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70 reviews by goosman

Booby Trap

Doral, FL

The Thrill is Gone

Everyone familiar with this site knows that I’m the cheerleader for this club. It WAS a niche club that catered to a particular monger looking for an urban latin club with Latinas with the Instagram…

2 yrs ago5

E11EVEN

Miami, FL

Surprising Mongering

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

The opportunity arose to hit up E11even and I took it. I knew this probably wasn’t going to be a club which hit my niche interests, but I just wanted to see it, and took…

2 yrs ago2

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, FL

Fight Night at Toots

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

I found myself at Tootsies on Saturday night to watch a fight as it had both UFC and a Boxing PPV going. I didn't even want to end up here, because I was legitimately trying…

2 yrs ago1

Cheetah

Hallandale Beach, FL

Changes, Changes, Changes - but not sure if for the better

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

Some changes here and not for the better. Thursday afternoon at about 4:30PM. First off, as I walk in there is a bouncer wanding people down. Look, if a place has the type of crowd…

3 yrs ago3

Booby Trap

Doral, FL

Home of the Monsters

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

I know this is going to sound like a club ad. You are about to read a stupendous review of a club that generally gets shitty reviews. But if anyone has read my reviews, this…

3 yrs ago3

Cheetah

Hallandale Beach, FL

Where you sit matters, or you might get surly.

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

When I was clubbing regularly, I’d kind of weaned myself down to two clubs: Booby Trap Doral for the big booties, and Cheetah Hallandale for the GFE (had this over a number of years between…

3 yrs ago2

Stir Crazy Showgirls

Miami, FL

Stir Crazy. Was it Crazy? No. Did it Stir? A little I suppose.

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

Went into Stir Crazy after a walk through of Playmates. Girls looked decent but I wasn’t going to be comfortable there (while early, I could tell it was going to turn into a throwing money,…

3 yrs ago3

Cheetah

Hallandale Beach, FL

Cheetah Hallendale - What you are looking for, even if it takes a little more looking.

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

I fall into that group of people that covid changed up a lot of my work life, and most of my clubbing was related to opportunities that arose around my work life. Suffice it to…

3 yrs ago5

Booby Trap

Pompano Beach, FL

The Good: It's a Brand New Booby Trap. The Bad: It's now more like a Booby Trap

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

Changes in work & home have drastically affected my ability to club. After over two years I finally got the chance and I went to two of my faves Cheetah Hallandale & Tootsies on a…

4 yrs ago

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, FL

Bottle Popping in the upper level aint cheap

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

Saturday night at about midnight, I went to Tootsies with a couple of friends. One of the guys I was with frequents the club a lot and likes to do the VIP thing. Mind you…

4 yrs ago1

Spearmint Rhino

West Palm Beach, FL

Hard Pass

★★★★★★★3.3/10

On my search for something, anything when I'm stuck with clubbing in Palm Beach, led me to try the Rhino. The last review here looked good, and had I found the "Colombian" cousins mentioned in…

6 yrs ago5

Booby Trap

Doral, FL

Still the home of the Instagram body.

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

If you’ve read any of my prior reviews, I’m pretty much the only person who likes this club. This club pretty much serves a small niche of patrons: Those who are looking for Latinas with…

6 yrs ago5

The Office

Miami, FL

I Grabbed Some Super Bowls

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

If you’ve read any of my recent reviews, you’ll know that I’m in quite the pickle. I’m an Ass Man, who currently has a CF who is a slim petite girl. Look, I can’t explain…

6 yrs ago2

Showgirls Inc.

Miami, FL

All It Takes is One

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

After some time yesterday with my CF who is a very petite framed girl, I being an ass man, still had an itch to scratch. Some stars lined up to put me around Showgirls to…

6 yrs ago6

Cheetah Palm Beach

West Palm Beach, FL

Cheetah II is what it is, and ain't gonna surprise you.

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

I had some money in my pocket, and planned on doing come clubbing on my drive back home. Up in the Palm Beach area I’d sort of had it in my mind to see what…

6 yrs ago2

Rachel's Steak House and Men's Club

West Palm Beach, FL

This may be Classy, but I guess I prefer Assy.

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

Even though I’m in a mood right now, where I’m not that interested in clubbing, and have some other things I’d rather be spending my money on it is a very rare opportunity for me…

7 yrs ago3

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, FL

Where else you gonna get a smokeshow parade on a Monday?

★★★★★★★★★★8.7/10

I’ve been binging on some “off nights” lately, so there are a few forthcoming reviews. It’s been a long time since I’ve been to Diamond Dolls. Partially because it’s far, but more so because as…

7 yrs ago5

Booby Trap

Doral, FL

So this isn't an afterwork spot

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

If you've ever read my reviews before, you'll know that this is one of my-if not my favorite club. I say this knowing that most people will hate this club, but for my niche wants…

7 yrs ago1

Booby Trap

Doral, FL

Requiem for a Booty

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

It's been a while since I've been able to make a trip to the good ole Trap (Doral that is). I've written tomes on this place before so I won't go into as much of…

7 yrs ago1

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, FL

It was a great stripclub day!

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

I've been having a run of so-so stripclub visits which has been souring my interest in clubbing. But after a spell of not being able to get out to a club, I felt the urge…

7 yrs ago2

Thee Dollhouse

Tampa, FL

Don't know if it could be more dead

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

Usually my reviews are a bit longer and more detailed than this one, but that occurs when I have details to give. There is really only one detail that you need to know about this…

8 yrs ago

Scores Tampa

Tampa, FL

Tits, you promised me Tits.

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

I know Tampa is not going to be like Miami, so I adjust my sensibilities to what is available in the town. I remembered an older review of this place that got me interested in…

8 yrs ago3

BT's Gentlemen's Club

South Miami, FL

I'm Still Wondering Why This Place Gets So Few Reviews.

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

I went to this place once, when I was an amateur and enjoyed myself. Now that I know better, as a professional I look back at it, as not that great a time. Nonetheless, with…

8 yrs ago3

The Body Club

Miami, FL

Surprised by the lack of body, in the body club

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

The Body Club is almost legendary here on TUSCL, as kind of an insider's club. Think, your favorite strip club monger's, favorite strip club. Why my visit here does help me understand the legend, it…

8 yrs ago5

Deans Gold

North Miami Beach, FL

Not my type, but it may be yours.

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

I decided to visit Deans Gold, frankly just because I hadn't been before. And I hadn't been because I just thought it was not a club for me. Long story short I was right, but…

8 yrs ago4