Reviews

Booby Trap

Doral, FL

Everyone familiar with this site knows that I’m the cheerleader for this club. It WAS a niche club that catered to a particular monger looking for an urban latin club with Latinas with the Instagram…

goosman· 2 yrs agolast: 1 yr ago 4 5

E11EVEN

Miami, FL

The opportunity arose to hit up E11even and I took it. I knew this probably wasn’t going to be a club which hit my niche interests, but I just wanted to see it, and took…

goosman· 2 yrs agolast: 2 yrs ago 3 2

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, FL

I found myself at Tootsies on Saturday night to watch a fight as it had both UFC and a Boxing PPV going. I didn't even want to end up here, because I was legitimately trying…

goosman· 2 yrs agolast: 2 yrs ago 3 1

Cheetah

Hallandale Beach, FL

Some changes here and not for the better. Thursday afternoon at about 4:30PM. First off, as I walk in there is a bouncer wanding people down. Look, if a place has the type of crowd…

goosman· 2 yrs agolast: 2 yrs ago 1 3

Booby Trap

Doral, FL

I know this is going to sound like a club ad. You are about to read a stupendous review of a club that generally gets shitty reviews. But if anyone has read my reviews, this…

goosman· 3 yrs agolast: 3 yrs ago 8 3

Cheetah

Hallandale Beach, FL

When I was clubbing regularly, I’d kind of weaned myself down to two clubs: Booby Trap Doral for the big booties, and Cheetah Hallandale for the GFE (had this over a number of years between…

goosman· 3 yrs agolast: 3 yrs ago 1 2

Stir Crazy Showgirls

Miami, FL

Went into Stir Crazy after a walk through of Playmates. Girls looked decent but I wasn’t going to be comfortable there (while early, I could tell it was going to turn into a throwing money,…

goosman· 3 yrs agolast: 3 yrs ago 2 3

Cheetah

Hallandale Beach, FL

I fall into that group of people that covid changed up a lot of my work life, and most of my clubbing was related to opportunities that arose around my work life. Suffice it to…

goosman· 3 yrs agolast: 3 yrs ago 3 5

Booby Trap

Pompano Beach, FL

Changes in work & home have drastically affected my ability to club. After over two years I finally got the chance and I went to two of my faves Cheetah Hallandale & Tootsies on a…

goosman· 4 yrs ago 2

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, FL

Saturday night at about midnight, I went to Tootsies with a couple of friends. One of the guys I was with frequents the club a lot and likes to do the VIP thing. Mind you…

goosman· 4 yrs agolast: 4 yrs ago 2 1

Spearmint Rhino

West Palm Beach, FL

On my search for something, anything when I'm stuck with clubbing in Palm Beach, led me to try the Rhino. The last review here looked good, and had I found the "Colombian" cousins mentioned in…

goosman· 6 yrs agolast: 6 yrs ago 2 5

Booby Trap

Doral, FL

If you’ve read any of my prior reviews, I’m pretty much the only person who likes this club. This club pretty much serves a small niche of patrons: Those who are looking for Latinas with…

goosman· 6 yrs agolast: 5 yrs ago 5 5

The Office

Miami, FL

If you’ve read any of my recent reviews, you’ll know that I’m in quite the pickle. I’m an Ass Man, who currently has a CF who is a slim petite girl. Look, I can’t explain…

goosman· 6 yrs agolast: 6 yrs ago 2 2

Showgirls Inc.

Miami, FL

After some time yesterday with my CF who is a very petite framed girl, I being an ass man, still had an itch to scratch. Some stars lined up to put me around Showgirls to…

goosman· 6 yrs agolast: 5 yrs ago 1 6

Cheetah Palm Beach

West Palm Beach, FL

I had some money in my pocket, and planned on doing come clubbing on my drive back home. Up in the Palm Beach area I’d sort of had it in my mind to see what…

goosman· 6 yrs agolast: 6 yrs ago 1 2

Rachel's Steak House and Men's Club

West Palm Beach, FL

Even though I’m in a mood right now, where I’m not that interested in clubbing, and have some other things I’d rather be spending my money on it is a very rare opportunity for me…

goosman· 6 yrs agolast: 6 yrs ago 1 3

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, FL

I’ve been binging on some “off nights” lately, so there are a few forthcoming reviews. It’s been a long time since I’ve been to Diamond Dolls. Partially because it’s far, but more so because as…

goosman· 7 yrs agolast: 7 yrs ago 2 5

Booby Trap

Doral, FL

If you've ever read my reviews before, you'll know that this is one of my-if not my favorite club. I say this knowing that most people will hate this club, but for my niche wants…

goosman· 7 yrs agolast: 7 yrs ago 2 1

Booby Trap

Doral, FL

It's been a while since I've been able to make a trip to the good ole Trap (Doral that is). I've written tomes on this place before so I won't go into as much of…

goosman· 7 yrs agolast: 7 yrs ago 2 1

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, FL

I've been having a run of so-so stripclub visits which has been souring my interest in clubbing. But after a spell of not being able to get out to a club, I felt the urge…

goosman· 7 yrs agolast: 7 yrs ago 2

Thee Dollhouse

Tampa, FL

Usually my reviews are a bit longer and more detailed than this one, but that occurs when I have details to give. There is really only one detail that you need to know about this…

goosman· 8 yrs ago 3

Scores Tampa

Tampa, FL

I know Tampa is not going to be like Miami, so I adjust my sensibilities to what is available in the town. I remembered an older review of this place that got me interested in…

goosman· 8 yrs agolast: 8 yrs ago 2 3

BT's Gentlemen's Club

South Miami, FL

I went to this place once, when I was an amateur and enjoyed myself. Now that I know better, as a professional I look back at it, as not that great a time. Nonetheless, with…

goosman· 8 yrs agolast: 6 yrs ago 1 3

The Body Club

Miami, FL

The Body Club is almost legendary here on TUSCL, as kind of an insider's club. Think, your favorite strip club monger's, favorite strip club. Why my visit here does help me understand the legend, it…

goosman· 8 yrs agolast: 8 yrs ago 1 5

Deans Gold

North Miami Beach, FL

I decided to visit Deans Gold, frankly just because I hadn't been before. And I hadn't been because I just thought it was not a club for me. Long story short I was right, but…

goosman· 8 yrs agolast: 8 yrs ago 3 4