Reviews by goosman

Everyone familiar with this site knows that I’m the cheerleader for this club. It WAS a niche club that catered to a particular monger looking for an urban latin club with Latinas with the Instagram…

The opportunity arose to hit up E11even and I took it. I knew this probably wasn’t going to be a club which hit my niche interests, but I just wanted to see it, and took…

I found myself at Tootsies on Saturday night to watch a fight as it had both UFC and a Boxing PPV going. I didn't even want to end up here, because I was legitimately trying…

Some changes here and not for the better. Thursday afternoon at about 4:30PM. First off, as I walk in there is a bouncer wanding people down. Look, if a place has the type of crowd…

I know this is going to sound like a club ad. You are about to read a stupendous review of a club that generally gets shitty reviews. But if anyone has read my reviews, this…

When I was clubbing regularly, I’d kind of weaned myself down to two clubs: Booby Trap Doral for the big booties, and Cheetah Hallandale for the GFE (had this over a number of years between…

Went into Stir Crazy after a walk through of Playmates. Girls looked decent but I wasn’t going to be comfortable there (while early, I could tell it was going to turn into a throwing money,…

I fall into that group of people that covid changed up a lot of my work life, and most of my clubbing was related to opportunities that arose around my work life. Suffice it to…

Changes in work & home have drastically affected my ability to club. After over two years I finally got the chance and I went to two of my faves Cheetah Hallandale & Tootsies on a…

Saturday night at about midnight, I went to Tootsies with a couple of friends. One of the guys I was with frequents the club a lot and likes to do the VIP thing. Mind you…

On my search for something, anything when I'm stuck with clubbing in Palm Beach, led me to try the Rhino. The last review here looked good, and had I found the "Colombian" cousins mentioned in…

If you’ve read any of my prior reviews, I’m pretty much the only person who likes this club. This club pretty much serves a small niche of patrons: Those who are looking for Latinas with…

If you’ve read any of my recent reviews, you’ll know that I’m in quite the pickle. I’m an Ass Man, who currently has a CF who is a slim petite girl. Look, I can’t explain…

After some time yesterday with my CF who is a very petite framed girl, I being an ass man, still had an itch to scratch. Some stars lined up to put me around Showgirls to…

I had some money in my pocket, and planned on doing come clubbing on my drive back home. Up in the Palm Beach area I’d sort of had it in my mind to see what…

Even though I’m in a mood right now, where I’m not that interested in clubbing, and have some other things I’d rather be spending my money on it is a very rare opportunity for me…

I’ve been binging on some “off nights” lately, so there are a few forthcoming reviews. It’s been a long time since I’ve been to Diamond Dolls. Partially because it’s far, but more so because as…

If you've ever read my reviews before, you'll know that this is one of my-if not my favorite club. I say this knowing that most people will hate this club, but for my niche wants…

It's been a while since I've been able to make a trip to the good ole Trap (Doral that is). I've written tomes on this place before so I won't go into as much of…

I've been having a run of so-so stripclub visits which has been souring my interest in clubbing. But after a spell of not being able to get out to a club, I felt the urge…

Usually my reviews are a bit longer and more detailed than this one, but that occurs when I have details to give. There is really only one detail that you need to know about this…

I know Tampa is not going to be like Miami, so I adjust my sensibilities to what is available in the town. I remembered an older review of this place that got me interested in…

I went to this place once, when I was an amateur and enjoyed myself. Now that I know better, as a professional I look back at it, as not that great a time. Nonetheless, with…

The Body Club is almost legendary here on TUSCL, as kind of an insider's club. Think, your favorite strip club monger's, favorite strip club. Why my visit here does help me understand the legend, it…

I decided to visit Deans Gold, frankly just because I hadn't been before. And I hadn't been because I just thought it was not a club for me. Long story short I was right, but…