TFP
Adventures of Assjobman
Comments by TFP (page 22)
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4 years ago
Tiburon
Every woman's local ATM while in da club? How else they paying for their Boob jobs?
I sure would! I'm not ballin enough to interact with women like this in my everyday life or even just on occasion like a lot of athletes and celebrities are able to. Which is why I'm thankful for strip clubs. If it hadn't been for strip clubs I probably still to this day would not know what a fake boob or fake ass felt like. Never had a vanilla relationship with any civie that had a boob or butt augmentation.
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4 years ago
Muddy
USA
@CMI now that SJG is gone it's just Desertscrub who bitches about everything. Dancer review? He'll say "who gives a fuck!" and down vote it. Couples review? He'll call it a club ad, down vote it and bitch about it. A girl posting a natural photo showing any excess of meat on her bones? He'll make a joke about her being fat etc etc. Wanna dance in Portland? "PORTLAND HAS NO MONEY!" is his response. Dude gets crabbier with each passing month.
Even with all that, he's still nowhere near as annoying as SJG was. No more fifteen threads of him talking to himself being bumped daily, no more manifestos about why LDK is bad, and I've heard no mention of a front room make out session in forever. If only more clubs were open so I could visit and also see more reviews this forum would be exactly how I like it.
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4 years ago
bman77
Maryland
Been discussed already:
https://tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=64075
https://tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=73603
The consensus seems to be they're not worth it. Too expensive and not as well designed as they think. And obviously a few of those reviews on Amazon are certified Desertscrub club ads as they pretty much repeat the 'features' word for word.
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4 years ago
Muddy
USA
Haven't really been loyal to any brand. I've had Mazda, Volvo, Honda, Nissan, and Acura. The Acura has been my favorite, but not a fair comparison since it's the newest car I've bought and thus has a bunch of new features. I am also intrigued by the Tesla, but I'm not balling enough to get a model S or X, but the Model Y is right up my alley. Might fuck with that soon if they bring back the $7,500 tax credit.
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4 years ago
crsm27
Minnesota
And that's exactly why the prices are so low. Doesn't sound like a great time for Vegas right now. See if you can get any Florida hotel+flight deals.
I remember during the 2008 recession I got a deal for Flight/rental car/hotel at Mandalay Bay with 3 days of buffets 3x a day for $225 total. Never seen anything close to that since.
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4 years ago
mike710
Shit, Mike is from CA, those dance prices probably make him feel right at home lol.
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4 years ago
mike710
Good on you to escape fucking shitty ass CA. Most boring time of my fucking life.
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4 years ago
wallanon
Just.......why? Was he on drugs or something? Why would you do that? And his plan was just to murder a women in a highly surveiled place with a ton of witnesses standing around and then.......run?
Senseless murder of an innocent woman. And I'm sure if she did do something to this man, the reaction was not justified in the least. He'll get what's coming to him.
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4 years ago
623
Since 1963 ...
Haha, this is so spot on I thought it was a new thread at first. I think Desertscrub has actually gotten worse with this as time has gone by.
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4 years ago
Warrior15
Anywhere there are Titties.
@Misterorange no you don't have to worry about that unless you're clubbing in the Castro district in SF.
I'm just not sure if SF will even recover to the 'satisfactory' level it was at before the pandemic. Same for the Rancho Cordova clubs 80 miles north of SF.
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4 years ago
JuiceBox69
Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
TBH I'm kinda sad no one has linked the original thread of 'the system' to the customer chat section of Stripperweb. I would love to read the shit storm that would create.
review comment
4 years ago
MrJDW1
San Leandro, CA
This review doesn't give enough details IMO.
How is the contact during dances? Can you even get plain dances, or is everything just VIP? And how are the VIP sessions? I'm mainly wondering about if you are able to touch boobs and ass despite the restriction of wearing masks. How much does a dance cost? How much does VIP cost? What's the cover price?
I think your review passed solely because the fact that a northern CA has a club open is news in itself. But don't skimp on the details, we need to know more!
