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TeoTommy

Nevada
Joined Dec 2016
Last Seen Apr 2025

I prefer the laidback atmosphere of a club in the afternoon, as opposed to the hustle of a packed evening. Attitudes tend to be better, dancers are more likely to quote standard club prices, and if it is a quality club, there will be quality dancers. Probably not A-listers, but still quality.

When I rate the visual appearance of a dancer, I use this 1-to-10 scale (of course, it's purely subjective):

1 - Fucking call the CDC!
4 - I'd probably bang her if wasn't married and was really drunk.
5 - I'd might put up for a pity LD if she had a great personality.
6 - Given a decent sales pitch, I'd take her for a few test LDs.
7 - Good enough for porn. 3 songs in the VIP if the price is right.
8 - Good enough for Hollywood softcore. Definite VIP material.
9 - Shit! I didn't bring enough money.
10 - Mythical. As long as the bare flesh of my penis isn't bathed within the honeyed grasp of her vagina, that's not cheating, right?

If this is what you are looking for, check out my Vegas reviews here on TUSCL.

Reviews by TeoTommy

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published 5 yrs ago
Minks is a fine REGULAR club, and it was FUCKING HOT!
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TeoTommy

8.7

I had never visited Babes, and this was my first visit to Minks.

Unlike the big glitzy Vegas clubs, Minks is a nice comfortable size, and has a fresh appearance. It looks like a modern…

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published 5 yrs ago
Perfect Meh
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TeoTommy

5.7

It had been awhile since I visited Cheetahs, and I thought I'd check to see if the club had improved. Well it's a big Meh. The interior is still pretty typical strip club…

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published 7 yrs ago
It seemed to match the quality of the magazine
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TeoTommy

7.0

I was about 7 pm when I arrived. The parking lot had half a dozen cars. The outer decor is wonderfully Vegas-Tacky. Just right for Larry Flint's Hustler Club. I was…

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