"Not so " Humble Bragging !
Warrior15
Anywhere there are Titties.
OK guys. Here is your chance. What are you most proud of in your Mongering/Strip Clubbing ? What great accomplishment ? What great deal ? How many did you bag in one night ? What famous person did you boink ?
I mentioned it in the Humble Bragging thread. I went to TJ and got laid 7 times in less than 36 hours. I'm in my 50's so I am very proud I can still physically do that.
Now, give me your best shot. What have you done ?
I mentioned it in the Humble Bragging thread. I went to TJ and got laid 7 times in less than 36 hours. I'm in my 50's so I am very proud I can still physically do that.
Now, give me your best shot. What have you done ?
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Can't wait till it's my turn. September can't get here fast enough.
Was too round-about in the past. Thank you TUSCL.
But I'm sure some customers have given you money for nothing - coz don't come across too many upright dancers.
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gridget
MAY 25, 2009
lol shadowcat...yeah my sister is probably never coming back to south carolina...she is messed up half way across the world...however more than willing to do a 3some with you and another chick...you know anything for you:)"
Joke time:
If three-some is when three people are involved in sex and
four-some is when four people are involved in sex, then
I must be handsome.
I completed 10 days of the "12 Lays of Christmas" challenge (there were two repeats in there, so that was a little bit of cheating).
I spent 20 hours of a 2-day weekend with my SB in one sexual activity or another. At my age, was also impressed that it was possible. I'm not even gonna mention the terms of the arrangement. You'd never believe it.
I went to a deli and got a sandwich and a few beers. I sat out by the curb until they were finished fucking the hooker.
I had restraint once! But it didn’t last -
Seriously though, I went to a local club and started chatting it up with a very hot waitress. Latina, 5 feet tall, long wavy blonde/brown hair, brown eyes, and a perfect, athletic body. Tight, toned and with curves in the right places. She had just left Twin Peaks to start working there. It was a slow night, with only a few dancers and a handful of customers, so the atmosphere was perfect. Waitresses did private dances also, at a slightly higher rate. After a while, we were getting frisky with each other, so I told her that I wanted to go somewhere quiet. She led me to a secret private dance area I didn’t even know existed. It was a loft in the back, almost directly above the DJ booth. It wasn’t completely enclosed, but private enough to where no one could look up and see what you were doing. She led me up the stairs and we sat on a couch. Waitresses weren’t allowed to get naked, but BAM...she stripped down to nothing! She gave me free rein to explore every inch of her body. Then she said “Do you have a condom? I want you to fuck me.” So I slipped into one and we got it on, chatted a little more, and I left with her number. We did a FWB thing for about 6 months, AND a night at her place turned into a threesome with her hot busty roommate (who kinda looked like Mariska Hargitay). That was 2 years ago, and who knows where she is now.