TeoTommy

I prefer the laidback atmosphere of a club in the afternoon, as opposed to the hustle of a packed evening. Attitudes tend to be better, dancers are more likely to quote standard club prices, and if it is a quality club, there will be quality dancers. Probably not A-listers, but still quality.

When I rate the visual appearance of a dancer, I use this 1-to-10 scale (of course, it's purely subjective):

1 - Fucking call the CDC!

4 - I'd probably bang her if wasn't married and was really drunk.

5 - I'd might put up for a pity LD if she had a great personality.

6 - Given a decent sales pitch, I'd take her for a few test LDs.

7 - Good enough for porn. 3 songs in the VIP if the price is right.

8 - Good enough for Hollywood softcore. Definite VIP material.

9 - Shit! I didn't bring enough money.

10 - Mythical. As long as the bare flesh of my penis isn't bathed within the honeyed grasp of her vagina, that's not cheating, right?

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