Stripper lines that met up to her promise

rl27
Ohio
We all heard dancers, telling us about how good their dances are to sell a dance, often the first time you ever see her. You know, lines like "I give the best dance here," or "I am a lot more fun than Brandy." Most of the times the dance doesn't meet up to her boast. Still, occasionally when first meeting a new dancer, her attitude is enough to convince to try at least try a dance. Several times this has it worked out and the dancer met up with her promise.

One of the first was a dancer named Deja many years ago. I declined her first offer of a dance wanting to see who all was there before trying a dance. She soon offers what she said is her first time meeting someone special. A three for two special, which would be free if I didn't enjoy it. I liked her attitude so took her up on her offer, and ended staying back for a lot more than three songs and didn't ask for a refund.

Another time was an older dancer named Bambi at a what was at one time my favorite club. Bambi mentioned she normally works day shift, but so many dancers were off that day, that she was covering night shift. Most of my favorites were off, and my only remaining favorite, Ivy, was occupied by one of her sugar daddies, who was known to tie her up for several hours. So as usual when my favorites were missing or tied up, I planned on trying a few of the newer dancers who were on my radar.

Soon and older dancer named Bambi comes over mentioning how she heard I normally got dances with Ivy, and asked if I might want to spend some time with her while Ivy was busy. I could tell by her attitude and how popular she was so far with dances, that her dance should be good so I took her up on her offer for a song or two.

When we got back there and she starts her dance, the first thing out of her mouth is, "I think we'll be getting more than a song or two. In fact I bet I'll have to apologize to Ivy for leaving her nothing left." True to her word, I ended up staying back there for five songs and while I still had money left I had nothing left to get a dance from any other dancer that night.

What kind of lines have you heard when you first got a dance from a dancer that actually lived up to her promise?

12 comments

  • shadowcat
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    7 years ago
    "The house mom told me that my blow jobs must be the best if my BF is the brother of the club manager". The house mom knew what she was talking about. :)
  • PeterEaster
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    7 years ago
    New one I heard yesterday, when I was admiring a fav's long legs:

    Her: My BFF says I have peanut butter legs.
    Me: (puzzled) Peanut butter legs?
    Her: Yes, smooth and easy to spread.
  • Charles Paisley
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    7 years ago
    While in Vegas, at the club a lot here think is overrated, a gorgeous black stripper said, "I will make you cum within three songs."

    She did.

    CP
  • Papi_Chulo
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    7 years ago
    At an extras mixed-dive - a voluptuous AA comes up to me and says "do you want the best blowjob of your life" - I kinda took it as SS trying to make the sale but I had been sitting around for a while so took her up on it not expecting anything too great - it def was a pretty-incredible BBBJ and she then hopped on and fucked the shit out of me - left me wondering if she had done some porn work b/c it was like a porn scene.
  • vincemichaels
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    7 years ago
    ^^PeterEaster LOL
  • whodey
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    7 years ago
    @PetterEaster, you forgot to include that she had seen so many nuts down there you may want to think twice before giving it a taste.

    I was at a club I hadn't been to in a couple of months so I was asking the bartender about a couple of girls I usually got dances from and she told me they had both moved to night shift and would be there in about an hour. A new 20 y.o. dancer came over and said "spend 30 minutes in VIP with me and you'll never want a dance from either of those girls again." It was a fantastic VIP and she became my fav for a while. Didn't bother sticking around to see the other two.
  • rl27
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    7 years ago
    Papi, I had a similar experience from dancer in Detroit about two years ago. After turning down two very bottom barrel in looks dancers, I took this one fairly hot brunette, Taya, Tiya, Tara or something similar to the back. She seemed quite popular, but her dance was very boring and unenthused so I quit after one song. As I left this tall skinny blonde comes up to me and says she noticed I left unhappy after the dance. She shortly later says, "You should have seen me, I'll give you the best blowjob you ever had. Nobody has ever complained yet."

    She lived up to her billing and then some. Not the best I ever had, but definitely in the top ten. Had a few dances with her for about a year, then never saw her again.

    Two other times has a similar line been worth it. Once at a club in Pennsylvania and another in Niagara Falls, Canada from a huge natural breasted Hungarian who also promised she gave the best tit fucks and so far has been the best. All other times it was just a line the dancer used and ended up being not that good.
  • magicrat
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    7 years ago
    "You know I give the best blow job of any girl in here." A dancer from the now burned down Platinum Plus in Columbia SC...back in the good old days. I don't think I ever had a better one there.
  • flagooner
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    7 years ago
    I've had quite a few dancers tell me that they don't allow certain things, and they didn't.

    Does that count?
  • Cashman1234
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    7 years ago
    I’m less interested in hyperbole and more interested in facts. Simple straight facts are the best ways to get my interest.

    Chili-Palmer’s story is very useful - the number of dances is laid out too - so I’d know exactly what to expect (and to pay).
  • Rabbit21
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    7 years ago
    Never had a dancer back up that line, but weirdly, whenever a female bartender tells me I should get a dance from a dancer and the advice is unsolicited, I move heaven and earth to get that dance as that has never gone wrong.
  • GACA
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    7 years ago
    This last girl said she was the best at sucking dick... and she was absolutley right
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