of my spending habits and studiously avoid me, but I'm okay with that.

That buttoned-down guy in the office, the one in a sweater vest and horn-rimmed glasses, the last person anyone would suspect of going to a strip club - that's me, lol, and the way I like to keep it. One day in the office break room someone asked me if I had change for a $5 for the soda machine. I reached into my suit pocket and without thinking about it pulled out a wad of singles and started to pull off five $1 bills. Someone else saw this and said, "Hey Pete, why do you have so many one dollar bills?" Then one of the younger women joined in "Peter's gonna make it rain tonight" Soon everyone was laughing and making little jokes. I was panicked for a moment that my cover had been blown, but then I realized that they were just teasing me because the thought of me actually going to a strip club was so outlandish to them.

Nah, it’s the Nats’ year!

I was tipping a dancer on stage and accidently put a $1 and a $20 in her garter instead of two $1’s. After she noticed, she came back over to me and tried to hand the $20 back. Like you, I was impressed by her honesty and told her to keep it. She went on to become my favorite at that club, so, yeah, worked out well.

I would have missed out on some great experiences with favs if I avoided those with kids. I also don't recall dancers bringing up their kids that often upon first meeting them. More common after seeing them a couple times for them to open up about family and kids. Maybe the OP is steering the conversation that way without realizing it?

"Trump does have WWE experience." Haha, that's true! Maybe they can get Jim Ross and Jerry Lawler on the announce table: JR: It's gonna be a slobberknocker tonight, King. JL: Look at the puppies on Melania JR.

@twentyfive - a fav told me that St. Patrick's Day is one of two days (New Year's Eve being the other) that she refuses to work on. Doesn't want to deal with all the drunks - inside or outside of the club.

"1) save a few bucks on admission" I'll admit I've slipped in as late as 5 minutes before shift change to get the daytime cover charge, lol

New one I heard yesterday, when I was admiring a fav's long legs: Her: My BFF says I have peanut butter legs. Me: (puzzled) Peanut butter legs? Her: Yes, smooth and easy to spread.

Was she also walking those other guys to the door? Because that would really sting! But seriously, I could stand not being #1 on her 1-n list (say if it's one of her regulars, or someone who already lined up a dance), but being the n-th choice is too much, especially if she's just sitting with other guys or circulating as you mentioned. That sound like she was treating you as her fail safe, last resort option. BTW, I've had that same "What am I --- chopped liver?" thought when sitting with dancers and they're bemoaning how dead the club is, e.g.: "There's nobody here tonight."

^^That’s the only song title I recognize, lol. Obviously I’m not going to the same clubs as gothamyte ;)