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6 years ago
Nude dances are the bomb because the very fact that the girls is nude. A nude girls trumps pretty much everything else - especially when she’s proud of her kitty.
Best nice dance ever was in Hurley last summer. Usually all the places are topless w/o even a pussy flash. I’d come across a cute little brunette with a slim build but full c titties topped with little nipples. Yes she had some sag happening but they were not milker titties. I really liked her vibe so intipped pretty well and did acouple game lap dances. As the night went on I got more handsy as she didn’t object - even to the point of letting her bottoms drop when I playfully pulled them down. She made sure we both had a great time with me experiencing my first bare stripper slide!
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6 years ago
Nude dances are the bomb because the very fact that the girls is nude. A nude girls trumps pretty much everything else - especially when she’s proud of her kitty.
Best nice dance ever was in Hurley last summer. Usually all the places are topless w/o even a pussy flash. I’d come across a cute little brunette with a slim build but full c titties topped with little nipples. Yes she had some sag happening but they were not milker titties. I really liked her vibe so intipped pretty well and did acouple game lap dances. As the night went on I got more handsy as she didn’t object - even to the point of letting her bottoms drop when I playfully pulled them down. She made sure we both had a great time with me experiencing my first bare stripper slide!
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6 years ago
Nude dances are the bomb because the very fact that the girls is nude. A nude girls trumps pretty much everything else - especially when she’s proud of her kitty.
Best nice dance ever was in Hurley last summer. Usually all the places are topless w/o even a pussy flash. I’d come across a cute little brunette with a slim build but full c titties topped with little nipples. Yes she had some sag happening but they were not milker titties. I really liked her vibe so intipped pretty well and did acouple game lap dances. As the night went on I got more handsy as she didn’t object - even to the point of letting her bottoms drop when I playfully pulled them down. She made sure we both had a great time with me experiencing my first bare stripper slide!
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6 years ago
My only injury clubbing happened long ago in Dallas when a beautiful chocolate dancer unzipped me and let my little head loose to see day light. He was excited that he was being turned loose so he was hard. The dancer misjudged how hard he was and damned near bent the poor guy beyond 90 degrees and kept on pulling till I slapped her hand away for being stupid.
But the up side was that she kissed his owie till he threw up in her mouth.
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6 years ago
Not any more weird than the rest of us. Everyone has something that excites them or gets their freak on in a blink. Lots of strippers either booze/drug them selves into their mood.
As I get a little older I’m finding that being gray haired and furry chested works to my advantage. Last couple strippers I’ve tsken to private have really enjoyed playing with my furry chest - nipple licking/sucking, rubbing their titties across the bare chest, and curling up in my lap. I’m now hearing, “I’ve got Daddy issues! Can I play with you?”
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6 years ago
Paul Drakes comment is right in my experience. Recently was working back in So Minn and wandered into CJ Theater in Myrtle. It had been a long time.
I came across an obvious new inductee to the World of Exotic dancing. A young, tanned blonde who was shadowing a slightly older brunette. The mentor danced with the blonde on stage and they were almost joined at the hip. Brunette actually took the clothes off the blonde the first couple sets till they were both nude - really hot to watch!
Not being an idiot I tipped them both and was very complimentary with my comments at the rail. It was fun to watch the blonde watch as the brunette walked off stage nude and interacted with guys. She even came back into the private space as the brunette did some lappers with me. Eventually sat with them both and provided some shots.
Ended the night doing lappers with the blonde - drunk by now (didn’t take many shots eother
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6 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
If the SC is open there should always be at least a half dozen dancers. That six should have acouple spinners, a couple gnd and a Barbie. This demographic will appeal to a good cross section of mongers who will in turn spen money on the girls and suck some titties thus getting thirsty resulting in beverage sales. A win win for the owners, wait staff, dancers and mongers. Everyone is happy generating positive reviews and keeping the success circle spinning.
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6 years ago
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steeldog65I swear, it's just shrinkage due the cold
Wow! What an oh shit experience!
There is a quite from the movie Forest Gump that popped into my mind as I read your post.....
Run Forest Run!
