"Not so " Humble Bragging !

Back in the early 70's my buddy and I took on 11 putas from 8PM until 6AM in Acapulco. $10 a piece back then. He got the last one while we were waiting for a taxi cab. He said that he paid her 50 cents for a BJ.

I’ve never asked a cutomer to just give me money for some sob story crap. It’s mostly out of self interest, bc I think it makes more money in the long run. Gosh, I’ve got good business sense! ;P

^right

Fuck you! Where’s your brag?

No bashing other's brags. If you don't like something, come up with something better .

I made it rain 30k, locked down the hottest stripper in a 3 piece suit, got front room dfk, and found a redhead 18 y.o. ds all in the same night.

I've been told I have a really big dick.

Maybe I should have said please tell the truth. But it may be more fun this way.

A fake brag, on a bragging thread, is like having a parody acct just to be yourself, so that you don’t get your ‘real’ feelings hurt when ppl think you are lame.

^no clue if you're still talking to me. But I am lame.

^ also, not a brag. You suck at this! ;P

No really. I have nothing to brag about...

I gave Stormy Daniels strep throat DFK'ing in the front room.

No but seriously I do have a big cock

The health department allows you to have roosters where you live?

Oh shit. I meant I was told I am a big cock

Started my clubbing mid January of this year and I have already made it to the best.....Hong Kong gentlemans club twice. My second time is at this very moment. Just checked into the hotel!

^^^^^thats not humble you lucky fuck face!!!

Haha. Girl #1 down. Going back for the shaving cream show.....again.

I've got a big dick !! LMAO

Galiziabob I'll be waiting for the review.

Can't wait till it's my turn. September can't get here fast enough.

I connected with two girls that I didn't know we're sisters. They compared notes and ended up ganging up On me in a good way.

^ gross. :/

Jared, There is nothing like a 3-some with sisters. Wow. You may win the prize.

TFP, you need to come sooner! That's an eternity when thinking about this place.

Not really a brag or accomplishment - but I'm able to discuss my sexual desires with dancers in a non-creepy way - and it has produced freaky, wild and happy results without wasting anyone's time.
Was too round-about in the past. Thank you TUSCL.

And BJ99 - yeah that is bragworthy - making money by dancing your ass off versus shedding tears.
But I'm sure some customers have given you money for nothing - coz don't come across too many upright dancers.

I too have done a 3 some with sisters. Here is the proof:

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gridget
MAY 25, 2009
lol shadowcat...yeah my sister is probably never coming back to south carolina...she is messed up half way across the world...however more than willing to do a 3some with you and another chick...you know anything for you:)"

wow SC - that's a blast from the past!

Joke time:
If three-some is when three people are involved in sex and
four-some is when four people are involved in sex, then
I must be handsome.

I did a threesome with 2 female cousins. Cousin 1 was a working girl, but Cousin 2 tagged along just for the fun of it.

I completed 10 days of the "12 Lays of Christmas" challenge (there were two repeats in there, so that was a little bit of cheating).

I spent 20 hours of a 2-day weekend with my SB in one sexual activity or another. At my age, was also impressed that it was possible. I'm not even gonna mention the terms of the arrangement. You'd never believe it.

My brag is very different. I went with two buddies - for a drive through Manhattan. We stopped to pick up a Holland Tunnel hooker. I didn’t know if the hooker was a she or a he-she - so I told them to let me out.

I went to a deli and got a sandwich and a few beers. I sat out by the curb until they were finished fucking the hooker.

I had restraint once! But it didn’t last -

Still being able to do it and not feeling as if I p*ssed away too much money......it's an ongoing humble brag.

I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom!

Seriously though, I went to a local club and started chatting it up with a very hot waitress. Latina, 5 feet tall, long wavy blonde/brown hair, brown eyes, and a perfect, athletic body. Tight, toned and with curves in the right places. She had just left Twin Peaks to start working there. It was a slow night, with only a few dancers and a handful of customers, so the atmosphere was perfect. Waitresses did private dances also, at a slightly higher rate. After a while, we were getting frisky with each other, so I told her that I wanted to go somewhere quiet. She led me to a secret private dance area I didn’t even know existed. It was a loft in the back, almost directly above the DJ booth. It wasn’t completely enclosed, but private enough to where no one could look up and see what you were doing. She led me up the stairs and we sat on a couch. Waitresses weren’t allowed to get naked, but BAM...she stripped down to nothing! She gave me free rein to explore every inch of her body. Then she said “Do you have a condom? I want you to fuck me.” So I slipped into one and we got it on, chatted a little more, and I left with her number. We did a FWB thing for about 6 months, AND a night at her place turned into a threesome with her hot busty roommate (who kinda looked like Mariska Hargitay). That was 2 years ago, and who knows where she is now.

RickRollin - great story! Your description of her roommate looking like Mariska Hargitay makes it even better. I always found Detective Olivia Benson to be very sexy!

I'd do Ms. Hargitay, she should enjoy my big dick. :)

^Aren't your "special victims" usually a little younger?