TFP
Adventures of Assjobman
Comments by TFP (page 21)
review comment
4 years ago
CheeseNugg
Well it's good to hear that the place is back open. But it sucks to hear that they've raised prices. Used to be $40 for a topless lap dance and $50 for a nude lap dance. And even those were high prices so what all the regular patrons did was wait until they offered a 2 for 1 special. PreCOVID they used to offer them frequently enough that it was worth waiting for.
OP you said the normal lap dance area was closed off, well then where do you receive your single dances at?
And I'm still not convinced that the girls there don't ask for a tip before the VIP even starts. Maybe your girl didn't, maybe her asking you if you wanted 'more' was her way of starting the bargaining for tips. The fact that you didn't want more shut that down. So then, what were you allowed to do during this VIP? In my experiences, I would usually give them the tip and they were then cool with all the normal grinding and groping of boobs and ass.
review comment
4 years ago
professorgenki
What a fantastic, detailed review!
Nice to hear things slowly returning to normal. I'll be convinced the pandemic is over once this place is 24/7 like it used to be. I used to love rolling up in the place at 8am after partying and get happy hour beers for $5 and still having attractive women to get dances with.
discussion comment
4 years ago
gSteph
The view from the other side of the room
Nice write up, gSteph! I hope I have an experience similar to this when I finally return myself. Nothing like sucking and feeling on boobs while getting grinded into ecstasy. It's been too long!
In 3 months if I haven't set foot in a club before then will make 2 straight years since I've been in a strip club. Shit sucks.
discussion comment
4 years ago
Icee Loco (asshole)
I'm a fucking loser
They do anything for clout. Migos wasn't lying.
They don't care what they do, as long as they look good and their follower count grows. All I know is, if they're enjoying their life doing all that then more power to them.
discussion comment
4 years ago
wallanon
Taste by Tyga, like Wallanon said. Mainly for the voice that hums in the background throughout most of the track.
review comment
4 years ago
SimonBelmont
Florida
What's with the whole alpha/beta girl thing? If the alpha is what you consider the hottest girl, then I'd always expect the alpha to not provide the level of service most us PLs would want.
review comment
4 years ago
Greanbeans
Ké lo ké?!?!?!!
Excellent read!
That headboard mirror provided some of my favorite views during all my arribas as well.
review comment
4 years ago
Garfield84
ATL
Damn, what a review! Reading this makes me want to get down there again so badly. But in the meantime, fantastic reviews like this keep the fire burning.
Thank you for your amazing contributions to this site.
review comment
4 years ago
Liwet
If she walks away smiling, you spent too much.
Do they still do the free limo to the club that allows you to get in with no cover charge paid?
discussion comment
4 years ago
Asstapper
California
Not understanding the Desertscrub hostility towards Subra. Then again, I don't understand most of his hostility, I just chalk it up to him getting older and crankier.
GET OFF MY GOLF COURSE!
review comment
4 years ago
sideshow_bob
Great review. I was also gonna suggest what Sgtsnowman said. I wonder if that's possible? Because it really would suck to have to stop every 5 minutes to feed some meter for the lights to go off.
I've been missing some strip club action for awhile now and keep contemplating making the hour drive to visit this place. But these reviews aren't really convincing me that it's worth it.
Guess I'll keep patiently waiting for Gold Club Centerfolds to open.
review comment
4 years ago
Blyadman
In pre COVID times this club was indeed high pressure and not the laid back atmosphere this guy seems to be describing. If they were indeed they few customers in there at the time then the girls would have swarmed them.
Also like others above has said, it's not yet business as usual in this club . Last I heard you can't even get regular lap dances.
This must be an old review, like over a year old.
review comment
4 years ago
Inigoxxx
California
Thanks for the review!
At least something is open now, but like others above have said, can't wait till Centerfolds is back.
Double dances are a scam IMO. Dancers are happy to do them in order to make money doing less work than they would if they were there by their self. Customers get caught up in the idea of the fantasy threesome and end up spending double the money for an experience that is nothing close to a civie threesome. But as long as newbies keep stepping foot in the club, the scam will always have new victims to fall into it's trap. You live and you learn, now you know not to bother with them.
Can you share some dance prices now? Besides the $5 timer charge, how much was a regular dance? Do they do blocks of dances/time? How much was the VIP and how long is it?
review comment
4 years ago
PutaTester
West Coast. He who dies with the most memories wins.
