Not your type

I've done it a few times mostly because there were none of my favorite types in the club. Some were good. Some not so much.

RandyAnukam/Clackport/Missionary would do this all of the time.

It's how he went on to a huge non-prosperous rap career. His tales of woe with big booty in the club.

I've gotten dances from strippers who are not my type -- usually, this means curvier girls, since I like slim girls -- almost always 100% because of a combination of incredibly beautiful face + awesome fun personality. I have never remotely been disappointed the few times I've done this -- maybe because I'm not distracted by animal attraction, and instead she has to turn me on with her personality.

Prime example: curvy girl with incredibly beautiful face. She comes over and asks if she can sit down, I tell her I'm not buying dances but she's free to sit down and drink with us (that is, my usual), and she says "sure, I'll just hang out" (reminder of the huge advantage of going on slow day shifts where the strippers have few options). An hour of incredibly fun flirting and shot-drinking later, I am fucking crazy for her. I take her in the back, and she is sooooooo slow-n-sensual! And just looking at that beautiful face is a crazy turn-on. Could not be happier with my choice, and touching her turns me on like crazy even though there's a lot more of her than I'd normally tolerate :) Next time I go to the SC, I see her on stage and I can't take her eyes off her, she just turns me on. My SC buddy looks at me looking at her. Him: "Dude, are you checking out that girl? I think she's hot, but I can't believe YOU are looking at her!" Me: "Ya, I don't know what's wrong with me, she turns me on like crazy"

Sure. Usually because they do something like sit down without asking and immediately start jerking me off under the table.

Personality plays a big part when there isn't an abundance of 9s inside the club. A great personality turns a high 6 into a low 8.

Last week, I was getting incredibly turned on by a chubby blonde, little bit of a stomach, but absolutely drop dead gorgeous face, perfect big round tits, and a killer smile she would shyly flash whenever she got a tip. I can't explain it but even though she never looked my way or talked to me, I was on the verge of just throwing my wallet on stage for her.

I didn't though, because I was already hitting it off with a dancer who was exactly my type and quite different than the dancer on stage: young, tall, slim, long haired brunnette with small perky tits.

Past that moment, sure a handful times, I've gotten dances from girls I'm not attracted to just because no options were available. It's been pretty much esclusively out of my desperation rather than pity, but when it comes to extras, I don't spend that kind of money unless they are indeed my type.

I definitely wouldn't get a dance from a girl that wasn't my type just because there weren't any other options, in that case I would just go home and save my money. I have been extremely horny a few times where no girls were my type, and I was very close to getting a dance from a 6 who wasn't my type at all just because I was so desperate. I ended up fighting the urge though and I just went home and jacked off.

Like Jester there was one time this girl who was tatted up (decent face though) and no ass hopped on my lap for conversation. We talked for 30 or so min, 20 of those min her hands were in my pants. She finally asked for a dance, I said yes, and it was one of the best dances I have ever gotten.

Yep, with very mixed results.

Actually yesterday. I like slim, younger women. I move to a spot so I can view the stage better. The woman I am about to talk about spoke to me before I switch seats so another seat became available was next to her. I sit down, order another beer and she just starts rubbing my penis. I am just being nonchalant because I know the game but she kept going. So I finally spoke to her and was like "enjoying yourself" and says yeah then asked if i wanted a dance. I said no firmly. I thought she'd stop. Wrong! Kept going. So I was shocked and chuckled. She was like "what's wrong?" i replied "you're still rubbing my dick and I ain't getting any dances from you."

She was like is that problem.

Me- you ain't me say stop.

She laughed.

I continued to smoke and drink beer until I was like fuck it...

To be continued. At work.

I was sitting at the bar btw.

If she got tits and a veejay she is not your type larrythe closethomo

I will occasionally do this when I visit a club and the girls don.t know me yet. I'll buy a dance from the first dancer that asks, regardless of what she looks like. It tells the other dancers that I buy dances and then they will hit me up. Nothing travels faster in a SC than dressing room gossip about PL's.

20 mins go by then I cave in and say follow to the back and we went into one of the available cuts and she jumped on. Ass was soft and she popped a titty in my mouth. She's trying to move my penis in my dress pants so she can gyrate and grind on it. I said fuck it and just unbuckled my pants. She reached in and pulled my dick and started stroking and holding me close. Im caressing her and slithering the tip of my tongue on her neck. She pulls my dick all the way out so she can rub her clit with it. Then she starts to grind on it. She pulls my hand to let me feel her wetness. She was dripping. I started to tell her, she gotta get off of me because I'm going to end up inside her. Oddly, she was considering it but no condom. If I did have one, i could have fucked her right there for $5/song. She gave me her number and text herself my name and big dick as a way to know who's number it is. I told her OTC possible but Im not paying prior to taking her number. She said cool. Im not expecting to her to hmu but if nothing catches my eye on a day I attend, I'll proposition her to do the deed right in the cut for however many songs it'll take rather than paying for VIP.