Just saying
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6 years ago
I really don’t care if that made the guy happy. But I hope she got paid a handsome fee for giving him his fetish fix. Personally I find it gross and sort of stupid - but we all have our oddities - I would much prefer to throw a tongue around her beautiful nipples.
Some thing are just better not videoed or photographed. The written or verbal description is usually sufficient to gross a person out.
Just saying.....
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6 years ago
Yeppo. Like all Mongers on here there are times a beautiful young thing will commence to excite this old man.
Personally I really don’t enjoy it when my little head throws up in our slacks - that wet feeling is best when it happens as he and I run bare ass naked into some pretty girls mouth, boobies or pink kitty.
I usually work hard to not spew my spunk in my pants - once several years ago in Dallas a relatively new dancer who was an absolute spinner was sliding her cute little ass up and down my pants and reaching through to cup my balls.
Before I knew it I had that rumbling feeling and it wasn’t something I’d eaten.
I gently pushed her away, grabbed my cock through the opening of my cargo shorts and let him spew spunk on the floor. She just rocked back and waited till he was feeling better.
She shocked the hell out of me when she said she would have swallowed that load instead of dumping it on the floor. I just sort of smirked and started to put him away. She commenced to slap me and licked me clean - then she put him away.
Yes, I got her schedule and digits so I could accommodate her wishes.
Looking back it was funnier than hell because they dancers were always giving dances to guys in these high backed chairs on wheels that they would just roll around to make little forts for some limited privacy. I really enjoyed those forts after I figured out how the game was played.
My education was fulfilled back in 2010 when I pulled a chair away from a fort not knowing what was going on and getting an eye full of a guy with white hair eating a really young black dancers pussy (he was in there up to his ears!) and she just looked over smiled and said something like.... Honey, I’ll be ready for you to fuck me in a couple minutes - he is the best pussy licker - he’s made me cum already! I just sort of stammered some nonsense, pushed the chair back in and ran into a waitress who laughed at me.
Thankfully the waitress took pity on me and almost perp walked me to a chair closer to the stage where she said I would be safe - she took my drink order and came back sitting down in a chair to educate me because I was a damned yankee. When the black dancer came over my favorite waitress told her I was hers for tonight.
I appreciated that because I wasn’t ready to go full on freaky fucking at that point and I told the waitress that - she laughed and watched out for me as she worked. She would bring different white girls over that night and give us our very explicit directions. It was almost like having your older sister introduce to the world of itc fun/games. By the end of the night I was enjoying myself, had kept my cock in my pants and limited myself to a hell of a lot of ass grabbing and titty sucking with a bit of fingering for fun.
Toward the end of that night my waitress came over, sat in my lap cowgirl and asked for a lap dance back in the chairs. Not being a fool, I agreed and gave her my last $50. She smiled, stood up and stripped right in front of my near the stage chair - you could have heard a pin drop if the music wasn’t blasting - a rocking tight body with no tatts and the cutest little butt. Off we went to the high backed chairs! Made a fort and off with my shirt. We played for what seemed like forever and then she told me my world was going to spin. Out came my cock and it slide in her mouth with a slurp - yep, I was hard. She sucked me till I blew an awfully big load in her mouth. I think my heart stopped when I stopped pumping my load into her mouth. She crawled into my lap facing me and opened her mouth and all I saw was this huge puddle of spunk in there. After she dribbled it into her hands she rubbed her chest with it like it was lotion. Then I had to run the lotion in and yes, I have to admit it was fun to lick my cum off her nipples.
We stayed back in the chairs for quite a while before she told me to go home and come back to see her again the next weekend afternoon when she worked.
When I left my was spinning!
I had learned things to do instead of spewing in my pants!
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6 years ago
Too flipping funny!
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6 years ago
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flagoonerEverything written by this member is a fact.
Why guys feel they need to go in groups is beyond stupid - these are the people who you hang out with in real life. Who in their right mind wants people in their real life knowing that they enjoy sucking some random girls nipples? Or that they enjoy putting a dollar bill on their face so a stripper can pick it off their face with her pussy lips or butt? Or that they get their jollies having some stripper younger than their daughter or sister motorboat his face with her titties?
Like most mongers I like to go do my own thing for that exact point - I can do my own thing and no body knows! Keeps everyone happy.
