Tootsie's Cabaret
150 NW 183rd St Miami, FL 33169

It was a great stripclub day!

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goosman
Sep 3, 2018, 3:37 AM
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Visited: Friday Afternoon

I've been having a run of so-so stripclub visits which has been souring my interest in clubbing. But after a spell of not being able to get out to a club, I felt the urge to go out again. After a less than interesting Diamond Dolls trip on Thursday, I decided to check out what Tootsies was like lately. The last time I went there, I literally did a walk through the club, saw nothing of interest and walked right back out. However, I know that the club can run hot & cold, and because I was looking for a particular type which frequents the place (fake tits & ass), I decided to give it a run. Pleased to say that Tootsies is running hot right now.

As frequent readers know, there really isn't much point in actually doing a club review, for Tooties as it is easily one of the most reviewed clubs on this page. What is of value is a "heat check" on the current vibe at the club.

I arrived about 4:30 on a Friday. I've seen Friday afternoons where the nighttime party vibe has already begun, but this day was more like an afternoon vibe. Good number of girls, and pleased to see a good number of girls hanging out at the back stand up tables shaking their asses. I tend to like this show more than what is going on stage. I check the board to look for some familiar names but could only find one I recognize. Probably about 50 names on the board, but really only about 30 girls circling. Went upstairs and just saw an absolute plastic fantastic hammer, sitting at the bar. Some girls do hang out here rather than down with the commoners, and the girls on the second level don't hustle like the ones on the floor. Doesn't mean they aren't hustlers though. They were not running a dancer on the upstairs stage, so if you wanted to grab someone for a dance when they got off the main stage they were available. I go back down stairs and I see a girl that I recognize on stage. Give her a little tip when she hits the tip rail, and after she's done she makes her way over to me. Apparently, she is going by a new name, which is why I didn't see her on the board. Short little thing, with some inflatables in her top & bottom. But decently natural looking, which make her look more like a curvy girl, as opposed to plastic fantastic. Took her back for some dances. She goes back and pops her top, while she waits for the next song to start. I appreciate, the professionalism of not trying to start off on a song already running, and letting the boobs come out from early. As we're talking I realize that she has a bad cold, and is occasionally doing the nasal snort where she is obviously drawing out mucus from her nose. So at this point, I realize that I'll be leaving with a cold. Dance is good, but (as usual for Tootsies) she does try to sell me on the room. Instead of playing the "maybe, lets see" game I decide to be honest & tell her it wasn't in my plans for the day. She responded (in English, which made it even funnier) "but your balls are going to be blue!" Made me laugh, and I had to admit, it was a pretty good piece of salesmanship. She was fun, but I decided to lessen my chances of contracting Norovirus and move on, as there were other interests on the day.

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