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Comments by yahtzee74 (page 25)

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    5 years ago
    JohnSmith69
    layin low but staying high
    Baltimore
    Parking at the Block isn't as dire as people make out. If you read the Hustler Club reviews quite a few people mention using parking garages right around the corner. That's what I do. Hustler might have been a decent choice for you because you don't mind overpaying but reviews usually say it's pretty dead midweek. Gold Club doesn't have many hot young white girls but Gold Club and Player Club are super close to each other if you want to try both you could. Gold Club has a lot girls there on Wednesdays because it's $20 lap dance day(usually $30). Gold Club used to have this hot blonde white girl who would dance completely naked for her whole 3 song set. But I haven't been there in a long time and never learned her name so no clue if she is still there.
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    5 years ago
    Warrior15
    Anywhere there are Titties.
    Earth Day 2019
    They've been telling us for decades that catastrophe is just around the corner. Hasn't happened yet. So why should I have confidence in their predictions?
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    5 years ago
    tips???
    I wasn't insulting you.
  • discussion comment
    5 years ago
    tips???
    iceyloco: >You always resort to inane attempts at insults when you can't reply lulz lulz?? You have got to be a woman in real life.
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    5 years ago
    crazyjoe
    Colorado
    Ot: Traffic Jams
    jackslash: I was driving my Z4 ... I noticed a guy was tailgating me... I check my speed and found I was driving at the speed limit of 45mph If you're only driving at the speed limit then 90% of the drivers out there think you are driving too slow. Also for some reason it's really annoying to see sporty cars driving only the speed limit. But I do hate tailgaters so I usually drive slower then. Remember what George Carlin said, if someone is driving slower than you then they're an idiot. If they're driving faster than you then they're a maniac.
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    5 years ago
    tips???
    blah: "And yet I make more money at clubs that dont have dance specials! LOL Fuck em. I'm not for sale. Anyway if I end up somewhere with specials I just give the shittiest dance on earth if I end up doing one these days." If you intentionally give bad dances on specials then of course you are going to make less money. So you make less money when you give bad dances versus when you give good dances. I like it when a dancer hears that it's a special and encourages you to take advantage of it. That's about as special as a dancer can make you feel at a club that she offers you a free dance or to spend time with you at a reduced rate.
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    6 years ago
    JuiceBox69
    Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
    Any leads on Shalynne ??
    He probably doesn't have time for TUSCL since his election.
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    6 years ago
    Papi_Chulo
    Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
    OT: Another example of the "open mindedness" of liberals
    I went into a chik-fil-a the other day where half the guys working there were fem gays.
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    future POTUS and Senator in training
    Retired Queen Troll of TUSCL...who will succeed my reign?
    Why do ppl buy homes..if u have kids maybe I get it..but I would rather have 50-
    If possible live with your parents until you can save up your money to buy the house. If you want to feel like an adult then pay your parents rent which you'll get back when they die. If you can't live with your parents then renting a house with lots of room mates should allow you to save money faster than living single.
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    future POTUS and Senator in training
    Retired Queen Troll of TUSCL...who will succeed my reign?
    Why do ppl buy homes..if u have kids maybe I get it..but I would rather have 50-
    Buy a house and rent out the rooms until you get a family.
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    6 years ago
    JohnTitor
    don't sweat the petty things-pet the sweaty things
    Do you find any truth to the "Michelle" Obama rumors?
    >So did the Obamas adopt? No, because Barack Obama is really a woman who has been raised a a boy ever since he was born in Kenya.
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    6 years ago
    JohnTitor
    don't sweat the petty things-pet the sweaty things
    teacher is horny
    I checked out the text messages. Sadly, the kid has way better game than me.
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    6 years ago
    JohnTitor
    don't sweat the petty things-pet the sweaty things
    rate this chick
    Sorry, no. Her neck isn't long enough.
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    6 years ago
    OldGringo
    Retired from internet message boards. Good luck all.
    Trump is fucked
    cjkent: “Teflon-coated presidency” It is a significant phenomenon in American politics — the willingness of voters to excuse in some politicians shortcomings that they wouldn’t accept in most others... “white privilege created the Teflon Effect in which wealth and being white as well as male allow virtually nothing to stick to a person” What about Marion Barry getting elected mayor?
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    6 years ago
    What is your opinion of strippers kissing to sell dances?
