The Deal Breaker
Cristobal
I give in to sin because you have to make this life livable
Recently, I met the dancer who checked all the boxes for me but as we were getting to know each other her phone rang and I could clearly see her lock screen had a picture of her and her significant other cuddling, so I tipped her and left.
I'm not naive to believe that dancers don't have significant others but I don't want to hear or see them, it's one of my deal breakers.
Do you have any deal breakers? Feel free to discuss my and your deal breakers.
I'm not naive to believe that dancers don't have significant others but I don't want to hear or see them, it's one of my deal breakers.
Do you have any deal breakers? Feel free to discuss my and your deal breakers.
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- low-mileage/GPS
- ROB
Yeah, it is funny in hindsight but not in the moment as I was all revved up and ready to go and to see that was completely deflating.
Exactly, it kills the fantasy.
How would she like it that instead of paying for our drinks with $100s and $20s, we used coupons and spare change, I'm sure her fantasy would be ruined.
Among the things that are deal killers for me:
Ghetto attitude or affects
Some piercings: eyebrow, face, and septum are examples of instant deal-killers for me
Some tattoos: many neck or face tattoos, and sometimes full sleeves
Fake ass
Doesn't drink alcohol
1. Flat chested
2. Poor blowjob skills
I don't think poor bj skills can be a deal breaker, since to give you a bj the deal must be consummated.
A deal breaker is something you see, smell, hear or touch before you get intimate.
Smoking used be a deal breaker but then I was so attracted to a dancer who I saw smoked that I overlooked it and she rocked my world.
- fake ass
- stomach pooch (even a little)
- nose rings
- dreadlocks
Fake asses should be illegal
ROB should really go without saying
- approaching me puffing on a cigarette
- fake tits
The rest of her better be too-good to pass up in order for the above to not disqualify her
But these days I don't expect much beyond her entertaining me well and giving me fair value for my investment - I personally feel I should not expect more than that - IMO most dancers are already selling their dignity per se to satisfy my monger-appetite and I don't feel they owe me anything beyond that nor do I think I should expect it.
And I assume most of them will have an S.O. by virtue of being young and hot and perhaps promiscuous or a party-girl that comes into contact with a lot of guys her age - and yes I know all this doesn't apply to every dancer but probably many if not most.
For me it's futile and/or counterproductive to let that bother me and perhaps pass up on some great dancers.
Agree dealbreakers are fake ass or real dick...
For me:
- Body odor (including reeking of cigarettes)
- Bad breath
Seeing the phone wallpaper of her boyfriend...? Meh. That's not great, but also not a deal breaker.
Flat chested. She could have the prettiest face in the world and the greatest looking ass but if I don't see some nice big boobs I can't do it. Which brings me to.....
A flat ass. She could have the greatest tits in the world, but if her ass is like a pancake then I still can't do it. At least have a little something back there. Not even a lot, but something, anything.
Body odor or reeks of cigarette smoke. I don't mind her smelling like weed though lol.
Asks for a tip before the dance even begins. I'm cool, I'll find someone else. Too many bad experiences with those types.
Too many tattoos. I actually don't mind a moderate amount. But when they start looking like MS-13 members where you can't even tell what color their flesh is, then no thanks.
--Tried really hard to look at septum rings as some sort of expression of individuality. But simply can't stand them, as always.
Saggy tits
Fake ass
Stomach pooch
A year ago I wouldn’t have liked too many piercings on tattoos- but I’ve given them a chance and been pleasantly surprised more often than not. Same thing with girls that tell me they have kids. Generally I think my deal breaker list is shrinking- yet I don’t think I’m lowering my standards.
I don't really care if she has a significant other or not but at the club when she is working I don't want to see or hear about him.
Over the past few months I've gotten pass some of my former deal breakers (tattoos, braces, smoking, kids) more interested in my jollies than my hangups.
Perhaps, this too shall pass but as of now seeing or hearing about a significant other is one of my deal breakers.
Also agreed about the glitter. That shit's like radiation, once it gets in, you cannot get it out. At least not for a long damn while.
I had a similar experience at a new club, the dancer was a hot, latina spinner but I decided to go for the test drive and her pussy smelled rotten, I could not wait for the dance to end.
Half of you just described my first 2 wives!
Deal breakers for me are fuggly or stinky.
Bad attitude.
Butterfaces.
Fake tits/ass.
Too fat.
Hygiene issues,
Obvious opiate use.
SO in the club.
Wearing glitter or heavy perfume.
*TWO STRIKES AGAINST THEM*
Too many tats.
WOC (no offense, but I am not attracted to most of them).
Flat/skinny ass.
Stop by 4 other guys before coming to me.
But it happened once to me in VIP last fall. I’m polite to a fault but I stopped her and reminded her that unless she wanted to pay me her rates to listen to her rant, we needed to correct course in VIP. It turned out ok but only ok.
That's hilarious, a VIP room political discussion
Meth-addict teeth
Very short hair
Un-tamed bush region
Nipple, tongue, and/or facial piercings
Any woman with 3 or more of the above should be deported, IMHO.
However, after a few visits to TJ I noticed many of the dancers had braces and I realized that I'm denying myself a lot of great experiences because of braces.
So on my next visit I found the first cute brace face and she helped me cross braces off my deal breaker list.
I've been able to also get past tattoos and smoking via similar method.
smoking is self explanatory. the reason a bad attitude is a deal breaker no matter how hot the girl is....is because i'm at the club to have a good time and the last thing i want is a dancer with a bad attitude. in my experience, most dancers have what i would call a "neutral" attitude. meaning, they aren't thrilled to be there, but they also don't have an attitude that turns me off. a bad attitude is not something you see too often, IMO. i think they have enough common sense to know that its counter-productive.
what's really awesome is when you run into a dancer who has a good attitude. in my experience, this is unusual, but these are the girls who are good at GFE and genuinely seem like they're really into you. i know they aren't, but they make it seem that way. i guess they're just good at their job. there are 2 girls i've interacted with at my fav local club who are like this and i notice i always have a really good time with them, despite there being a couple of other girls in the club that i find hotter
When I was at Spearmint Rhino in WPB, I met a stripper with a porn star body - big fake titties (but supple and well-done), with a ballerina-tight waist and hips. She was a bit older than I take them, but a damned near perfect body. I just could not get past that New York accent.
Cheap outfits are almost a deal breaker unless they're a 9(which doesn't happen so...)
Most face tats and septum piercings are deal breakers.
I didn't think voice/accent was a deal breaker for me but I recently met two dancers that their voice/accent was almost a deal breaker.
The first was a fit/bikini model type with a feminine muscular build whose voice was just a little deeper than I used to, so much I was wondering if she/he had a bigger junior than me.
After some flirtatious conversation I was willing to find out and to my delight she was just a very fit woman.
The second dancer had a strange accent which I found annoying everytime she spoke so much that despite her body being a solid 9 and her face a borderline 8, I was ready to go because of her annoying accent.
I convinced myself I was there for the extras and not the conversation and she was a 10 on the extras, I'm glad I got past that annoying accent.
(or even halfway close.)
I would say, if she looks older than me