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7 years ago
Wow, the OP sounds like the east coast version of me.
Good luck in your search! Let us know what you find.
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7 years ago
I'm curious, what is the other forum? Id like to read the story there.
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7 years ago
Flagooner in the Bay Area? Can't wait to read his reviews of any clubs he visits.
Ive been meaning to hit Gold Club Centerfolds in Rancho Cordova as I've heard good things about it. But from SF it's about an hour an half to two hour drive.
Anyhow, VM have a great time in Florida. I can't wait till I'm finally able to visit as I salivate over ever Diamond Dolls review I read. Reviewers scoff at the abundance of fake asses and fake tits and I'm like, gimme all dat!
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7 years ago
Pornhub, xhamster, and dreammovies in that order. I also check out motherless.com for more fetish stuff.
I usually prefer pornhub because they usually have playlists for each category you search for. Just a lot of well organized content. Plus I like amateur videos a lot and pornhub has no shortage of those.
Never heard of yes porn please. I'll have to check it out.
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7 years ago
I haven't been to Hooter's since 2010. Never heard of Twin Peaks. I wonder if there are any in the Bay Area?
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7 years ago
Dude I'm about ready to give a trust just based on this one post lol!
Sadly with the folks on this site you'll be hard pressed to find folks who share your love of the fake tatas. Most guys on here have professed their love of the all natural. Fake tits lovers around here are like unicorns. There's me, maybe Chessmaster, alexsa, and......that's about all I know.
I haven't been to a bunch of strip clubs like some folks here. But the place that stands out for me is plain old Vegas. At both Sapphire and Spearmint Rhino I've encountered some of the most huge, exaggerated, and fake tits ever. Other places have their share of fakies, but none as gigantic as those I mentioned.
The other 99% of users can maybe clue you in on where to find the huge naturals.
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7 years ago
I try to read reviews of all the high mileage/extras clubs in the US. I have a list of favorite clubs that I check daily and I'm always adding to that list based on the daily reviews I read. I also like to read the reviews of all the clubs/brothels in Mexico/Central and South America as well as the Thailand clubs/bars. Some great trip reports in those reviews.
I skim though the daily reviews and look for reviews that contain the following: 1) a title that hints that extras were had. 2) a review with comments. Usual this means the review was pretty juicy, or was a club ad that was called out. 3) reviews of any clubs in my area. 4) reviews by folks who I know write excellent reviews or folks I know from the discussion area. The main guy who's reviews I look for these days is orangepicture. Tahoecruz also writes excellent reviews, as does Eastcoaster. I've always wanted the option on this site to 'follow' certain members, Twitter style. So when they write a review I'm automatically alerted. Maybe Founder will one day be able to add such an option. 5) reviews of any club I've visited before.
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7 years ago
LMAO Paul Drake wins this thread!
Seriously though, your first mistake is taking advice from SJG. That's absolutely what you DON'T want to do.
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7 years ago
Rickberge posted: In my opinion, strippers/dancers are actually real people with real feelings and emotions. I dont see whats the big deal with a stripper actually liking a customer to the point of dating them.
That's SJG's entire theory. I don't think it's a big deal. If SHE genuinely likes the customer and comes on to him then cool. But for guys like SJG it's him convincing himself that whoever he picks out, all he has to do is treat her like a civilian, feed her cash, and initiate a front room makeout session. Afterwards she will immediately be willing to jump into bed with him for free afterwards. Funny stuff.
Poledancer83 one question: out of 100 customers, about how many do you meet that genuinely interested you enough to actually consider pursuing a normal relationship outside the club? My guess is, the ratio is quite low. Probably takes more than 100 customers to even find one lol.
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7 years ago
4 days in a row is my record. Always Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday.
Id like to try a slow day like Tuesday or Wednesday in the day time to see if the mileage really does increase. Never been to a club any day outside of the 4 mentioned above.
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7 years ago
https://www.tuscl.net/rev.php?id=310946
Another.
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7 years ago
^^^^^^damn that's an awesome thing to be able to say lol!
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7 years ago
Chessmaster I had it wrong. It's TUSCL's Twitter page that tweets every single review done on the site. Hong Kong just retweets any review done on it's own club. Just look at Hong Kong Twitter page and you'll see. The first review I see retweeted was Galiziabob's review of Hong Kong.
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7 years ago
Ok now I see what's up. I didn't realize that every single review posted on this site is also linked to TUSCL's twitter page. Hong Kong is just retweeting any reviews of it's club.
I still wonder if any other club retweet reviews? For Hong Kong it makes sense because all the reviews are generally positive. But for other clubs they'd actually have to read the reviews to figure out if the review is negative or positive before they retweet it. Probably too much work.
