discussion comment
3 years ago
This reminds me of that Echopizza thread where he was saving up for TJ and trying to figure out how to minimize his spending for the next couple months. https://tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=56570
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3 years ago
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TFPAdventures of Assjobman
Besmitty on this trip I took I was also alone, but you'll no doubt meet some cool people (besides all the fine dancers) to socialize with. Probably the best time of my life tbh.
Going Monday thru Wednesday is perfect as you'll avoid the ridiculous crowds of the weekend, save a lot of money with the reduced rate rooms (get a VIP card for sure!), and still have a decent amount of women to choose from. Have a great time!
discussion comment
3 years ago
Last time I can remember doing that was 3 years ago. Went to Centerfolds in SF, last girl I was with was so displeasing attitude wise that I got up mid VIP and left. Went to Gold Club Centerfolds in Rancho Cordova the next day and had an amazing time. Did reviews on both of them.
discussion comment
3 years ago
@LG at first I was gonna say that putting LDKers only in the title would be sure to attract SJG with a negative comment every time. And then I realized he hasn't commented at all in this thread. Bravo SJG for showing some restraint.
Or is it just that he doesn't post everyday anymore like before?
In any case, LG, since you seem to have the same preferences as myself, what are your all time favorite clubs?
discussion comment
3 years ago
Blah spitting nothing but straight facts in this thread.
discussion comment
3 years ago
I meant you have to run your bag through an x-ray machine both on the way there and back, not a metal detector.
discussion comment
3 years ago
^^^^What he said. I crossed both times with a carry-on sized bag. You have to put it through the metal detector when crossing into Mexico and coming back into US. When I came back I had about 5 pills left from the 10 pack of Sildenafil I bought in Mexico. Had it right in my bag, no problem whatsoever.
They never searched my luggage, and the only questions they asked were going in, what's your purpose of visiting Mexico. And on the return trip they asked where I was headed, I said home, and they asked what city.
You'll be fine and I recommend staying in Mexico vs San Diego. WAY cheaper and less of a hassle.
review comment
3 years ago
Desertscrub was trying to insult your review by calling it an ad written by someone working for the club trying to bring in business.
Bit don't worry about him, he's the resident paranoid and grumpy old guy that calls pretty much every review a club ad. Don't believe me? Take a look at his comment history.
Anyhow thanks for the review!
discussion comment
3 years ago
Those videos look like they were taken in one of those make it rain clubs. All I've heard about those is it's a lot of show and not much action.
To be honest, I've only personally been to a couple of places where there are a number of women built like the one in the video. That's Vegas and Tijuana. Yes the dancers aren't AA, mostly Latina but they are built the same way with a lot of fake ass and fake tits. In Vegas you can get LDKs a plenty from those types of you want. In TJ I suppose you can get LDKs in the lap dance rooms if that's all you want. Of course there's the option for more.
And from reading reviews, it seems a lot of women in Miami clubs have bodies like these and also give great high mileage dances.
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3 years ago
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TFPAdventures of Assjobman
@TJ Walker yeah different circumstances for me right now. No worries, I'll be alright.
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3 years ago
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gStephThe view from the other side of the room
Mine was when the temperature outside was in the mid 90s at 11pm. But on the second floor of my parents non air conditioned house where we were doing the deed it had to me somewhere in the triple digits. When we were finished we were both glazed in sweat and it looked and felt like something out of a porn scene where the girl is oiled up.
I will never forget it. I remember licking her body afterwards and it tasted like pure salt. I didn't give a fuck. She made me feel so good.
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3 years ago
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loperjust looking for a little human contact along the way
To me that speaks to how good the place is even post pandemic. Much like Follies, Playhouse Lounge etc got so many reviews before the pandemic. I will be sure to visit if I'm ever in the area.
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3 years ago
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TFPAdventures of Assjobman
@Jascoi sadly for me it probably won't be till next year. But in a month I'm going to Atlanta. I'm just mad that my first trip to Atlanta is after Follies closed permanently.
@Muddy that is random, right?
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3 years ago
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TFPAdventures of Assjobman
Yeah its inevitable, they're all gonna leave at some point. I know both the club owners and patrons are dreading the day Sky or Vikki decide to leave.
review comment
3 years ago
Good review, thanks for the info.
And a little off topic, have you been to any other clubs in SF post pandemic besides Crazy Horse?