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4 years ago
THE CHAINDOG
Massachusetts
Couldn't have been over a year yet. The didn't start the nationwide lockdown until after March. Remember, at this time a year ago the president was about to start calling it a democratic hoax. The mayor of New York was urging everyone to come out and celebrate Chinese New year.
Still, I am a little concerned just like you. Our clubs closed back in March. I don't see any vacant or for sale signs in front of them. But I'm wondering how it will be if/when they open back up. CA was ready a kind of shitty place for dancers because of that AB5 law.
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4 years ago
motorhead
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
Since we're resurrecting old threads.....I happened upon this one. Cool to see the introduction of Nina to TUSCL. And I see Lopaw was dead wrong on how long it would take her to leave. Gave her two weeks tops lol.
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4 years ago
Papi_Chulo
Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
^^^^ this. Us ethnic folks love it, and hell even like Sir Mix a lot's famous line, even white boys got ta shout.....baby got back!!!
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4 years ago
shadowcat
Atlanta suburb
I was denied entry into Sapphire in Vegas on a Saturday night for wearing the exact stuff I was wearing during daytime in 113 degree weather: Shorts, t-shirt, and sneakers. They said I had to be wearing more classy attire. Funny part is, I was wearing the same exact type of outfit when I was admitted in with no problems the Friday night before.
Also was denied into a local favorite club in SF on New Years Eve. For wearing the same type of outfit I wore in there all the other times. Apparently they had some 'classy' vibe going on and you needed to be dressed up to get in. C'est la vie.
Never been denied anywhere else.
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4 years ago
Papi_Chulo
Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
This happened a couple months ago. I didn't even hear about it, had no clue till I saw your post and did some research. I recall her name as I've come across her profile a few times while binging on cosmetically enhanced influencers on Instagram.
I wonder why she wanted to do the surgery down in Colombia? She had so many followers I would assume she had good money and could afford the surgery in America, since I hear it's much safer to do here. Even though that death rate is still high even performed by US board certified surgeons. 1 in 3000 death rate would have me kinda scared.
review comment
4 years ago
Muddy
USA
Nice review Muddy, I could go for a standing LDK right about now. Fucking California sucks.
And good to see you still around @Papi Chulo.
discussion comment
4 years ago
sinclair
Strip Club Nation
I'm just sitting on the sidelines watching. It's a crazy thing to see though. Yesterday they stopped trading on AMC twice because of the situation going on. Crazy stuff.
We made fun of juice for going all in on hertz. But suppose now they become a target of the redditors the same way Gamestop and AMC did? Juice would have the last laugh if he played his cards right.
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4 years ago
8TM
North America
I find it hard to believe this girl makes that much per month just off of only fans/instagram.
Like someone in the comments said, what's the difference between her and the flood of other BBL girls on instagram/only fans who aren't making anywhere near that amount?
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4 years ago
Dancer_
Illinois
Wow, finally finished reading and that was entertaining as fuck. Like a movie, started off slow but then once it picked up it really got going!
Seems like the main girl to get all in Rick's ass was the Genoveve girl. I mean once the cat got out of the bag about Rick's posts over here that's when she really did damage. She had all the dancers wanting to ban him by the end of the thread, the name Rick Dugan may as well have been Richard Ramirez as far as they were concerned.
Funny part for me though, was seeing that Rick even posted something like that there. I'm relatively newer to these strip club forums, so I've only been reading them since mid 2017. But even since then I noticed that Rick's posts on here were much more abrasive than his posts over on SW. Which is why it surprised me to see he would even post that type of thread on there. A couple of folks in that old thread alluded to an almost Dr. Jeckll and Mr. Hyde type thing. Well maybe due to that thread, the disparity between his SW and TUSCL posts has magnified even more so.
Still after all that, it seems Rick was mostly right. He still posts over there but is now squeaky clean with all his posts. He still gets a bunch of likes on a lot of his posts and it seems they've mostly forgotten about this whole ugly incident. I guess now all his humble brag threads will be strictly for the locker room that is TUSCL.