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7 years ago
Wow I didn't even realize that the person who runs Hong Kong's Twitter page tweets out good reviews of their club from this site.
So all you positive Hong Kong reviewers, your stories are being linked straight to Twitter.
I wonder if any other clubs do that?
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7 years ago
Oakland is a surprise to me as well. No wonder International Blvd in Oakland has a 2 mile long hoe stroll that features at least 4 workers per corner. All they have to do is allow them to open one or two strip clubs and those corners would be clear at night.
I've driven down that boulevard a couple times late night and seen the chicks out there. Never indulged because I was too scared of getting busted. But every now and then I'd see a fine Latina honey and wonder if I should pop my street walker cherry.
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7 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Yeah that's pretty cool that he was able to see her 6-7 years later. Usually the turnover is so high in clubs that the chances of seeing the same girl after that long are usually 0. On my annual Vegas trips I used to try to find the same dancer I had a good time with the previous year and it was always a lost cause. I even texted one who gave me her phone number to set up OTC. But it was a year later so as I expected, no response.
Goes to show that Playhouse club is not like an ordinary club. I was reading reviews of that club from years ago and imagine my surprise when I was seeing the same exact names that are there now on dayshift. It was even more of a surprise seeing Thais' name because she looks young already, like mid to late twenties. I'm like, damn did she start dancing at age 18 on the dot?
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7 years ago
I gotta see this geographic mapping feature that Dugan is talking about. Like Mtent I also grew frustrated using the site to check out clubs while traveling. All because I was unfamiliar with the neighborhoods/counties that the clubs were listed under. And just searching by distance sometimes gives you a bunch of crappy rated clubs. Had I exclusively searched by distance on my recent Philly trip I would have never made it to Playhouse in NJ.
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7 years ago
https://www.tuscl.net/rev.php
Forgot about this one. Author has a hilarious writing style.
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7 years ago
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EastCoasterI strongly prefer women of color. Every color.
Happened to me also. I've never listed my home state but it shows up now.
Some members have edited their locations with funny stuff. I like the location that says 'in the VIP with your ATF'.
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7 years ago
Fucked up that they put them all on blast on the internet with names and photos. One of those poor girls looked so sad.
Wonder what happens now?
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7 years ago
Elchuachinango: bc my anaconda don’t want none....
Great answer!!! That's exactly the reason I'd prefer Latinas over the European chicks as well.
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7 years ago
I'm in the Philly area right now. So far I've done Oasis, Purple Orchid, and Playhouse. Playhouse is about a 40-45 minute drive from Philly airport, while Oasis and Purple Orchid are 5 minutes away from each other, about 10 minutes away from the airport.
Oasis: nice looking club inside, good variety of women. I only did regular dances at $20 per since VIP was kinda pricey for my taste at $140/15 minutes. The mileage on the dances varied greatly on the girl. Some girls let you grope ass and boobs all day, others brush your hands away when you you try any groping. An ok experience.
Purple Orchid was mostly AA dancers, big asses and small tits. There were 2 white girls in there and they were on the thick/fat side. No secret that extras are happening in there, as long as you do the $30 nude dances in the private room. The girls will clue you into it fast.
Playhouse was my favorite spot due to a lot of factors. Place was clean, vibe was nice, BYOB which I think is excellent because clubs usually overcharge like fuck on alcohol. Here you just bring your own reasonably priced beer. The girls are definitely on the older side, but a wide range of body types. For me I liked it because they had plenty of big ass big tit girls. And all the dances are $30 for 4 minutes in private 1 on 1 rooms. The DJ announces the number of dances for each dancer currently in the private room. So if you're back there with Bubbles, after 4 minutes he announced "Bubbles one Bubbles". Then you decide if you want keep going or stop. Sometimes you'll hear "Sharon 15 Sharon" and be like, damn someone is putting in work with Sharon! The system is amazing IMO and I wish every club did this. Depends on the girl how much mileage you get. No girl minded about being groped relentlessly or LDKs. HJs seem like they're offered by quite a few. I came here twice and plan to go one more time to try out this day shift that the Playhouse regulars rave about.
So that's my experience with those 3. There are PLENTY others as you can see by just doing the 'nearby clubs' function on here.
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7 years ago
That's all me! Boobs and ass probably straight from the shop but as long as it's still soft she's a solid 9.5+ in my book.
Random member no need to be sorry. She's not your speed, it's all good. Like the Asian dude in Karate Kid 3 said, "don't worry, WE'LL take her home!".