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7 years ago
When the stripper tells me I'm the only one she does this with, i say "me too!"
Then we have something in common.
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7 years ago
This Foghorn guy should open up for me some time when I'm touring the South. He'd be a hit.
The South will never rise again because they're too full from all the biscuits and gravy they eat. They're in a permanent food coma. If somebody's house is on fire they say, "I'll get to that, but first I better get me some sweet tea."
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7 years ago
I like her from behind as a 9. The front a 7, and the side a 6.
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7 years ago
Praise be to all, strippers and patrons alike. Good people abide by the golden rule. Thanks for the remembrance.
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7 years ago
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
Mmmm.... pizza!
I saw an episode of pawn stars and the trivia questions answer was "pizza"! The question was which of the following is more addictive than cocaine.
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7 years ago
A 2.5 or 3.0 because she is nothing like my wife, skinny athletic and smart!
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7 years ago
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san_jose_guymoney was invented for handing to women, but buying dances is a chump's game
Who's the gay fucker that started this thread?
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7 years ago
Dominic, I'm sorry but many of us who make that type of income are too busy to spend it on another meeting with a whore.
Most of us are looking for convenient times, and fortunately that ends up being with the family. As soon as my kids are old enough I plan to devote more time to the hobby, although a bit more difficult to enjoy it as much as the infrequent times I do these days. Smh.
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7 years ago
I agree with Warhawks, Black Sabbath lives do matter!
Those who call out people as being racist and those who are actual racists have something in common. They both have egos that are in control of them, and have an insatiable need to label something that is much larger than that person's comprehension. This means the ones who repeatedly label others racist, aren't any better than a racist. True story.
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7 years ago
Pay no mind to what SJG writes, especially in his response to the OP. SJG is just projecting himself.
He feels by distracting his own inadequacies onto others will direct the attention off of his pathetic rapist wit. He admittedly prefers AMPS and gives us tales of raping women in their sleep by holding them down by the wrist. That guy may be the sickest left wing liberal nut job out there.
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7 years ago
^^^ Lol!!
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7 years ago
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Book GuyI write it like I mean it, but mostly they just want my money.
Screw you SJG.
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7 years ago
Lol!
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7 years ago
I'll give Juice a $300 appearance fee which should cover his cheap ass flight. Lol!! Jk....
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7 years ago
^^^ It's why Vegas would a much better location for options and those who want to ride off in the night without others knowing what you did.
Everyone talks about renting a woman, well you rent a hotel room and double your otc amounts. Seems like the most plausible definition of time management killing two birds with one stone. You pay a little more, but it's worth it.
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7 years ago
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rickduganVerified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
Queers and steers.
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7 years ago
That's a news article posting right? I thought 25 was thinking about the news article being racist.
Now that's funny shit right there!
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7 years ago
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Book GuyI write it like I mean it, but mostly they just want my money.
WTF? The '93 Hillary Clinton plan!!
She has never had enough power, even through her husband, to dictate this type of legislation, so there never was or is anything you refer to as being "Hillary Clinton plan" because it never existed as such. Quit pandering to the extreme left with your platform propaganda, you male Mexican hat dancing lover, SJG!
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7 years ago
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san_jose_guymoney was invented for handing to women, but buying dances is a chump's game
For me, I was the one obsessed with marrying my wife. The first time I met her I immediately knew I wanted to be with this woman for the rest of my life. She is simply gorgeous and is also the kindest woman you could ever meet.
When I found out she directed plays for disadvantaged children for free, I knew that's who I needed to be with, somebody who could balance out my personality of slothenly self gratitude. If it wasn't for my ability to entertain and my lovely wife, who knows where I'd be. Probably locked up in the basement of my mom's house eating her gravy and posting counter cultural, anti-American and Christian hating syntax on a website for losers called TUSCL.
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7 years ago
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Book GuyI write it like I mean it, but mostly they just want my money.
I prefer attending the "Ass Mass" where you see all the hot outfits young girls wear showing off their shapely behinds as I sit in the back of the congregation staring.
It's the only way I can attend without falling asleep. That and "Ass Mass" is usually held Saturday night for those sinners who can still go out after Mass and party hard so they don't have to wake up early Sunday morning. All is forgiven in the sanctity of Christ!
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7 years ago
I'm sorry to neglect adding my own thoughts on this. Much like how stews, chili, and most sauce based dishes are better the second day because the flavor sets, is the way I like my fried bread
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7 years ago
SJG at his best!
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7 years ago
I'm partial to fat guys getting with small chicks, as it's what I did with my wife.
It happens, and the small girls feel safe nestled in between your fat rolls.
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7 years ago
Wait a second, JAprufrock just said above that Ron Jeremy could go down on himself!
That's a turn I never saw coming. Too funny!
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7 years ago
Juice is always one "life getting in the way" crisis from having an excuse to not follow through. I would have paid his way to joining us if I knew he was short on the cash. It's not too much to cover expenses to Detroit in order to have a good time. Hell, I alone could've ponied up just a little over a thousand dollars without blinking an eye. Who knows what else others would've chipped in, too.
Juice I was counting on meeting with you on this one. Guess we will have to see you sometime at a Follies or Vegas meet up. Sin City would look good on you!