Where you sit matters, or you might get surly.

When I was clubbing regularly, I’d kind of weaned myself down to two clubs: Booby Trap Doral for the big booties, and Cheetah Hallandale for the GFE (had this over a number of years between two dancers). With post covid changing up a lot in my worklife, I’m not able to club regularly anymore. In order to build up GFE you have to put some time in which I don’t have anymore. So with the opportunity I wanted to see where Cheetah was at the moment.

I got here around 5:30 on Wednesday. No cover, no pat down. Wasn’t crowded but could never get a seat at the bar towards the back right, which is my preference as you get more traffic from the girls there. Only three stages going: the two in side the bars, and the main stage, which only had one girl (usually there are two). Dances were uninspired all around. Girls all Latina, with a variety of Latinas (i.e. not all Cuban). Maybe one AA and one white girl, who had huge possibly naturals, and a squeaky voice. At some point she sat down in front of me and wasn’t taking no for a hint. Plus, when she finally left I noticed she blocked a girl that I was actually trying to get dances from. Good variety in terms of shapes and sizes, but not too much plastic.

The bad seating really hampered my ability to get the girls that I wanted as they just weren’t moving around that area. And I really found myself getting surly, particularly when I girl I was trying to blow off got in the way of one I did want. Finally one of the types I like came over. Sexy brown Venezuelan, with the culturally appropriate plastic surgeries. Off top she offered me an additional hands on service for a fixed price which I declined. She was fun and the body was amazing, but I think from being in a bad mood I lost interest a little early. However as soon as I walked out I just grabbed a pretty Cubana, who had been sitting next to me all evening. I couldn’t really take her in from so close on top of me, but it was late and I wanted some dances and she was pretty enough, so fuck it.