Surprising Mongering

The opportunity arose to hit up E11even and I took it. I knew this probably wasn’t going to be a club which hit my niche interests, but I just wanted to see it, and took it for an expensive test run.

I arrived about 11:40 on a Thursday. Cover charge for me was 40.00. I’d looked at this before and saw that guys could buy tickets online for 30, women 20. But by Thursday the online ticket option was not available, so you can save some buying an online ticket in advance. While 11:40 is early for this club, if you are here to see the girls & possibly get some dances, its not too early, though when I later left a little after 1am, it still seemed like some girls were just hitting the floor. Once you pay your cover you walk in to a bar. There is a small very dark area to your right with a small dance area for girls, and behind that a curtained off lap dance area. To the left from the bar is the main club area, which consists of a lower pit area, where there are couches (for bottle service) and a central pole/stage where is the focus of the club. Above that are two levels a ring around that area where most people hang out, and a second level above that which is some vip/bottle service area (I presume. I actually didn’t see a way up there, but that is what it looked like). Import beer was 12.00. The club patrons early on was about 50/50 male/female, and it seems as if every bachelorette party in the city was out on the main floor throwing money at the girls on the pole. That dynamic gradually changed over the course of my time there as they were gradually replaced by cadres of middle age guys wearing Robert Graham shirts, and other types of the various populations of Miami scammers. Often times the light show of the club makes it difficult to see in general, and with the girls giving a surprisingly lack luster show on the pole, its even difficult to see them.

I went there solo, so I stuck out as a guy looking to get dances. I had some preconceived notions about this club, that it would be full of plastic and GPS, and I was kind of wrong on that. I was surprised at how often I was hit up for dances, as it really competes with Diamond Dolls in the amount of wanna dance contact that you will get. I hate having to chase down dancers, and in a place with some really top notch chicas, I thought that is how it would be but was surprised. Mind you, if you declined, the immediacy and abruptness of how quickly they would go from wanna dance to coldly ignoring you were alive was really unprecedented. However, if you gave them some attention, and a sincere not now, but later they wouldn’t turn stone faced on you, and actually would come back for you. I was actively surprised at how much these girls were really trying to get lapdances. So on to the girls. Well over 100 girls, and difficult to really know how many. Yes the girls are very pretty, and in that regard this club has the highest average looks I’ve seen in a club down here. While there definitely is some plastic, it is a lot less prominent than I’d imagined. The girls are also very thin. I don’t want to say skinny, as there were some fit girls there who end up being a big curvier, but it seems like the lack of fat content is as important as the face here. It is obvious that there is a type for this club. Skinny to fit, no gaudy plastic, pretty face. Most of the girls were Latina, with most being Cuban but some variety. Most started the conversation in English. One Asian, which is no big deal to a lot of people reading, but in south florida Asian strippers are like mythical unicorns. A few black girls (and seemingly non-Cuban blacks, though without speaking to them you cant rule it out. And as is the norm, the most beautiful black strippers, DON’T work in black clubs. They definitely work at E11even.