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3 years ago
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EveWhere there's a hole, there's a way. [HIATUS]
Never air dance. Gimme the fugly and let her grind me. Then thank her for the dance and find better.
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3 years ago
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TFPAdventures of Assjobman
To be honest I've only visited this club twice. I follow the reviews and checked the roll calls a lot and noticed I stopped seeing her name a while back. She's probably moved on, who knows if she's still dancing. If she no longer dances that's a loss for us customers, she was a damn fine woman.
discussion comment
3 years ago
With a body like that I can look last the lack of head hair. A ton of tattoos aren't usually my thing but once again with a body like that they wouldn't bother me.
discussion comment
3 years ago
Lol and then I go check your TUSCL account and you've been here 3 times as long as I have. Is this really your first time ever lending a dancer money? Or have all the other dancers you've ever lent money time been honest and given you a discount on future services?
I would have thought a person that's been to clubs a few times and been on this site awhile would know how the situation you wrote about would likely play out.
discussion comment
3 years ago
Welcome, Patrick Bateman aka new student of stripclubs1A. Here at TUSCL you will learn a lot about the ways of the dancer. It will undoubtedly save you money in the long run. The lesson you learned today was that if you 'lend' a dancer money you should consider it a gift, meaning money you won't get back. For you this was a cheap lesson, $230 isn't bad in the grand scheme of things. Read on and you will find examples of men who lost entire bank accounts, life savings, thousands of dollars being hustled by dancers.
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3 years ago
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
The mask mandate in CA has been lifted, which will make me the lone weirdo who will still wear one I guess. I'm gonna wear it solely at work and when out in places like Costco, Target, etc. I enjoyed not getting sick during the last year and a half and I'm hoping to continue that.
The only place I'm happy to not have to wear a mask is the gym. And even then I'm ok with wearing it while hitting the weights, just NOT on the treadmill.
discussion comment
3 years ago
^^^what he said. $49 southwest flight to San Diego and cross the border, go to Tijuana Mexico and blow those SF strip club experiences out of the water.
But if you don't have time for all that, I'd suggest Garden of Eden maybe. Not sure of the talent but you can have a similar experience there.
review comment
3 years ago
Good review!
Yeah $450 IS steep for 30 minutes. What customers usually do is wait until they offer a 2 for 1 special. At that point you get an hour for $450 instead of just a half hour.
As for the tips, the girls are just trying to make some money. As you might know, ever since the AB5 law went into effect the girls are now employees of the club. As a result, the club takes even more of a cut out of their earnings to put towards a minimum wage paycheck with taxes withheld. As a result, for them to make the money they used to make they rely much more on tips. Sucks for the dancers, and sucks for us customers. Meanwhile the club owners make their same money, at our expense.
I mean it sounds like your dancer gave you a good experience, I would have felt bad not tipping her. Yes I know it sucks when they ask. I also don't like it and rather they wait for me to tip them on my own. But point blank, the girls are just trying to make money. If they don't ask, many customers probably wouldn't tip on their own. Out of that $150 for half hour she probably got less than half of it. A dancer on this review of mine gave a breakdown of their fees after AB5, which puts it into perspective why they're so reliant on tips now. Different club, but same owners (Dejavu owns almost every club in SF except for 2).
https://tuscl.net/review.php?id=357242
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3 years ago
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drewcareypnwnot the real drew carey, but I play him at strip clubs...
Icee, when you talk about high mileage, what do you mean? Because your answer of Reno for the highest mileage you've ever seen is quite baffling. Yes I know, you don't troll strip clubs for hookers. But what do you consider high mileage? Because Reno seems quite tame in comparison to other places I've been.
review comment
3 years ago
Well it's good to hear that the place is back open. But it sucks to hear that they've raised prices. Used to be $40 for a topless lap dance and $50 for a nude lap dance. And even those were high prices so what all the regular patrons did was wait until they offered a 2 for 1 special. PreCOVID they used to offer them frequently enough that it was worth waiting for.
OP you said the normal lap dance area was closed off, well then where do you receive your single dances at?
And I'm still not convinced that the girls there don't ask for a tip before the VIP even starts. Maybe your girl didn't, maybe her asking you if you wanted 'more' was her way of starting the bargaining for tips. The fact that you didn't want more shut that down. So then, what were you allowed to do during this VIP? In my experiences, I would usually give them the tip and they were then cool with all the normal grinding and groping of boobs and ass.