Comments by LecherousMonk (page 5)

^ Classified.

That sucks.

Lone Wolf, I am picturing Nicolas Cage getting LDK'd by Mila Kunis now. Thanks for that image!

Philip Seymour Hoffman (RIP) would've played a great PL. He probably was one.

flagooner, the redhead's name is Christina Hendricks; she's hot AF. Also, LOL at Gabourey Sidibe! warhawks, let's hope you're right. I'd watch that in theaters.

Wow, whodey! Great list--more than I ever expected--and I agree with most of them too. Gotta second Jennifer Love Hewitt because she's quite busty. Another one who fits that description is Kat Dennings. PS Let's go Bengals!

$0. I don't use cash unless I'm going to a strip club.

I've taken breaks of six months to a year when I told myself I would be a good boy and stop spending mommy's money on women of ill repute.

Yes, but who cares? Embrace the lifestyle!

^ I'm presupposing you already finished.

I believe DeWine the Younger has a very bad rating on whatever system they use for judges.

I have 5+ years under my belt, but I've never had sufficient monies to make OtC happen. Also, ItC is not available in my town.

mark94, +10.

Her tits are clearly fake, which means she should be ignored by all men all the time. It's not that hard, guys.

I got a fake stripper number once. Does that count?

So you're saying all these years I've had a legitimate excuse for not going down there?

This is honestly an obscene spectacle to be making in a public place. I blame the adoption of black culture into the mainstream (read: white culture). Shameless!

Takeaways: 1. If you're over 22 and don't have a decent income, you're worthless sexually (which is the highest form of worth). 2. The bottom 80% of guys on Tinder are fighting over the bottom 22% of chicks.

With compensation: 20-30 Without compensation: 0. FML

I'm surprised that so many mongers know so much about our little town. I can tell you that OP is not the only one who will be putting all this info to use. Thanks, everybody! Also, I agree that, while Cbus is underrated nationally and has a lot going for it, the strip club scene is sorely lacking, which, as jackob85 points out, is a shame because there are a literal fuckton of cornfed hotties strutting their yoga asses around tOSU. I know; I'm a fairly recent graduate. Those who can afford sugar babies have nothing to complain about here. PS samsung1, good point! I gotta hit up Dayton more.

Responses miss the point. All I'm saying is that dancers are in it for the money and only ever the money (and I'm not judging them for that). Just because one points out a couple bills you dropped doesn't negate that. It just means that dancer isn't shortsighted enough to risk a long-term customer for $40 that day.

1. Kahoots is the only 7-up club in the area. Scores and Vanity used to be in that category, but have gone downhill. If a Cbus club serves alcohol the dancers must wear pasties. The topless and all-nude clubs, therefore, are BYOB and downscale. They suck. 2. At Kahoots, there are no table dances. The standard lap dances are in the back of the club, and each station is separated from the others by dividers. Those dances are $30 a song and, as always, YMMV. If a girl allows two-way contact, she'll usually mention that as a selling point, which should give you some idea of what the club is like. I say, go for whatever mileage you want, and force the dancer to tell you no. It's better to apologize after the fact than ask permission before. The kitty is strictly off-limits there, though. 3. The VIP is 15 min. for $170 or 30 min. for $250. I've only done that once, and all I got was a long lap-dance with two-way contact. The VIP is located at the opposite end of the club from the lap-dance area, to your left if you're facing the bar. That's good to know if you're one of those PL's who likes to be able to see who's entering or leaving VIP. Summary: If you expect extras or takeout you are almost certain to leave disappointed, which isn't to say that neither of those things are possible if the strip club gods are smiling on you. What that means is that if you can't enjoy a regular ol' lapdance on its own merits, you shouldn't even go.

Ummm . . . so you don't like pussy?

What she said wasn't contradictory. Pornstars are tested bimonthly, and the entire industry shuts down if one of them tests positive, thus being bukkake'd on film is safer than giving a BBBJ to a stranger, STD-wise.

John Leguizamo.