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6 years ago
This was great! Like someone else said, I was sold until they described Bogart's as a clean club.
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7 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
New Jersey? Hoping it's either Orangepicture, Cashman, or BurlingtonHoFactory.
If I ever win the lottery I'm gonna rent a yacht and have a monger party. Reminiscent of the Minnesota Vikings infamous boat party they had where they brought in strippers from all over the country. The aftermath of that party had discarded condoms all over the boat, stripper gear everywhere. And the only photos were NFL players trying to hide their faces while arm in arm with pretty big titted strippers just cheesing and happy to be about to receive some NFL dick.
Yeah, I want a party like that. I'd invite all the cool folks from this site, have them pick out 3 dancers they'd want there and have a fucking blast!
To bad that will NEVER happen. Lol.
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7 years ago
Damn man, 2 hours??!!! Is she really worth it? From the way she had you running around like Sonic the hedgehog it doesn't sound like it.
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7 years ago
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lolrunedYour Friendly Neighborhood Average Guy
*signs all over the wall reading prostitution is prohibited*
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7 years ago
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lolrunedYour Friendly Neighborhood Average Guy
If you see sign all over the walls of the entrance to the club reading "Prostition is forbidden", you're probably in an extras club.
If there are baby wipes in every private room, it's probably an extras club.
If you see women walking out of the VIP room stark naked on their way to the bathroom after every session, it's probably an extras club.
If you see nothing but condom wrappers in any wastecans around the club, it's probably an extras club.
These are all personal observations btw.
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7 years ago
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san_jose_guymoney was invented for handing to women, but buying dances is a chump's game
Typical SJG type shit here. I love his threads that garner responses from other folks because of the comedic responses. The ones where he speaks about weirdo shit but only keeps responding to himself? Those are boring.
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7 years ago
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san_jose_guymoney was invented for handing to women, but buying dances is a chump's game
^^^^^winner!
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7 years ago
Please. No one else respond to this piece of shit troll.
Thank you.
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7 years ago
Right when the forum was starting to be cool again we get this Mtent fuckface.
I hope whatever happened to Trucidos and the rest of those asshats happens to this piece of shit here.
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7 years ago
Wallanon you just stole the thread with that story. Damn! Hella funny, I need to read some of your reviews, sir.
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7 years ago
If you encounter a club where multiple girls are scared or questions your rock hard boner, then fuck that club plain and simple. In a club that's good for us customers, the girls will be pissed when you AREN'T hard, not vice versa.
I'll never forget my very first visit to a strip club. I had no idea what to expect in a lap dance. But I remember keeping my hands to the side and moving my hard dick to the side. The dancer sat on my lap and I feel her moving side to side covering my entire lap with her ass moving around. Finally she exclaims 'I can't find your friend, where is he?'. Then she stands up to turn around and give me a short air dance and I took the opportunity to move him in position. I suspect that's exactly why she stood up. Once she sits back down she's like 'oh, there he is!' and proceeded to grind the shit out 'my friend'. Then after about 30 seconds of my hands to the side she says 'you can touch me, you know'. That experience set the stage for why I like clubs so much. Thank God my first dances were with a girl like that and not one who was scared of a dick or being groped.
I'll also never forget the first time I encountered a dancer like the one who you described, scared of a boner. I was at Gold Club in SF and this great looking dancer was in the beginning of her lap dance giving me a air dance facing away. I was adjusting my member for better position when she turned around and caught me and asked 'what are you doing??!!'. I'm like, what do you think? Then this chick air dances the rest of the song. I was done with her, and done with that club after that. Places like that need no patronage from me.
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7 years ago
^^^^^LOL!
If he hangs around awhile or even looks into some past posts I'm sure he'll find out what's really up.
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7 years ago
AMPs are your best bet. I'm not sure of the good ones down there so use rubmaps to find them.
