Comments by TeoTommy (page 2)

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Tozeeu, I think the best source for that knowledge might be Desertscrub. PM him.

Best no-education jobs I know of are UPS driver and Vegas vallet parking attendant. But you start out on the low end and put a lot of years of hard work into it. I have net UPS drivers that make $100k+. I have heard of Vallet parkers who earn $80k+. My advice, if you can bank $20k, keep banking it. At some point you might jyst be able to live off ofvthe bank.

Ask for Coretta, she specializes in licking your tonsils thru your sphincter. Unless, of course you are marrying my sister, then ask for Louisa. Her specialty is punching you in the nuts, while you orgasm.

I hope part of the settlement involved UHM lap dances at 30k feet.

The OG management packed up and moved to Sophia's. It sounds like most of the dancers scatted across Vegas. I found one extras latina who found her way to CH3.

What I don't understand is that she is one of the biggest names in comedy today. She's not even funny.

I would have tipped the Lysol dancer a $20.

OP: So, to sumnarize, you passed up the GM BJ women, and stuck with the Dyke. I guess that explains why you go to strip clubs.

Been to a hidden bar in the middle of fucking Manhatten. Used to be a speakeasy. No titty dancers tho.

If the feature raises the cover, I'd skip it. It can be nice to watch a pornstar on stage, but unless you have money pouring out of your ass, forget about a LD or VIP with her. On the other hand, you might be able to snag a local hottie for a VIP with the mark-up, if the feature draws attention from the regular dancers. Hell, I've had a few occasions where I had a hottie park her ass in my lap for half an hour, and it only cost me 2 drinks. Felt her up thecwhole time.

Don't firget to return it when you are finished with it.

I'm telling the next stripper that sits in my lap that my name is Wang Johnson

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Another PL's ejaculate. Everything else I can deal with

Hire my own security firm. Half of it I would stick in an irrevocable trust for my benefit. I'd start my own porn production and bang pornstars for fun and profit. Finally, I would find and hire the A-Team to run off the local gangs and druglords who have been oppressing the local innocent/helpless population, burning their crops and raping their goats. Oh, and I'd start my own SC and advertise it on TUSCL so Founder coukd make a few more nickels.

What is your budget?

I took a Guatemalan dancer named Columbia into the VIP because she was running a little hot. Right off the bat she started stick shifting me and said, "help me cum!" Now I don't SC for the fuckin'. There are plenty of easier ways to do that if I wanted. But hey, I was in a gentlemen's club and I'm a gentleman, so I helped her by stuffing my hand down her panties to strum her clit. She starts babbling all sort of Spanish in my ear, but about the only thing I understand is, "mas, mas!" I have no idea what was going through my brain. I went bowling. UKG, that's where you take your thumb and two middle fingers, stick the 2 in the pink and your thumb in the stink. I'd never done it before, and haven't done it since. Columbia took off just like the space shuttle.

B My budget gasn't changed. However, since TUSCL, I have been checking out different clubs rather than stick to a few favorites.

Ecdysiastophilia! Now I finally know what I suffer from. I wonder if I can get disability insurance for that?

Tip her a $5 and loudly proclaim you like to tip hot chicks who grab your dick. Do it. I dare ya! Oh, and bring a lot of $5s. And some wet naps.

All the time. I'll usually will anything 5 and up a dance or 2 if the club is slow. If you are lucky you find a dancer who give a lot more mileage to compensate.

A nice B or C cup with prominent playtime nipples.

On my phone, she's an 8. On my lap, she'd proly be a 9. +0.5 with a little less ass.