    If I wasn't attracted to her before she did that it's not going to help.
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    6 years ago
    Papi_Chulo
    Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
    OT: If you got some money to play with
    25 is correct not to pay cash. The loan is a lower percentage than the profit you'll make from investing.
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    6 years ago
    TheeOSU
    FUCK IT!
    Bob Kraft gets some...
    So the police knowingly let women continue to be abused for 8 months before they did anything about it?
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    6 years ago
    Papi_Chulo
    Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
    OT: More Californians are considering fleeing the state as they blame sky-high c
    zero energy home >The upfront cost to a single-family house will be approximately $9,500 with savings of $19,000 over 30 years. But taking 30 years to double your money isn't a good deal.
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    6 years ago
    Papi_Chulo
    Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
    Amazon says it will not build a headquarters in New York
    >list all successful socialist a countries that provide for their own defense Sweden?
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    Mate27
    TUSCL’s #1 Soothsayer!
    If you wore Black Face once in the 1980’s, are you racist?
    > if you look up minstrel shows you'll understand why the automatic assumption How many people still alive have ever been to a minstrel show?
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    Warrior15
    Anywhere there are Titties.
    Do you remember the 1st strip club you went in ?
    Yes, late 80s junior in college, local college strip club. I won't repeat the name here. Small bar. Had a decent size stage in the middle and another small stage to the side of the bar - both being used. The first dancer was really cute (a Jennifer Beals type). She danced a couple songs topless then took a break by sitting down in the middle of the stage where I asked her some questions and then she danced some more. Afterwards she came around to everyone who had tipped her on stage for a chat and a peck on the cheek. The next dancer was a little more rough looking but still had a good body. She was really into the dance, laid on her back on the stage and announced she was going to do some "puss-ups" and thrust her pelvis upwards. Then she pulled out one of her pubic hairs and dropped it into the glass of some guy who was passed out stage side. A few minutes later he came to life and guzzled it down. During this girls break a skinny wrinkly old lady bartender came up on stage and shouted out who wanted to this girls beaver. Everyone gave a hurrah but this previously rather wild girl demurely declined to take off her bottoms. So the old lady grabbed her bikini bottoms and started tussling with her trying to pull them off but unsuccessfully. On the other smaller stage was a tall thin skanky blonde with way too much makeup - one of the guys loved her. That was my first strip club but two summers previously I had been to a live sex show in Europe. I remember what the inside looked like but not the name of the theater. A group of guys I was with was walking around the street during the day when we were approached by a guy offering us a group deal to see this sex show. I think it was like $7 each so we said yes and then he walked us a couple of blocks to the theater. Just as we came in there was a black couple sitting at a bar - turned out to be the performers. It was a small theater about the size of a movie complex theater but with a stage at the front. We all sat midway back and the only other people there was a guy in his early 20s with his girlfriend a couple rows back. So the girl comes out and the show starts. It is a lackadaisical performance and she doesn't look like she wants to be there. She dances around a little and strips nude. While she was dancing the guy came out in a gorilla suit with a big fake dick that he jerked off and shot water at everyone in the audience. Well, I hope it was fake dick and water. Then she proceeds to put various things in her vagina - the show was actually billed as "7 shows in 1!, the candle show, the banana show, etc." During the banana show everyone was invited to take a turn eating the banana sticking out of her pussy. About half the guys I knew and the guy with girl participated. For the grand finale the guy came back out on stage and fucked the girl for some time. Once again everyone was invited to come down to the stage for a closer look and touch the girls tits. Only a couple guys went this time and one of them said the man doing the fucking told him if he took out his dick the woman would suck it right there. Overall the whole thing was a little sad since the woman didn't seem to want to be there.
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    6 years ago
    flagooner
    Everything written by this member is a fact.
    Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
    No, the teeth, mouth.
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    Warrenboy75
    Anywhere in the USA on any given day
    Karma
    No, not at all.
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    Chinese KTV girls?
    There's still a lot more money in the United States than in China and it's three times our size. They also have big gaps between the rich and the poor and based on geography. All those extra men are the dirt poor ones. Lots of good Chinese women can't find a husband or even if they do then they end up getting dumped when older for a younger woman. China also has a million Muslims in re-education camps.
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    6 years ago
    TheeOSU
    FUCK IT!
    OT: Did you notice?
    How much protesting do these players do on their own time? How much do they invest into businesses in these poor areas?