She's short, older like my age (pushing 30), thick (fat in mixed clubs), and dark skin. I love dark skin but preferably petite.

Used to happen a bit more when I was newer to the game - back then I had less time to SC and wanted to get at least something on a visit in the cases where there weren't enough dancers to my liking or the ones I liked were occupied (back then I usually SCed on Fr and Sat nights) - I was also less assertive back then and easier to convince - these days I'm def more set in my ways and know what I want and what I don't want and will usually not give dancers an in if they are not my type (will not engage them in convo; etc).

Opposite to Subra and others; slim girls w/ barely any tits or ass and barely any curves, I have zero interest in. Back in my newb days when I would allow dancers give me their pitch a few not-my-types would convince me and it usually turned into good-dances I assume either b/c they were pros at the game (if they were good enough to convince me they usually were also good-dancers); and also assume they may have tried harder since they probably noticed my lukewarm reaction towards them.

These days it rarely happens except once in a while when I go to a mixed-club w/ no black chicks and I do dances with something I may consider ok but not exactly crazy-about. Also a dancer grabbing my dick would often get me t cough-up a few dances in the where I would o/w have passed; but I've kinda overcome that also.

Like others here, my "type" tends to the spinner end of the spectrum, albeit with plenty of variation, slim without being skeletal, small to medium breasts, smaller, firm ass.

That said, I've gotten dances, VIP, ITC and OTC from dancers that were not at all my physical type, because their personalities clicked with me.

My ATF was almost all the way out of my "type" zone when I met her, but she was such a little bundle of sexy sunshine, I couldn't resist.

All the time. I'll usually will anything 5 and up a dance or 2 if the club is slow. If you are lucky you find a dancer who give a lot more mileage to compensate.

Now that I remember - a couple of months back at a UHM black dive I hit in Miami every once in a while - an older (30-somethng) AA but skinny with smallish tits and not much ass and not much curves and she was on the soft-side vs firm; thus mot my type.

She approaches me for dances and I would normally pass but this is a small club w/ the same dancers almost all the time; since I like variety I said wtf - we start a dance and her hand is all over my commando bare dick and she's very good at what she does - she starts dirty-talking to me and she's also very good at that - no doubt she's experienced in the sex-game - she convinces me to do a VIP when she says "I wanna suck your dick so bad" - I was in one of these WTF moods that day and said ok to VIP but I was not like super gung-ho; more like wtf, ok - turned out to be the best fuck and suck I probably have ever had - like I said; she def knew what she was doing - no need to give her any directions or hope she does 'X' - probably the best sloppy BBBJ w/ ball-sucking I have probably ever had which lasted for like 15 to 20 minutes - followed by FCG; RCG; doggy style; and finishing up w/ more BBBJ - felt like I was in a porno w/ a pro - needless to say I was doe for that visit after she got thru w/ me.

I think they can tell when they're not really my type, and it tends to go one of two ways: They put in a lot of effort to try for repeats during later visits, or at the other end of the spectrum, figure it's a one-off and put in below-average effort sensing that I'm not regular material.

There have been a couple of dancers who weren't exactly my type that I went on to repeat with during several visits. I liked the way one spoke and carried herself and enjoyed her dances. Another had some similar random interests and was good at building rapport.

What lopaw said -- sometimes I get a lap dance right away with someone who is only acceptable in looks but has clicked with me. Word soon spreads that I do dances . . . and the floodgates open :)

Yeah, results are mixed like some folks above have said. Got a dance from a girl Saturday that wasn't worth the time it takes to type this, but got one Tuesday that was pretty good.

I have before when the dances are cheap. $10 or $15 I'm more likely to entertain dancers that aren't my "type". I am with everyone else in that I've had mixed results.

As I've mentioned elsewhere, my CF is a tall skinny blonde which is NOT my type, but she's become my OTC extras girl as she's GFE, nice to look at, gives me extras ITC and is GFE. It's good to be an open minded liberal sometimes.

Like Chess I'm much more likely to give the girls not my type a chance if the dances are cheap.

I have had everything with girls who weren't my type from a complete waste of time to ATF worthy. But I have had girls who absolutely were my type end up being a complete waste of time too. It's all a crapshoot.