We have all seen the fools out with a group where there are acouple guys “really” enjoying the strippers and acouple guys are sort of tagging along. You can be damned sure the tag alongs are trying to behave out of respect for their SO and family and you can be double dog sure their SOs will Grill and Question them heavily in the near future.
This past summer I was in a strip club when a bachelor party showed up and started throwing cash around - the dancers responded as expected. They got the groom on stage, stripped him to his skivies, slapped a dog collar and leash on him, cuffed him and then stripped his skivies off him. Everyone was having a great old time along sniffers row as us regulars filtered away to put add distance as the dancer started using a vibrator on his erection.
Before we could blink in came the bachelorette party with his soon to be bride - that was funnier than hell as the shit hit the fan. She lost her shit entirely at her former to be husband, her brother the former best man and every guy along the stage. The girls in her bachelorette group seemed to be the wives or girlfriends of most of the guys because it erupted into a holy cluster fuck of screaming, cussing, slapping, crying, hitting and throwing drinks as these women went after the guys of the bachelor party. It was funny to watch as the dancers were quietly swept away from the action by the regulars. And it was even funnier to see the look on “his” face as “she” screamed that they were done and she didn’t want his fucking ring that flew so nice across the bar.
My point is that this is a hobby best enjoyed with out an audience.
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6 years ago
Sounds like road trip time for you! Best way to make an informed decision is to do your own research.
A really long time ago I came across a very pretty dancer in a townie sort of strip club in rural MN. Turns out this dancer was a public school teacher from several states away and wasn’t making much $$ as a teacher and was planning to spend the summer dancing in strip bars far from her hometown. I met her during Spring Break and she shared she was stripping in three different cities during Break to see if she liked stripping and if she could make money.
This was all pre Internet and when cell phones were downright primitive.
She had really nice moves to go with her trim body and seemed to get into private dances as well.
It turns out that she followed through with her plan to strip the summer away because in came across her acouple times that summer in different stripper bars in the area. It was interesting to watch her because she was definitely focused on the $$ part of this gig. She didn’t spend any of her own money in the bar, refused all offers of alcohol, didn’t smoke, and her outfits were either skimpy swim suits or too small outfits that she shed pretty quickly. Her most amusing habit was that during a three song set she was usually nude by the end of the first song - I got her to explain finally because most dancers don’t go nude till the end of their set. Her answer was that she knew men liked nude, she said she liked being nude and so why tease because she had found out that she got more tips the more she was nude.
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6 years ago
Gawkers stories rock! I fear aging hasn’t been kind and won’t let up. So, building interest is the best route.
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6 years ago
Up North in Wisconsin, there isn’t too much regulation particularly if you’re viewed as a traveling through regular. Sitting at the bar with a little young spinner I’m playing with her top and untie stuff so it sort of just slides quietly into her Crown Royal bag. No one says a word and then while we’re messing around I untie her bottoms (bikini) and this time I put her bottoms in the Crown bag. More messing around happens as I’m fingering her pretty well. Much to my surprise she cums loudly! The bartender just points to the vip and just growls, “Go finish her and do it good!” We just sulked away and had a damned good time. Bartender got a hefty tip and dancer wouldn’t take anything.
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6 years ago
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rickduganVerified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
Interesting question...... I would run into the married/so issues at sc. interestingly at my current favorite place (Geisha House) there is no mention of such vibe killing bs from the girls I have met up with there. A long time ago in Minneapolis I became infatuated with a really cute strawberry blond who was unbelievable every time out of the chute. I finally started asking about OTC only to be told sure but she’d have to call her baby daddy from outside the club to tell him to keep the little one for the night. I was ok with that. But, I almost had a stroke when she made the call as we were walking down the street because she told him, and I quote (roughly), “You gotta keep the kiddo for the night because I’m going home with this cute old guy and I can’t wait for him to fuck me!” No shit! I laughed and told her she was ballsy.
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6 years ago
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CristobalI give in to sin because you have to make this life livable
Mine are attitude and poor hygiene. Awhile back I had a 22yo blond with a perfect body ready to agree to otc on a regular schedule at her apt w/o a lot of messing around. My little head told me to investigate with a private dance. Damn her bikini region stunk of piss, feces and stale pussy - quickly got out of that!
