Comments by PeterEaster (page 2)

No daughters, but I would not want my nieces to be dancers. By the same token, would not want my sons to be PLs either. Thank goodness they're smarter and make better choices than me.

I like to go mid-week (T, W, Th) for the reasons mentioned, plus it's a nice way to break up the work week. I usually arrive shortly after evening shift change (8pm). The dayshift dancers and their regulars have cleared out, and as others have noted the club doesn't get busy until around 10pm. The club fines the evening dancers if they aren't there by 8pm, however, so there's usually 15-20 dancers and only a handful of customers, so it's easy to find a dancer or two to hang out with for a couple hours. (I guess I've been using the Supraman method, and didn't know it, lol) I've done dayshift after work also, but the club's dayshift lineup is pretty static right now, with no one really to my taste. Plus, as the days get longer, and especially with the time change, it means walking into the club in broad daylight, which I find kinda pervy, lol.

Looks like Denver's going with Plan B: Signing Case Keenum to short-term deal, drafting a QB with 5th pick. I'm okay with it, Keenum is an upgrade to what we've had at QB since Manning retired, and we need to develop a QB for the long term. Hopefully Keenum's not a one year wonder, but more in the mold of a modern day Rich Gannon or Jeff Garcia - late bloomer than strings together 2-3 good years.

"No ponytails, headbands, etc. Hair must be down at all times." @Nina - I've never understood that rule, which a lot of strip clubs seem to also have. Personally I love a sassy ponytail, especially on a girl next door type waitress/dancer.

Ten years ago I would routinely drive 1.5-2 hours (one-way) to go to clubs in MD. Just can't do it today, don't have the patience or stamina anymore to fight the traffic. For all its faults my current club is an easy 15 minute drive from my work, so that's where I go.

@ Clubber - I would have thought the DC area would be rated higher. During rush hour it's basically bumper to bumper from I-270 in MD south to the Beltway loop and then continuing south on I-95 in VA. Thought I remember DC being ranked #2 or #3. Maybe using different measures.

"But when there are as many layers as the case Art's Brother encountered, there's clearly more to the story" That's what I was thinking. Seems that Art's Brother was talking more about actual aliases than just stage names.

"I have learned never to ask a stripper for her real name. If she want me to know it, she will tell me on her own." Most of my long term favs have ended up telling me their "real" names, often in connection with showing me a picture or post on one of her personal social media accounts (facebook, instagram, etc.) where I would see her name anyway. Don't think it means anything except she's comfortable with you and doesn't consider you a potential stalker.

@Ch3ll - Haha, yes! My old (now closed) club had an odd set-up where the lap dance area was to the immediate left of the entrance. I was in the habit of getting a final lap dance "for the road" from my favorite there just before I left. Like you, when I checked my wallet the next day I realized I had forgotten to pay her. The next time I went to the club I did give the money. She was surprised, said she didn't remember me not paying, but that she would gladly take it! On another occasion at the same place, I forget to pay my bar tab, LOL. I was a regular and the waitress knew me well, so it was a true tab (no credit card imprint involved). Luckily I remembered about half way home, turned around, and went back and paid. Needless to say, the waitress was relieved to see me.

@Dominic77 - fellow odd ball here. Not interested in extras or OTC. Do visit regularly to tip dancers on stage, have drinks and chat with a fav,and get a couple of lappers (and get walked to the door afterwards). And yes, on TUSCL that makes you a weirdo, lol.

I'm not as much of a regular now, but for awhile I was going in weekly, same day, same time, to see the same girl. As I was sitting down at my usual table my usual waitress would appear with my drink. This was dayshift so I pretty much knew all the rotation of dancers, at least enough to say hi. One day, as she put the drink down, the waitress said, "Your girl's not here today." I said, "Oh" and thanked her. A little while later a dancer stopped by to say hello, and then added "your girl's not here today." I said I had heard that. A little later I went up to the stage to tip a dancer. She thanked me, then leaned over and said, "you know your girl's not here today, right?" Turns out my girl was not there that day.

Another rumor is if Denver doesn’t get Cousins, they would try to sign Case Keenum as a bridge QB

“Vegas odds peg Kirk Cousins to Vikings all but certain” https://www.milehighreport.com/2018/3/7/17092164/vegas-odds-kirk-cousins-vikings-broncos-jets Vikings players following Cousins on Twitter? Yeah, it’s a done deal ;)

^^@Papi - Nice. Can I steal that one?

@GoVikings - displaced Broncos fan here. I have mixed feeling about the Broncos being "all in" on Cousins. Worried about tying up the cap space that will be needed to sign him. May be moot point, as some think Vikings have the inside track. We have the 5th pick in the draft after our crappy season, so I would be happy drafting a rookie QB and building around him a la Eagles and Rams. I like Baker Mayfield's moxie.

@azrookie - I drive a Mercedes SUV, but it was made in the USA (Alabama, I think, lol), so I understand it's top speed is electronically limited at 130mph. I've never driven it anywhere near that fast, just nice to know I could if I ever "needed" to ;)

Concur with saving your money and going next weekend, but be prepared to try a new girl if your ATF is a no show again. The last time something like that happened with a fav, she was very apologetic the next time and extra-attentive. As 79terrier alludes to, she was also very interested if another dancer had "taken care of me" when she was gone.

@azrookie - 120 mph in a rented S class Mercedes on a German autobahn near Munich. Ride was smooth as silk. Keep getting passed by BWM’s, tho. Maybe one was you, lol

Wow, what a babe! Just imagine her walking you to the door ;)

Thanks, Voices. I can understand that - she was a hottie back in the day, loved her in Bring It On and Dollhouse.

Side note: does the Dushku Limit have anything to do with Eliza Dushku?

I generally stick with favs, but will occasinally try a new dancer if they have some outstanding feature - say an extremely pretty face, or really nice full natural breasts - that sets her apart. Even then I mostly return to my favs.

Oh my, she blew you a kiss AND walked you to the door? So here's the kicker: Does she also call you "Papi? If she does it definitely means she wants to be your gf.

A young college student dancer I knew got fake tits, and I asked about her parents' reaction. She said her parents didn't know she was a stripper, so she didn't tell them about getting a boob job. She said she would always wear bulky sweaters when she went to visit her parents. Eventually she went on a family vacation to Hawaii, and everything came out (so to speak).

"some girls while on me RCG seem to bend-over and hold-on to my ankles while grinding on me and cause my socks to slide down" Lol, Papi. Whenever I get dances from this one fav, I always end up with my socks bunched down on my ankles because she does the move you describe. I never thought anything of it, but now I wonder if she might have been searching for my $ stash this whole time ;)