Other than AMPs, your best bet is SF. And even there it's only available in the seedy little dive clubs. The upscale clubs like Gold Club, Penthouse, and Hustler are hot girls but low mileage.
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7 years ago
You gotta be kidding, right?
Every strip club in San Jose sucks. Just read the reviews. You can barely grab a tit, let alone FS.
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7 years ago
Out of curiosity, how exactly do you guys approach the obvious escorts at the slot machines late at night in the casinos? Last summer I was walking through the circus circus casino on my way to the taxi area to catch my limo to Sapphire. It was late, like 3am and sitting at a slot machine I saw the most banging Latina I'd seen all weekend. Huge tits popping out, pretty face, couldn't see her ass because she was sitting. But I was sold. Watched her for a few minutes like a stalker to see if she was with someone. Not a soul came to join her for a while. She just played with her phone the whole time. I contemplated going over and trying to make small talk, hoping it could somehow lead to me bringing her back to my room for money and skip the strip club. But since I'd never picked up a Vegas escort before I was worried. I didn't wanna sound corny coming in with some tired ass line. So I punked out and took myself to Sapphire instead.
What works in approaching these obvious working girls?
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7 years ago
Ah, so the subject matter made the hour boring? I agree with you that talking that long about uninteresting crap, even with a hot naked chick for that long is quite boring. Unless the contact while we're talking is excellent.
I had this same experience but not nearly as long. Chick at Playhouse in NJ named Messina who is famous for rambling. But I learned the hard way. Out in the bar area and she's chatting me up about the most random shit while in the exact same position as you were, in a high chair groping her ass and staring at her fabulous tits. But after just five minutes of that it got old, quick. Not sure how you weren't able to cut your girl off. Once I brought up dances we went in the back where she continued her rambling, but it's much more tolerable when you're sucking on tits, grinding her, and tittyfucking her.
Well, like someone else said, at least it wasn't all on your dime. After that long I might have tried to get more brave out in that front room. Maybe spin her around and let her keep talking while I get a standing grind from behind her. Like Sirlapdancealot used to always post about his civie time with his ATF. She could talk for as long as she wanted then lol.
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7 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Sad part is, you know this same situation is replaying all over the country, multiple times per day. This is why ROBs will always exist.
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7 years ago
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
Ok never mind. Just went and looked it up. So her whole reason to show herself with that scar is to show that she is strong and not worried about body shamers. Well shit more power to her!
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7 years ago
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
That can't be her. No way she'd allow herself to possibly be photographed while she has that huge visible scar. These celebrities are usually uptight as fuck about that. Even with sneaky paparazzi, she wouldn't be caught in a bikini until that healed or she had some makeup applied. Not believing that's her until I see some more proof.
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7 years ago
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flagoonerEverything written by this member is a fact.
I think it was an attempt to get SLD to post something, anything. Since he hasn't posted in a few weeks or so.
Seems like he's taking a break from the site, or maybe just done with it all together.
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7 years ago
TUSCL is the definition of tough love. You ask for advice here you better be prepared to take a verbal beating lol.
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7 years ago
Galiziabob I'll be waiting for the review.
Can't wait till it's my turn. September can't get here fast enough.
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7 years ago
^^^^^thats not humble you lucky fuck face!!!
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7 years ago
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gothamytefrom that Adam Westsiiiide of Gotham
They actually played Eryka Badu's "appletree" in a strip club??? Never would have imagined that lol.
Most of the music is a blur to me since it's mostly mumble rap stuff that I hear and don't really pay attention to. But at Playhouse in NJ the lovely Thais danced on stage to Justin Timberlake's 'Cant stop the feeling' and now every time I hear it I think of that. I liked the song before but now it has a sexy visual to go with it. Much better than the "Trolls" movie visual lol.
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7 years ago
^^^^^This is actually a good idea. Add it to the description of the club where it tells the address, hours, drink prices, etc. I hadn't experienced a tip parade until I went to Oasis in Philly but from the reviews here I knew what to expect.