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6 years ago
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founderslip a dollar in her g-string for me
I really appreciate the effort that you put in on this project. I don’t understand trolls, I can’t see their purposes and really don’t like that they waste my time by misleading me. So thanks again
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6 years ago
Only thing is my dick in their lips spewing cum all over their titties.
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6 years ago
It has happened acouple times and is always a surprise and treat. In Hurley, WI there was a brunette who would always be very kind to me and we started sitting around talking as I would stop in on my travels. I started making sure I spent $50 a time just on her for dances - didn’t buy her any drinks - didn’t tip while talking. Sort of tried to train her that I was good for $50 and she learned.
On one trip, met up with her on a busy night when the a/c was out and she was drunk. Went to the couches and told her that the sweaty look really is a turn on - she surprised me by taking my shirt off me, peeling my belt off and having me empty my pockets. I asked huh? She just laughed, told me I was always kind to her, respected her boundaries and now it was pay back. I told her we could go as long as she wanted up to $200. She started dancing by stripping completely nude - I almost had a stroke. She pulled my mouth to her nipples and didn’t pull away. I was busy playing with her body as she started grinding on my hardening dick. Before I knew it she started DFKing me and breathing very hard. She pulled away and rubbed my crotch - looked at me, smiled and thanked me for letting her cum/squirt on my front. I asked her surprisingly that she climaxes?? She said yes and the shed wanted to do that with me for a while. I asked how much? She said $20. - no tip. Told me to stay around as she danced on stage. She flashed me her pussy as she danced two sets and insisted we just sit and talk between - no lap dances. I played along with her and made sure that I tipped heavily when she was on stage -$20 in singles. As it got to be go home time I told her I’d really like another couple dances or go home with her to pleasure her more or share a hotel room. She laughed, told me she couldn’t take a boy home b/c a child, never had done hotel with a custie. But we will do more dances. Same program second show but this time after she climaxed (and soaked my pants-very soft khakis), she let me fiv - her clit was very hard and protruding. She unzipped me, slid my pants (comando) to the floor and gave me an awesome bbbj. It didn’t take long for me to blow - she let me blow all over her tits and licked me clean. Would only take another $20 as a tip and told me it was time for me to go home. I asked her about clean up as she dressed me - she just looked at me, smiled and poured my beer across her chest to wash the spunk off. Slipped her g-string and stripper heels back on, kissed me and left the LD booth and walked up on stage in front of a full house to dance the last set of the night.
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6 years ago
Thank you! Thank you!
#30 made my day
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6 years ago
Yeppo. Many years ago in Myrtle MN I was sitting at the high top tables enjoying the night except for some youngsters who were obnoxious drunk at sniffers row. They let them get away with a lot including taking their T-shirt’s off. But when one put a wrapped condom up on the top rail it got really funny. The dancer was early 20’s and drop fucking dead gorgeous with pierced nipples. She leaned in to the guy, whispered in his ear and he said really loud No Shit?? The dancer pulled her bottoms off as he dropped his pants exposing his dick. Faster than fuck the waitress grabbed his junk and squeezed and pulled him to standing. The bartender who was a cutie too grabbed his friends by the ears. The two girls prev walked the three freaks out the door telling them to never come back. The 8-10 others in the place just laughed and laughed.
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6 years ago
You are dehydrated fella!! Hydrate with lots of water, pineapple/orange juice and top shelf whiskey. You can have heavy full balls and cum a lot but everything will feel fine the next day. Have your play date massage your ball sac with lotion before, during and after a good fuck. You’ll be in business!
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6 years ago
Acouple years ago No Illinois was being clobbered by week after week snowstorms. Always cold. Always shoveling snow. Always scrapping windshields. Going to the strip club was fantastic. It was always hopping. I remember one little blonde spinner who was stuck up like mad. Turns out she got conveniently friendly because her apartment was damned cold. Turned out giving nude lap dances in a topless club for acouple months. Dances weren’t the only thing that happened either.
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6 years ago
I do believe a full report is in order. Just be sure to buy her at least one lap dance!