That Cielo chick sounds like one I would have fell for. The BJ sounded absolutely horrible but I still wouldn't have been disappointed as I'm not really into BJ's. But with those big artificial tits and ass she had better have been down for some assjob/tittyfucking action without a condom. Otherwise, what is the point of her even being there?
discussion comment
4 years ago
rickdugan
Verified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
Dude you GOTTA go to Babydolls! That review you linked of it was six years ago. You really hold a grudge that long?
At the very least, visit so we can get a review that isn't suspected of being a club ad.
discussion comment
4 years ago
shailynn
They never tell you what you need to know.
I always heard the tranny jokes but that was before my time. Where is Liljon or whoever that character is who bumps all those old threads containing TUSCL history? I call on thee, like everyone on Twitter calls upon 'Saved you a click'.
discussion comment
4 years ago
Dave_Anderson
All I know is, since I started wearing the masks last year I haven't so much as caught a single cold. Whereas usually I catch at least 4 colds a year. So I'm a believer that it is helping.
discussion comment
4 years ago
blahblahblah23
>:( 🧚🏼♀️💃🏼 busy being a "psycho bitch" 🤣
Blah posted: "And I hate the argument of "oh he might not tip on stage but will get dances/rooms if he likes you" yeah no. so he won't tip for a good show/effort but will spend money to basically try and molest girls."
Yes actually, that whole paragraph describes me as a customer. I usually don't sit at the stage because I'm not really there to watch stage routines and pole tricks. I'm there for some good grinding dances, while I have handfuls of boobs and ass.
Usually once I spot my physically preferred type I ask her straight up for dances. But if she hits the stage before I have a chance then I might pull up a chair and tip so she knows I am interested. But that's about the only reason I sit there. Soon as she leaves and some pale no tits girl hits the stage I'm out of that seat faster than the roadrunner.
discussion comment
4 years ago
rickdugan
Verified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
@Herbcat I have the same kind of story, but from a dancer in TJ. Had an excellent time with her on 2 different nights out of the 4 nights I was down there. Traded whats app info and she texted me all throughout the weekend. Which was fine, but once I got back home it only took about a week until she sent me a picture of her knee bruised, crying that she couldn't work and needed money, and asking me to send $400. Told her if I were still in TJ she could easily earn that money from me, I could care less about a bruised knee. But I'm not giving away money and getting nothing in return. She gave up then but a couple weeks later started sending me sexy pictures of herself saying 'no me olvides' (do not forget me). Sure I won't, but I knew what would be coming soon after that. Sure enough, another request for money, this time less but still. Repeated the same thing I said last time. Then she says ok no problem, then says 'te quiero' (I love you). Must think I'm a fucking idiot. Maybe she felt she could easily get me for money since I was giving her some generous tips while I was down there with her in TJ. Face to face while we're both naked she had a way better chance of getting extra money out of me. But through words on a phone and a couple of raunchy photos? No chance, fuck outta here.
Staying on topic I didn't have to block her as I'm sure my responses caused her to stop trying.
discussion comment
4 years ago
elseif
Those brothels are all closed right now.
And besides, they are highly overpriced anyway.
TJ sex workers actually have to get tested for STD's regularly. Not sure how thorough that process has been lately with COVID and all.
No article he posted would scare me away from TJ. Use protection, don't be a dumbass, and you'll be fine.
discussion comment
4 years ago
Muddy
USA
Yeah I think there was even a discussion topic about this specific thing: what position do you prefer your dick to be in during a lapdance? The majority of folks said pointed up, so the underside of their dick is being rubbed. Which is what I prefer and to be honest I don't get much stimulation unless that part is being rubbed. I was surprised to see some people say pointed down so the topside gets rubbed, as that really does nothing for me personally.
As for the dick pointed above his waistband, that sounds like it would be a serious mess if he LDK'd and I know the dancer wouldn't be too happy about getting all that splooge on her.
discussion comment
4 years ago
rattdog
New York
I read the comments before watching the video and thought for sure that the #1 girl would be way less hot than the #2 and #4, who indeed were stunning. But she looked fine to me also. Then I remembered that this is TUSCL, where the thicker the girl, the less hot she is to the majority of folks here.
Thing is, she's not even THAT much thicker. She just had a big ole booty (that I indeed loved) and some thicker thighs.
Maybe the judges were mostly black lol.
discussion comment
4 years ago
jackslash
Detroit strip clubs
There's also 2 women who are codefendants. I'm wondering how they were a part of all this.