discussion comment
6 years ago
future POTUS and Senator in training
Retired Queen Troll of TUSCL...who will succeed my reign?
How do u ride a cock?
Lick the shaft with a juicy tongue - play with his balls - lick his balls - stroke him till the cock is hard and he’s breathing harder. Finger your pussy till you’re wet while you lick and suck his cock. When your pussy is wet rub your juices all over his cock. When you’re hornet spread your legs and firmly guide his cock into your pussy. Commence to ride him until he sprays spunk inside your dumb ass pussy. When he pulls out be sure to lock his cock clean and show him his cum on your tongue. Then scoop his spunk out of your wet pussy and rub it all over your titties because fresh spunk will make titties get even bigger.
discussion comment
6 years ago
future POTUS and Senator in training
Retired Queen Troll of TUSCL...who will succeed my reign?
How do u ride a cock?
Lick the shaft with a juicy tongue - play with his balls - lick his balls - stroke him till the cock is hard and he’s breathing harder. Finger your pussy till you’re wet while you lick and suck his cock. When your pussy is wet rub your juices all over his cock. When you’re hornet spread your legs and firmly guide his cock into your pussy. Commence to ride him until he sprays spunk inside your dumb ass pussy. When he pulls out be sure to lock his cock clean and show him his cum on your tongue. Then scoop his spunk out of your wet pussy and rub it all over your titties because fresh spunk will make titties get even bigger.
discussion comment
6 years ago
Vantablack
GOODBYE TUSCL!! :)
What's the funniest thing you've seen in a strip club?
The funniest thing ever happened at CJs Recenge Thestre in Myrtle MN more than 10 years ago. This is a hole in the wall joint out in the middle of nowhere - but it got fun at times when the staff and dancers realized they knew/were comfortable with everyone in the place. It has a communal Lap Dance room where the cameras are always broken - thank god for technology! I was back playing with a 22 yo blond who was busily rubbing her fifties all over my face. I looked over to see a 18yo damned cute stripper giving a mid 20’s college girl a lap dance - the buyer commenced to strip out of her clothes till she was nude and the she undressed the stripper of her thing and they went after each other like they were both men playing with an awesome woman’s body. Soon the whole bar was in the Lap Dance area watching the show.
discussion comment
6 years ago
NJBalla
New York
Girl walking around naked after FS session
You’re right that it’s a sight to behold. A long time back I saw a dancer walk out of a lap dance booth carrying her shoes, crown royal purse/bag She started cruising for her next friend - she was young, slim, tanned, shaved - it was a topless only. She cane over glistening with sweat and handed my buddy a condom (in the wrapper). He was back in the booth in a blink. Turns out she had been FSing most of the night. Yeppo, she wasn’t particularly tight when I got my turn - but it was a release!
review comment
6 years ago
Btvl
Minnesota
Definitely a regulars bar
Welcome to podunk attitude
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6 years ago
Maxxy
Sizzle, no steak
Back in the day there were about six different places in that area of Minneapolis that offered peep shows and porn in booths. It was a hoot to cruise through the area around 10/11pm on Friday nights. You saw all sorts cruising around and really cute hookers connecting with new friends both inside the shops and along the street. There was a bar called the Whale where nude strippers started at 9am everyday and two doors down the street was a bar with gay and lesbian dance shows. It was a wild part of Minneapolis!!
review comment
6 years ago
laura.shellwin
Wisconsin
Decent time
Yes you make a good point - a website presence would be really nice so a person would know who was working and their appearance. I have gotten in the habit of going in fully prepared to play but also prepared to walk too. Someone else here on TUSCL had suggested this strategy and it does work very well. I have also worked to learn the names of the different technicians because there have been times that I have also called over and asked who was working - this was helpful because I was working to see Tiffany again.
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6 years ago
Xombie
Room splitting
Are you saying that the private dance rooms or vips will now have two dancers giving two mongers lap dances?
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6 years ago
Yhdeseau1111gepiyrf
Paid a lot, but she was hot
Sorry for your subpar experience! Just know that things will turn around when you least expect it.
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6 years ago
George123789
Somewhere over the rainbow looking at tits
Finally
Think fun bartender who dresses pretty/sexy and will flirt = her
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6 years ago
FLAP3000
Illinois
Should Have Stuck to my Guns
Really like the Ruth Chris line! That must have gotten her goat
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6 years ago
MrContactGuy
STILL the best club in the DMV
Sorry to sound dim, but what is DMV?
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6 years ago
Furfumfum
First time at a Club by myself.
Yep. You got it right. A lot of dancers with use any variation of smoke and mirrors to separate you from your cash. Read reviews and look for strategies you are comfortable using during your visits. The biggest strategy you can learn is to give the perception of being a regular - puts them at ease because they know you are not the law, not a threat to their safety and maybe even good for a couple laughs. It will pay benefits!
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6 years ago
da king
Illinois
Nice erotic massage joint
Thanks
article comment
6 years ago
Okeigh
First Visit to a Strip Club
Damn! What an experience-didn’t feel that until I had been mongering for acouple years.
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6 years ago
George123789
Somewhere over the rainbow looking at tits
So Dancers do get excited!
Reverend, Thank you for your wise counsel. Those times are carefully saved to the hard drive in my mind.
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6 years ago
George123789
Somewhere over the rainbow looking at tits
So Dancers do get excited!
Thanks. And your last three sentences say volumes!
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6 years ago
WILLYSGOTAWOMAN
New Jersey
Meditations of a Married Man II
How about being able to use my FSA debit card at my local SC?
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6 years ago
DFreshPalace
California
Single Moms: I Got Your Back
And single mothers are very motivated! Their appearance, attitude, vibe and approach are usually awesome they want to engage guys and show them a good time. I ran across one once who told me about all the things she does to be beautiful from pedicures to exhausting workouts to diet restrictions and waxing all things sexy. Showing a little genuine interest in their kiddos does wonders at increasing their friendliness.